Wht about the Mobs accounts?

[old.Tohtori]

I was just curious. Since every other and their friend from the players are not able to connect to the game, how about the mobs? Is this scenario possible:

Legion: Dumdidum di daa. Ah, a fresh bonecup of soul on the table, my favorite track from -Gloom and Doom- heavymetal band playing. It's time to kill some silly humans, elves and all the other little so called heroes.

*Legions computer humms for a moment as he clicks on the DAoC icon and silent clicks are heard from his dungeon as he enters his password and tries to log in*

Legion: What? Password incorrect? Hmm...

*Legion logs into camelot-europe*

Legion: Ooh! Well that explains it. Hmm.

*Legion takes a sip of fresh soul and sets the cup on the table as he checks his mail*

Legion: Well. I don't see anything. I think i'll head over to the Prince and see what's going on.

*Legion heads out of his dungeon and knocks on the door of the Prince. Prince soon opens the door, ripping it off its hinges*

Prince: WHAT?!

Legion: Whoa! Calm down man.

Prince: I ain't calming down you ho! GOA Motherf*ckers haven't sent me my f*cking new password! ¤!#%!!

Legion: Hmm. Tried RightNow?

Prince: RightNow?...RIGHTNOW?! Ok bitch! My foot. Your ass. Now!

 

[freeq]

 

[Yuffy]

:lol:

 

[Sibanac]

> Prince: RightNow?...RIGHTNOW?! Ok bitch! My foot. Your ass. Now!


Prince is so gonne get wtfpwnd
I mean legion is a big bad motherfscker and prince is a freaky little git with a obsesion for purple and way to much chest hair and a funky symbol

 

[svartmetall]

[Gjalpinulva stirs from her repose and heads for the keyboard as soon as she wakes, a Pavlovian response familiar to all DAOC players]

[tap tap tappity tap]

"What do you mean, account or password incorrect?!?"

[snorts in annoyance, accidentally melting part of the monitor, then looks at pile of dragon loot strewn on the floor]

"Oh well, at least this way I get to keep all this stuff..."

[orders Drakulv minions to bring her a beer, and starts to play Quake 3]

 

[the_fnord]

King Tuscar: WTF???
Queen Kula: What's the matter hun?
King Tuscar: I can't logg on.... Says that I got wrong password?
Queen Kula: Let me try.
*click, click, click, tap, tap, tap, click, click, click*
Queen Kula: WTF??? What are we to do now?
King Tuscar: *starts to take of his jerkin* Ooooh baby I think I have an idea...
Queen Kula: Ooooohhh! Can I use the handcuffs? Please?!?
King Tuscar: The fluffy ones?

 

[svartmetall]

lol

 

[Flimgoblin]

Apocalypse sips on his coffee.

Apocalypse: Muahahahhaa, I told them that last time that they'd bring down the apocalypse, can't say I didn't warn them. Serve them right for zerging me every sodding week.

Apocalypse browses to BW and has a good chuckle at the flames.


(PS. is it just me that thinks he'd be far funnier if he were called Apocalypso....?)

 

[Laroma]

Teh twisted minds..

 

[-ag-bometal]

givf more for bored ppl @ work :sleeping:

 

[the_fnord]

I am bored @ work!

 

[-ag-bometal]

bored++;

Time is creeping bye here :/

90 mins to go and counting

<continues surfing BW while alt - tabbing boss view when he passes past my cubicle>

 

[the_fnord]

King Tuscar: Yeah baby! Givf it to me!
Queen Kula: You like that don't you now?
King Tuscar: Harrr! Harrr!
*Computer goes "DING"*
Queen Kula: You think that might be the passwords?
King Tuscar: Not now hun..... Not now.....
Queen Kula: I'll just check it quickly!
King Tuscar: Oh come on.....
Queen Kula: YAY! I got my password! Woooo-Hooo! Go GOA! Go GOA!!!
King Tuscar: Great hunny! Now come back hun!
Queen Kula: Oooohhhh 2 fgs.... like they have a chance!
King Tuscar: Hunny! Can u atleast release me.... The cuffs are starting to get uncomftable...


