Why Americans should never be allowed to travel

[cHodAX]

Saw this and thought it was pretty funny...

http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html

 

[Bleeker]

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."


ahahahahahahahaha


americans *shakes head*

 

[Ezteq]

aww bless...



cant really talk cos when i was coming back from australia i had a bag of pumpkin seeds to eat as a snack on the plane, got to the airport and went straight to the "something to decalir" aisle the bloke said "what do you want to declair" and i showed him my bag of seed snacks he laughed and shooed me off i was only covering my arse tbh (and tbh never ever thought it would be possible to cover MY arse with a pumpkin seed )

 

[Job]

Lol at the Hippo one :worthy:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not americans...americans are almost whiped out like old poo from ze bottom. The yanks US, whatnot, that's what you talking bout. Allthough it's the country, not the people that count and i've seen/heard as bad people in the UK as i have in the US. Anywhere really. It's only the twats that shine through. You don't hear about US citizens who are sane and do things normal. 'cause that's not news worthy.

 

[Lamp]

Amusing

Agree with Old ^ above. "Its only the twats that shine through"

Must be very dazzling in America then. Is that why everyone there has sunglasses ?

 

[tris-]

americans shouldnt be allowed to do anything at all.

 

[Job]

If you want to see the sensible side of America you need to watch Jon Stewart on the Dailyshow,you can find episodes all over the net, that guy is seriously funny, intelligent and hates Bush with a passion.

 

[Freezerburn]

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

HAHA!

 

[Rellik]

omg...

those crazy people! allways up to no good! xd

 

[Sissyfoo]

americans shouldnt be allowed to do anything at all.

Yea, because every single one of it's 296 million inhabitants are incompetent.

...moron!

 

[tris-]

im glad you agree..

not really,

i would be glad though if you wernt such a tosser and didnt take every billion thing on the internet seriously.
(i can use numbers too mommy)

Dear sissyfook
cud u plz tell lamp off for sayin

Must be very dazzling in America then.

coz he be implyin most americans are the twats.
lamps setance makes my hart cry

twis-

 

[Himse]

lol tbh

 

[Sissyfoo]

im glad you agree..

not really,

i would be glad though if you wernt such a tosser and didnt take every billion thing on the internet seriously.

Well, I would be glad if your mum had tripped and fallen down the stairs whilst she was pregnant with your worthless carcass but unfortunately we rarely get what we want in life.

 

[M® Zîllâ]

rofl

 

[tris-]

Well, I would be glad if your mum had tripped and fallen down the stairs whilst she was pregnant with your worthless carcass but unfortunately we rarely get what we want in life.

lol i agree. now i have to live with you as my father

but really, why do you not tell off anyone else who makes the same type of comments

 

[Raven]

/hands round some handbags

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, I would be glad if your mum had tripped and fallen down the stairs whilst she was pregnant with your worthless carcass but unfortunately we rarely get what we want in life.

Very very disappointed Sissy...

Should know better. *tut tut*

Even i don't go that far. BUT, you two, stop this pickering at once before i sick a lot of shining yankee footballers on you.

 

[tris-]

all i wanna know is why am i being targeted!

 

[Ctuchik]

Lol at the Hippo one :worthy:

atleast she was logic

apart from the "don't lie! i've looked on the map and florida is a very thin state!"


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