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Overdriven

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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?


Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?


Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?


You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Why ask why? Try Bud Dry. Then again, if Bud's made from water, why is it dry?


Why do they call 1 inch candy bars fun size when a 1ft candy bar would be much funner


If a dog sweats trough it tounge why does it have arm pits.


Is a frogs ass water tight?


Why do they call it the Federal Reserve System when it is not Federal, has no Reserve, and is not really a system?


What's another word for Thesaurus?


How come there's only one Monopolies Commision?


How long is a piece of string?


If you're on the other side of the world, when you flush the toilet, does the water spin the other way?


When two planes almost collide in mid-air, why do they call it a 'near miss'? Shouldn't they call it a near hit?


If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like?


Why do some people call a Water Heater a "Hot Water Heater?"


Why is it that Donald Duck never wears any pants, but when he steps out of the shower, he always has a towel around his waist?


Anyone else notice how many of the most meaningless questions begin with "Why?"


Why is it that day breaks but never falls and night falls but never breaks...??


When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?


Why is the word "self-explanatory" or "dictionary" in the dictionary?


Why isn't the word "naive" in the dictionary?
 

Thadius

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In response to the Donald Duck question, his bollocks will probably hang low after a hot bath/shower
 

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isnt the 7/11 open 7 am till 11pm? Or is it 7 days a week eleven hours a day?

surely if it was open 24 hours a day 7 days a week it would b called 24/7 xD

'Why is it that day breaks but never falls and night falls but never breaks...??'

Because humans like to live there lives during the day time and sleep during the night? lol
 

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If you're on the other side of the world, when you flush the toilet, does the water spin the other way?
If your in the southern hemispehere, yes

As demonstated in an episode of The Simpsons
 

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Thadius said:
If your in the southern hemispehere, yes

As demonstated in an episode of The Simpsons
Utter bollocks :p (part of the degree)

Just depends on initial conditions like the tap and plughole. The Earth's rotation, Corilois force has a much greater time scale (1 day) whereas the toilet is much faster.

You can check this by making your sink drain both ways.
 

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Why is there only one Monopolies commission :( makes me cringe
 

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Successfully fought the urge to give serious answers to most of those!

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Overdriven said:
If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

It'd float obviously.

Due to complete indecision whether to land on the cats feet or the butter side down.

God you didn't know that?
 

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Actually buttered side is a slight favorite in ending upwards.

Proved on mythbusters :D
 

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