WHY chivalry is dead.

[Aoami]

Well, just for you i looked up why you have a black man as an avatar and the only logical conclusion is that you're very concerned about the small size of your penis.

Also the blatant homesexual wibes from your quotes you decided are needed in your posts, in your signature, are a firm reason for you to have some homophobic tendencies.

Most likely, you were raped by a black man with a huge penis and now are envious of them because you can't compete.

Yeah, i still got it bitch

It's Shaft. Any man would kill to be Shaft.

 

[megadave]

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

 

[Amanita]

In the Pub Friday night i held the door open for a girl who looked at me and said "you wish" my respoce nearly led to a fight so that could be one reason why people are not nice anymore.

Wow, that was incredibly rude.

 

[old.Osy]

I can assure you, i wouldn't f*ck her with a 10 foot pole. Not that she's ugly, au contraire, just that she's taken and taken in my books is unf*ckable.

Any circustance.

Just an escort duty home.

Given the proper circumstances, I would fuck "her". Kudos to you, I guess, but I'm only human, and my dick rules my actions in cases like that.

And before you give me the higher moral ground argument, let me tell you there is no such thing when it comes to such situations.

Who are we to decide what is wrong or right, morally correct or not, when we all are just shells of individual ethical subjectivism, playing our little game of morality in our own cultural subjectivism yard?

Philosophy 101.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Given the proper circumstances, I would fuck "her". Kudos to you, I guess, but I'm only human, and my dick rules my actions in cases like that.

And before you give me the higher moral ground argument, let me tell you there is no such thing when it comes to such situations.

Who are we to decide what is wrong or right, morally correct or not, when we all are just shells of individual ethical subjectivism, playing our little game of morality in our own cultural subjectivism yard?

Philosophy 101.

I...wasn't...gonna

HEll, i've always said that i could date a pornstar 'cause i wouldn't mind my better half f*cking around as long as she tells she's coming home and where she's going. Sh*t, i can't take a moral high ground on anything, even if i act supposedly "morally".

 

[Lamp]

no one has any sense of propriety these days

 

[old.Osy]

You're no fun :|... giving up like that Bait too obvious?

Oh well, going to sleep now. Nn!

 

[Ch3tan]

In the Pub Friday night i held the door open for a girl who looked at me and said "you wish" my respoce nearly led to a fight so that could be one reason why people are not nice anymore.

I said "In your dreams you ugly troll faced c**t" I could have been more tactful but she stopped in then out of the door several times so i was left stood there like a tool.

It is because every girl in the UK thinks blokes are hitting on them just by looking at them. It is ridiculous.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

she might not have said anything, but she'll remember who you are.

Chivalry is not the way to get remembered. These 3 words will secure your place in their memory forever:

Atomic.
Donkey.
Punch.

I feel a disturbance in the internet, as if thousands of keyboards typed Atomic Donkey Punch into google at once, and then were silent

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, i still got it bitch

You never fucking had it in the first place..

 

[Access Denied]

It's Shaft. As a fairy-man I would kill to be Shafted.

Fixed!

 

[Huntingtons]

You never fucking had it in the first place..

its insane how he can think hes dissing somebody. hes not even trying :<

 

[haarewin]

Doing something chivalrous gets you nowhere. I tend to only bother for friends or colleagues now (like taking stuff off them to carry or holding doors for them), because "randoms" don't appreciate it, or say thanks at all. I'll still hold doors for elderly people though...

 

[Hawkwind]

In the Pub Friday night i held the door open for a girl who looked at me and said "you wish" my respoce nearly led to a fight so that could be one reason why people are not nice anymore.

Have had similar instances in UK. One women even stopped in her tracks and asked me if I thought she was incapable of opening a door herself. The door was sprung loaded, so I simply let go, turned and walked away as it hit her square in the face. She and a couple blokes found me about 5 mins later, obvious what they were there for but I was with an entire Waterpolo Squad so they couldn't do shit! I don't regret doing it for one second.

Womens lib has a lot to answer for. Try being a gent these days and you get the piss taken out of you.

 

[Hawkwind]

I can assure you, i wouldn't f*ck her with a 10 foot pole. Not that she's ugly, au contraire, just that she's taken and taken in my books is unf*ckable.

Any circustance.

Just an escort duty home.

Hold on, are you saying you've never once boned a girl you know had a boyfriend? That's just plain wierd in my books.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You never fucking had it in the first place..

More then you ever did.

Hold on, are you saying you've never once boned a girl you know had a boyfriend? That's just plain wierd in my books.

Yup, example;

At bar, get licky-huggy-kissy with girl, girl invites to her place, about 10 feet from the cab she says "...yeah my boyfriend is working out of town."

Break, turn, wave and say "see ya when yer single".

 

[fettoken]

More then you ever did.



Yup, example;

At bar, get licky-huggy-kissy with girl, girl invites to her place, about 10 feet from the cab she says "...yeah my boyfriend is working out of town."

Break, turn, wave and say "see ya when yer single".

See, having principles and showing them here will only get you nowhere

Like myself, i am all noble and chivalrous. But what do i get? Nothing i tell you, nothing!

 

[Ch3tan]

Toht's right, and if he has actually managed to do say goodbye in that situation then good for him. That takes a lot of willpower.

 

[Bugz]

Hold on, are you saying you've never once boned a girl you know had a boyfriend? That's just plain wierd in my books.

Because it's so damn hard to resist it !

Honestly - would you put your sexual appetite above morals?

 

[Aoami]

Hold on, are you saying you've never once boned a girl you know had a boyfriend? That's just plain wierd in my books.

I would've done a month or so ago but fell asleep :|

I was so disappointed cos she's hot aswell.

 

[Hawkwind]

Because it's so damn hard to resist it !

Honestly - would you put your sexual appetite above morals?

But what if the boyfriend was a complete cock and did not deserve her?

 

[Amanita]

But what if the boyfriend was a complete cock and did not deserve her?

Thats way too subjective

 

[old.Tohtori]

But what if the boyfriend was a complete cock and did not deserve her?

Then sex changes nothing. She leaves him, then sexy time.

 

[fettoken]

Because it's so damn hard to resist it !

Honestly - would you put your sexual appetite above morals?

A caveman

 

[Billargh]

Honestly - would you put your sexual appetite above morals?

After a night out do most people give a toss, really?

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

But what if the boyfriend was a complete cock and did not deserve her?

Every time i hear that line i've always thought how amusing it is when people shagging other peoples partners come up with moral justifications for their actions

 

[Huntingtons]

easier just to accept you shagged another persons girl. you were horny, it happens.