Why are tennis stars so noisy?

[Thadius]

Whats with all the groans and moans?

I was on the pc and had the tv on quite high, thought it was Vlad and Outies production of "A Knight's Tail", with Outlander dressed up as paladin but sadly, it wasnt

Does it make them play better if they sound like they are being pounded hard?

 

[cHodAX]

Sharapova and Hingis moaning makes da general stand to attention

 

[Thadius]

Sharapova and Hingis moaning makes da general stand to attention

Just the moaning?

Or is it the napkins that they wear as well?

 

[cHodAX]

Just the moaning?

Or is it the napkins that they wear as well?

That as well but the moaning mainly, I close my eyes and just imagine....

 

[Lamp]

Anyone got a website with all the tennis stars' wives and girlfriends ?

I gogled "tennis wags" and got this LOL

 

[Thadius]

Anyone got a website with all the tennis stars' wives and girlfriends ?

I gogled "tennis wags" and got this LOL

So Beckham has switched to tennis now and thats his wife?

 

[cHodAX]

So Beckham has switched to tennis now and thats his wife?

Looks more like Tim Henman's mum...

 

[Thadius]

Looks more like Tim Henman's mum...

Though that dog probably plays better than Henman

 

[cHodAX]

Though that dog probably plays better than Henman

Yeah, the dog is expected to make the quarter finals this year, Tim went out in the first round.

 

[Thadius]

Yeah, the dog is expected to make the quarter finals this year, Tim went out in the first round.

Tbh he did play Worlds Number 1, think hes unbeaten in 3 years now on Grasscourt

God that blonde hath who presents BBC's coverage is a older woman I would have

 

[cHodAX]

Tbh he did play Worlds Number 1, think hes unbeaten in 3 years now on Grasscourt

God that blonde hath who presents BBC's coverage is a older woman I would have

Sue Barker or her fat heefer mate?

 

[Thadius]

Sue Barker or her fat heefer mate?

Sue Barker

Her who presents They think its all over

 

[cHodAX]

Sue Barker

Her who presents They think its all over

Oh right, I thought you meant the fat bird who covers the racing and athletics as well. She seems more your type.

 

[georgie]

Her who presents They think its all over

Nick Hancock?

 

[cHodAX]

Nick Hancock?

Thats one rough looking bird

 

[Thadius]

Oh right, I thought you meant the fat bird who covers the racing and athletics as well. She seems more your type.

The big one that looks like a lesbian?

When she was at ascot, the horses looked better

 

[Dantares]

Her who presents They think its all over

Heh, me thinks you mean A Question Of Sport.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol blokes wouldnt watch it without the sounds
reminds me of a m8 who said he couldnt get into a porno if he had to watch it on quiet

 

[cHodAX]

lol blokes wouldnt watch it without the sounds
reminds me of a m8 who said he couldnt get into a porno if he had to watch it on quiet

Porn without sound is like curry without naan bread, totally unsatisfying.

 

[Thadius]

Porn without sound is like curry without naan bread, totally unsatisfying.

I hate Indians!

Givf Chinese!

 

[Dantares]

The big one that looks like a lesbian?

When she was at ascot, the horses looked better

I think it is Clair Balding, and yes she is. She's actually admitted it.

 

[cHodAX]

I hate Indians!

Givf Chinese!

Ok, it is like Crispy Duck without pancakes!

 

[Thadius]

Ok, it is like Crispy Duck without pancakes!

Never had duck

Dont want bird flu

Your saying its like a Macdonalds with the rankness?

Or a Kebab without food poisoning?

 

[cHodAX]

Never had duck

Dont want bird flu

Your saying its like a Macdonalds with the rankness?

Or a Kebab without food poisoning?

Crispy Duck is awesome, I am not a chinese food fan really but Crispy Duck just kicks arse.

 

[Thadius]

Crispy Duck is awesome, I am not a chinese food fan really but Crispy Duck just kicks arse.

Its expensive though, like 21 quid for a duck

 

[cHodAX]

Its expensive though, like 21 quid for a duck

Find a nice all you can eat Chinese buffet place, they always have Crispy Duck on for the evening service and you can make a complete pig of yourself for under a tenner.

 

[Thadius]

Find a nice all you can eat Chinese buffet place, they always have Crispy Duck on for the evening service and you can make a complete pig of yourself for under a tenner.

There are a few in Leeds, last one i went to(Jumbo) got burnt down

Man there chicken curry was sexy, all for 7 quid

 

[lilmissnaughty]

kk how bout fried rice without the special.
without the prawns n chicken n stuff it would suck arse.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

omg jumbo got burned down? i think thats the one we used to go for dimsum of a weekend in.funny waiters used to take the piss outta the folks learning chinese at leeds uni n give em menus in chinese characters.

 

[cHodAX]

There are a few in Leeds, last one i went to(Jumbo) got burnt down

Man there chicken curry was sexy, all for 7 quid

2 of them within a couple of miles where I live in Manchester and both of them cost under £9 a go, we are really spoilt for choice when it comes to good chinese/indian restartaunts and takeaways here to be honest. Every time I go to Dundee or Edinburgh though the food is always crap and the prices are insane, dunno why but foriegn restaraunts and takeaway in Scotland really suck.