Wibble

[dysfunction]

which ended his dream to be King
so he kicked of his shoe
and went to the loo

 

[Cyfr]

where he began to have a poo.. :S

 

[Wonkey]

with his best friend, scooby doo

 

[mr.Blacky]

and coo coo
was all he thought

 

[Yoni]

oh bugger oh crap the loo roll ran short

 

[Cyfr]

The young elph took off on a boat from the port

 

[yaruar]

The young elph took off on a boat from the port

but the boat had a hole so the journey was short

 

[Shovel]

Much like a midget, but less inclined to snort.

There's a lot to be said for late night poetry,

 

[Wij]

Much like a midget, but less inclined to snort.

There's a lot to be said for late night poetry,

It's better than having a poo that's floa-oaty,

 

[Mazling]

i flushed one three times but thought it was ghostly

 

[Munkey]

compared to my rhyming skills, absoultley ghastly.

So off to pickerbury i went,
like dumber and dumber with my own little drummer,
to find the local plumber

 

[Mazling]

who dwelled in a tent.



To find a plumber in summer (which without water), what a bummer!
No help from my friend, the drummer, who compared to a cabbage seems much dumber.

 

[Tom]

Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover !

 

[Clown]

Playing with a sheep, his undercover lover.
"Wait, I've a headache", it said, "Have you even got a rubber?"

"Why?", said the cabbage, "Did you make a mistake?"

 

[TdC]

or perhaps a covert piss-take?

 

[GDW]

him ða Scyld gewatto gescæphwile
felahror feranon frean wære.
Hi hyne þa ætbæronto brimes faroðe,
swæse gesiþas,swa he selfa bæd,
þenden wordum weoldwine Scyldinga;
leof landfrumalange ahte

 

[Wonkey]

him ða Scyld gewatto gescæphwile
felahror feranon frean wære.
Hi hyne þa ætbæronto brimes faroðe,
swæse gesiþas,swa he selfa bæd,
þenden wordum weoldwine Scyldinga;
leof landfrumalange ahte

wuah?

 

[Cyfr]

Some silly old english writing I think

 

[Wonkey]

said the old man before he was going to sing

 

[Cyradix]

But wait! Who's that? Is it the King?

 

[mr.Blacky]

Yes it is mr.Blacky with his small ring.

 

[Yoni]

given to him from a lover when they had a fling

 

[Wonkey]

in baijing (sp?)

 

[leggy]

The king, it appears, was a fisher
With a fascination for the holiest of Grails

 

[EvilMonkeh]

unfortunatly his wife was away, and oh did he miss her
luckily he had a handful of nails

 

[Guest]

to open the hard but delicious snails

 

[Wonkey]

but he found it easier with elephant tails

 

[Shovel]

Which he bought from the butcher - with some liver.

For rhyme schemes are complex, unorthodox beasts,
Sometimes they link many posts back,

 

[Munkey]

and sometimes like byzantium of old
make no sense

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Dude.... No.