why my stupid phone no work

[old.ignus]

all I want to do is send a damn text message, I can phone out, I can recieve messages, I have credit but I can't send a damn text message.

Any boffins know how many times I should hit it with a hammer?

 

[FatBusinessman]

You tried calling your phone company? That should probably be your first port of call.

 

[Perplex]

Most likely to be a network issue. Cellnet (O2), Orange, Virgin, and Vodafone have all had wierd problems the last week or so

 

[old.ignus]

would they have people to talk to at this time of night or would I just be on hold for hours?

I'm on 0ne to on....... sorry T mobile. The power in the house keeps flickering, wonder if theres a storm brewing.

 

[Xtro]

Maybe its manically depressed and doesn't want to work

 

[old.ignus]

Now don't start that again

 

[Xtro]

rofl

 

[S-Gray]

Hmm, i took my Phone outta my Car today (Been in there for about 3months unused - As in Phone Calls) and the damn thing didnt light up, so i charged it up, and still no lights or anythin come up.. so its a pretty much dead phone?

One of them Vodaphone Sagum Phones, bout a Year old.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by old.ignus
would they have people to talk to at this time of night or would I just be on hold for hours?

I'm on 0ne to on....... sorry T mobile. The power in the house keeps flickering, wonder if theres a storm brewing.

Obviously your phone is possessed by an evil spirit of some kind. You must exorcise it immediately. I suggest reading aloud from a copy of The Beano over it and then flushing it down the toilet, that'll fix it.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by granny


Obviously your phone is possessed by an evil spirit of some kind. You must exorcise it immediately. I suggest reading aloud from a copy of The Beano over it and then flushing it down the toilet, that'll fix it.

And it it doesnt - you can always claim it back through insurance.

 

[Sawtooth]

Bloody phones