Why are tennis stars so noisy?

[Jeremiah]

2 of them within a couple of miles where I live in Manchester and both of them cost under £9 a go, we are really spoilt for choice when it comes to good chinese/indian restartaunts and takeaways here to be honest. Every time I go to Dundee or Edinburgh though the food is always crap and the prices are insane, dunno why but foriegn restaraunts and takeaway in Scotland really suck.

You really need to go to Jimmy Chungs when you are in Dundee! Top notch buffet for only £4.99 at lunch times! £8.99 for evening meals when all the fancy stuff comes out. Oh, and if you are in Edinburgh, theres a great buffet place in the Omi Centre near the Playhouse - also under £9 for evening meals... You just need to know where to look

What this has to do with noisy tennis players, I have no idea

 

[cHodAX]

You really need to go to Jimmy Chungs when you are in Dundee! Top notch buffet for only £4.99 at lunch times! £8.99 for evening meals when all the fancy stuff comes out. Oh, and if you are in Edinburgh, theres a great buffet place in the Omi Centre near the Playhouse - also under £9 for evening meals... You just need to know where to look

What this has to do with noisy tennis players, I have no idea

I blame my brother! He has lived up there for 5 years and I haven't had a decent meal yet! Thanks for the tips anyway, I am off up there in about 10 days so I will bear them in mind.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes. Porno has the best sounds in the world:

Uuh uuh! Yeah! TAke it!
Oooh uuh! Oh my god!
*slurpy slurpy*
*thump thump thump*
*wakka wakka*
*splurt splurt*

But on the tennis subject, try hitting a tennisball at 120 mph and see if you can do it quietly