Why am i in such a bad mood 2day???

[Rediknight]

Anyone got a good suggestion of why im in such a fowl mood this morning??

Anyone got a good idea of how to get out of this slump??

Im having to bite my lip at my boss, to stop me gettin the sack. I've gone firing off at Tilda in Gen Disc. cos i didn't think about it for five minutes...

I'm usually dead calm, so what's up with me? Is it the weather? The allignment of the planets? This satan worshipper i work opposite gettin to me? (Who i keep telling it's not xmas, and besides, he's a big fat dude in red, with a beard... cheers me up usually)

ARGH!!!!!!GRRRRR!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bloodsugar up, as a diabetic i should know.

That's one cause. I know i have to fight from ripping a persons head off because i'm out of milk or sumthing.

Usually cured by..well..insulin is off in your case But try doing some exersizzle. Run, whatnot.


If it's however a "drop down pissed off", meaning it just dropped from somewhere, you have to ride it out.

EDIT:

Oh and this should help with anger level.

 

[Adoctor]

"time of the month" ?

"got the painters in" ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

"time of the month" ?

"got the painters in" ?

Regarding to my sig...

"Just married?"

 

[Honza]

Bloodsugar up, as a diabetic i should know.

Hmm I tend to be aggressive when my bloodsugar is below 3,5 mmol/l ... diab too

 

[Rediknight]

Oh and this should help with anger level.

meh.. now i have to shell out for a new monitor too, since i poured screaming, steaming coffee all over this one, then stuck a biro through the screen...

actually, i just scribbled on it with a wipe-clean marker, but it made the IT guy just have a kitten behind me hahaha!!

now THAT cheered me up a bit - 'mon guys, more of the same

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm I tend to be aggressive when my bloodsugar is below 3,5 mmol/l ... diab too

Yeah, i've heard that some get angry that way too. I mostly get just a bit woozy and hungry. Even when i go down as far as 1.8


So rediknight you should..umm...eat and...move a lot

 

[Bahumat]

rediknight...when you have a large meal with a sugary dessert do you go to the toilet alot afterwards?

 

[Tasslehoff]

rediknight...when you have a large meal with a sugary dessert do you go to the toilet alot afterwards?

Made me laugh, dunno why. Just felt it had to be quoted

(Even though it might be the symptoms of something, it sounds funny when taken out of context)

 

[Jaem-]

Oh and this should help with anger level.

Hmm thats quite effective, makes me want to kill anything that looks like it.

 

[Honza]

Made me laugh, dunno why. Just felt it had to be quoted

(Even though it might be the symptoms of something, it sounds funny when taken out of context)

Well if you go to toilet alot (in fact you need to ease your bladder), this could be symptom of increased blood-sugar level... as well as symptom of other 1234 things.

 

[Rediknight]

Well if you go to toilet alot (in fact you need to ease your bladder), this could be symptom of increased blood-sugar level... as well as symptom of other 1234 things.

kinda wish i was diabetic, at least i could blame that :/

im in a little bit of a better mood - just chucked a muffin across the canteen and hit one of the bosses on the forehead Now i have to pay off everyone who saw me lob it, so i don't get grassed up... meh!

And now its raining too and i have to ride home - does it ever end????

 

[old.Tohtori]

And now its raining too and i have to ride home - does it ever end????

You're coming home now?! Sh*t!! Gotta go, later!

 

[Rediknight]

You're coming home now?! Sh*t!! Gotta go, later!

ahHA!!!! so its j00 whos been breaking into my shoe-box and re-arranging my collection of paranoid-clams

and you leave sooty footprints in the butter, y'bugger...

 

[Gamah]

Hmm thats quite effective, makes me want to kill anything that looks like it.

All bi-ped blue frogs wearing leather jackets and goggles should be affraid!

 

[Gotrag]

lol at people doing self diagnosis

imo just having a off day

 

[Lamp]

Get an early night
Stop playing DAOC for a day
Stay off tea, coffee, alcohol, unhealthy food, and narcotics
Drink water
Get some exercise
Get another job
Get laid
...and if that don't work, just bite your tongue and ride it out dude

 

[Rediknight]

Get an early night (i'll try)
Stop playing DAOC for a day (haven't played it for about a week now...)
Stay off tea (no, can't), coffee (don't drink it anyway), alcohol (rarely even do that anymore), unhealthy food (ahh...), and narcotics (never touch em guv, never.. honest... that? That's from next doors garden, it grew under the fence and into that hydroponic farm in my shed... in which i was growing tomatoes... ahem!)
Drink water
Get some exercise (I ride to and home from work daily - about 12 miles total p/day)
Get another job (But i like this job - its my boss i don't)
Get laid (like im ever NOT trying to get laid, dude... i seem to have lost the knack at about 26 )
...and if that don't work, just bite your tongue and ride it out dude

I can't bite my tongue - my bite is toxic to humans

thanks for trying though...



so...




who wants to get laid? hahahaha!

