Wibble

[Guest]

Right, in a vain attempt to start a thread that constitutes something other than utter drivel.

I will make a rhyme and the next person has to get the next line.

So here goes.

"I love freddyshouse coz its the best on the net"

 

[Cdr]

'But I'd still rather sit at home and shag my pet'

 

[Cask]

When the mutant puppies hatch, you'll be full of regret

 

[Clown]

"Why?", said the man, confused as can be.

 

[Cyfr]

because said the man, he wants a big wee.

 

[Tom]

Later that day, whilst creaming a pie

 

[tris-]

Jesus (whos my homey) descended from the sky!

 

[mookie]

i really hope you're being ironic.

sorry, that doesnt rhyme.

 

[Doh_boy]

because my back is hurting something chronic,

 

[JBP|]

i think i'll pour myself a gin and tonic

 

[Munkey]

the shitness of the forums reaching epidemic,
the symptons themselves akin to bubonic

 

[GDW]

Nevertheless we must remain platonic

 

[dysfunction]

and if that fails drink till we're catatonic

 

[Clown]

"Hark, who goes there?", an angel cried.

 

[leggy]

It is me "Gabriel" the other Angel lied.

 

[Mazling]

"Impersonating seraphim," the other replied,
"gets you banned - for the stats - it'll look like we've tried."

 

[Guest]

i smell of wee so i better off hide

 

[Munkey]

a post both sublime and snide
reflecting the bitter truth of freddy's inside

 

[Tom]

A change of verse, was the decision to decide

 

[Mazling]

By the promulgate of Tom, the Freddies must abide.

 

[Clown]

Am I the only one to change the way it sounds?
WHY YES IT SEEMS FAGGOT MONKEY ASS HOUNDS!

 

[Jupitus]

and so it seems, no limits, no bounds
and yet were it me I would try to have said
My monkey's no killer, he's just great in bed

 

[Clown]

They were about to wed,
But instead,
The monkey said,
"Orange"

 

[Jupitus]

The monkey's syringe
was loaded with gear
but then when he faced it
was nothing but fear

 

[Clown]

"PURPLE", he shouted, "CAN'T YOU HEAR?"
"PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE!"

 

[Doomy]

I Wreck Everything!

 

[Clown]

It's only because your fanny flaps are smelling!

 

[Jupitus]

that's how you can sing

 

[Cyfr]

Don't worry Cyfr is here with his bling bling!

 

[Clown]

He's lying.
He probably spent the money on Big G, RING RING!