 

[Lamp]

who wants to get laid? hahahaha!

Not very romantic. Ask nicely ;p

 

[Darksword]

deep breaths and just chill, then next person that pisses you off slightly, kill them!

 

[tris-]

not enough sleep?

take drugs? maybe you had too much, not enough or got withdrawl symptoms
drink alcohol? same as above
smoke? same as above the above one

too much crazy frog?
atmospheric pressures? sometimes when its been really sunny and then it gets grey, dark and light at the same time i get a mad head ache and get pissed off.
not enough vitiamin b, iron defficiency, sickle cell anemia, sugar levels etc.

shit man, you cant be asking questions like what you did! theres too many answers.

 

[Athinz]

get a pharmasist to subscribe you some cannabis for medicinal uses and then listen to some music

 

[Honza]

get a pharmasist to subscribe you some cannabis for medicinal uses and then listen to some music

Have better idea, get a girlfriend ;-)

 

[Ezteq]

i pee a lot too however this isnt because im diabetanetic its just that whilst i was sleeping off a tequila fuelled night of debauchary and shove hapenny on a park bench in chipping sodburry some little guatamalan dude stole my bladder!!

I woke up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice (and some lemon wedges) with a note pinned to my false leg "Greetings, we have your bladder if you want to get it back you must pay a ransom of One Million Dollars [insert evil laugh] in to the account at the bottom of the page"....."have a nice day, oh and dont move for a coupla hours theres a good gal"

Well much to my consternation i decided arseholes to this, dialed down for room service and got a couple of bottles of Aztec silver to go with all the ice and would you believe it the bell boy was also a trainee medical student, after explaining my situation (while we both enjoyed a rerun of melrose place on the pay per view and drinking slammers in the bath... remember i wasnt allowed to move) he lept in to action, slipped on a stray lemon wedge and cracked his head on the toilet.

After a few more hours the hotel manager wondered what was taking the bell boy so long he came up to investigate, saw him, found me, had a drink and watched some tv the called the ambulance, while we were waiting the obligatory 45 mins for them to answer our emergancy call we decided to leave a sign pointing to the unconsious bell boy and go out on the razz.

I still had the problem of no bladder so we substituted the stolen organ for an empty Mr. Porkys pork scratchings bag we found behind the bed and went to the local night club where my rendition of "she got legs" by zz top went down a storm.

And that my dear friends is how the llama got its name.









[edit] oops sorry no its not,



And that my dear friends is how Ez gotta pee so much
ThankYou and GoodNight.

 

[Rediknight]

i pee a lot too however this isnt because im diabetanetic its just that whilst i was sleeping off a tequila fuelled night of debauchary and shove hapenny on a park bench in chipping sodburry some little guatamalan dude stole my bladder!!

I woke up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice (and some lemon wedges) with a note pinned to my false leg "Greetings, we have your bladder if you want to get it back you must pay a ransom of One Million Dollars [insert evil laugh] in to the account at the bottom of the page"....."have a nice day, oh and dont move for a coupla hours theres a good gal"

Well much to my consternation i decided arseholes to this, dialed down for room service and got a couple of bottles of Aztec silver to go with all the ice and would you believe it the bell boy was also a trainee medical student, after explaining my situation (while we both enjoyed a rerun of melrose place on the pay per view and drinking slammers in the bath... remember i wasnt allowed to move) he lept in to action, slipped on a stray lemon wedge and cracked his head on the toilet.

After a few more hours the hotel manager wondered what was taking the bell boy so long he came up to investigate, saw him, found me, had a drink and watched some tv the called the ambulance, while we were waiting the obligatory 45 mins for them to answer our emergancy call we decided to leave a sign pointing to the unconsious bell boy and go out on the razz.

I still had the problem of no bladder so we substituted the stolen organ for an empty Mr. Porkys pork scratchings bag we found behind the bed and went to the local night club where my rendition of "she got legs" by zz top went down a storm.

And that my dear friends is how the llama got its name.









[edit] oops sorry no its not,



And that my dear friends is how Ez gotta pee so much
ThankYou and GoodNight.

:wub: u rule hehe!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I needed some money to pay off a mexican mafia boss, named Senor Huarez Juanita. Not sure if it was senorita or senor so i decided to go with senor. I owed a million dollars because last night i went out drinking and played against some weird looking sombrero dudes a couple of rounds of blackjack. I was quite curious why a straight would beat my 21, but it didn't matter then.

Long story short, i owned Senor Harez Juanita now a cool million. Well i had to come up with something. Soi came up the stairs to this weird bar near the mexican boarder. I decided to go undercover and dressed up in a rather nifty looking quatemalan disguise. I saw some girl taking shots of tequila and went on over for a little drinking game. Ofcourse i was drinking water while the nutball chica was downing two fingers faster then paris hilton does other nasty stuff to mens naughty bits. Well she got totally shoulderassfaced so i decided to spring into action. Unfortunetly i forgot to tell the barman my plan of drinking water and i slammed against the opposite table, knocking down a conviniently placed chainsaw that was running and cut off the bouncers left leg.

Great, now i needed a million dollars and a leg. Well i managed to compose myself into a sean sebastian bach hymn about flowers and lured the chica i met to a hotelroom. I grabbed the nearest toiletbrush and began operating on the mumbling and quite drunk woman. Toiletbrush surgery didn't work so i took out a pocket knife. The bladder market was booming those days so i knew the tequila soaked bladder of the girl would make me the needed million dollars. The bladder was easy, but taking off a leg for the bouncer in the bar took a while longer.

I finally managed to get all i needed and dumped the girl in a bathtub. Then my phone rang and it was my agent. Because of some mexican motherf*cker, bladder market had crashed and they were worth less then the girls panties i just took for the japanese manga convention next month. Well, i needed a plan B. So i rushed out to the hall, knocking down a bellboy and took all the ice from the machine there. I covered the girl and pinned a ransom note on her. She couldn't survive without the bladder so i would get the cool million. I took the bladder and the leg and headed out before anyone would see the pool of blood dripping to the first floor.

Three weeks later and i'm surrounded by Senor Huarez Juanita's goons, have no cash, got one female leg as the bouncer took mine and didn't want a girl leg, not to mention the high heel still attached to it and i just remembered that i should've put the account number on the ransom note....

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

OMG ROFLOL to the both of you!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Wow that is a coincedence because my neighbour when i was but a youth training to be a croupier was Senor Huarez Juanita, one evening when i was on my way back from my flemenco-clog dance fusion class i accedentally launched a clog in to orbit and smashed his green house to smithereens (he was most displeased as he was growing some hybrid tulip/brussel sprout plant that was going to win him top place in the chelsea flower show, he was in desperate competition with alan titchmarsh as he'd run off with Senor Huarez Juanita's wife after dazzling her with his cyclamens).

In order to pay him back (i had no money) i gave him Black Jack lessons, i taught him the one thing all croupiers know and thats how to make the cards work for you, its all a big scam casinos are really hi teck testing facilities for holographic research programs, people think theyre winning because that is the image we present to them, when they actually by some wierd twist of fate really do win we jump in to action and hit a small button disguised as a cuff link and project an image of a higher run of cards than theirs on to the houses cards.

I gave Senor Huarez Juanita one of my cuff links on the understanding that a) the green house incedent would be forgiven and b) the manga pants i had accedentally hung on the washing line the day before would be forgotten, i suspect he got the better deal in this but i was allowed to live and hopefully realise my dream as the worlds best flemenco-clog dancer... ever!

So to cut a long story short




















the end.

or is it? [ spooky music]

 

[Lamp]

Is everyone posting on this thread on drugs ?

Oops...!!

 

[Rediknight]

Is everyone posting on this thread on drugs ?

Oops...!!

*coughs and points at Lamp*
narc
*coughs*



i wouldn't say ON drugs... it's a terrible phrase - in fact i can't think of a single unprescribable pharmaceutical that i, or anyone, has to be "on" in any way. The more sensible way to ask would be, "Is everyone posting in this thread around drugs?" or "Is everyone in this thread currently digesting, inhaling or imbibing drugs?" even though, and i quote Chris Morris's Brass Eye, "It's not a drug, it's a drink..."

ooh, a bee!!!