King Tuscar: Kula.... Hun... Please???

 

[old.Tohtori]

Legion: So...

Prince: ...

Legion: You got the sub password...

Prince: Yup.

Legion: Got the account back on...

Prince: Mmm-hm.

Legion: It's been nearly 30 days.

Prince: Right.

Legion: And you still got no game password?

Prince: Correct.

Legion: Tried RightNow?

Prince: ....i hate you.

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Meanwhile in the vale of mularn....

<Guild> w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd Says "Y0 Gu!Ld!e$!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r K!nG Says "w00t! WRG b@ck 0nl!ne!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd Says "Y@! fUc?Kt@rD GOA givf pW0rDz d!$ m0Rn!n'!!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r Qu33n Says "w00t! 'l0 WRG!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r $c0ut Says "uB3r! WB m8!
<Guild> w00d3@t3r Says "m!$$3d y@ d00d!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd Says "W@nn@ m33t?"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r K!nG Says "fUcK Y@!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd Says "w00t!... m33t w00dy h!LL 2 m!nz... w3 z3rg v@l3...k?"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r Qu33n Says "OMW"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r K!nG Says "OMW"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r $c0ut Says "OMW"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r Says "r00m 4 @ l0wb!3 ?"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r K!nG Says "Y@!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r Says "OMW tH3n"

3 mins later...


Thorgald was just killed by w00d3@t3r K!nG
Ragnar was just killed by w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd
MiniHealer was just killed by w00d3@t3r K!nG
larana was just killed by w00d3@t3r Qu33n
Urgat was just killed by w00d3@t3r K!nG
Carrot was just killed by w00d3@t3r K!nG
Demrog was just killed by w00d3@t3r R0y@L Gu@Rd

<Guild> w00d3@t3r Qu33n Says "Kekekekekekeke"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r K!nG Says "LOLOLOL!!!! PWND!"
<Guild> w00d3@t3r $c0ut Says "OMF! n00b mids r teh $ucK!!!!"



(inspired by the Woodeater gank squad in the vale of mularn.... bane of all mid newbies!)


*edit cos i cant get VB colour text to work :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just going along here...

Prince: Yo bitch!

Legion: Me?

Prince: No the other ugly mother standing by that middie.

Legion: Riiight...what?

Prince: Kill the mid.

Legion: No way! I'm too good for a single troll, you kill it!

Prince: Well i ain't touching it. It got diseases and stuff.

Legion: How the hell did a single mid get past all the crap and in now bashing on my leg anyway?!

Prince: Savage.

Legion: Oh yeah...

*steps on the troll*

Legion: ding!

Prince: Har har....
-------------------

Runemaster casts a spell.

Prince resists the spell.

Legion: Hey prince!

Prince: WHAT?!

Legion: Their trying to pull you.

Prince: I know! They've been at it for 3 hours now.

Legion: Why ain't you killing them?

Prince: I'm protesting.

Legion: Against what?

Prince: I still can't access my buffbot account.

Legion: You..have a buffbot?

Prince: Well who doesn't these days...

Legion: I don't.

Prince: That's 'cause you're a s...

Legion: I can still whoop your ass.

Prince: ....i hate you.

 

[old.Jable]

Legion: ive gotta go to work

Prince: oh no dude, dont do that, works really depressing

Legion: no i gotta, cause ive got a wife and kids and responsibilities

Prince: ah go on then, but you'll miss loads of time xping and getting levels

Legion: ive got no choice, dont make me feel even worse than i do already

Prince: think ll go get that item from that spot thats always camped during peak hours...

Legion: i hate you

 

[kinag]

OMG!

most funny thread in AGES, Tohtori, I worship you!

 

[Harhr]

King Tuscar: Hun, I'm still stuck!

Kula: Coming babe, just need to bash these mids first!

King Tuscar: Baybee.. it really starts to hurt with these handcuffs on... i think my hands are bleeding! omg!

Kula: Honey please wait 2 more mins...

<Hatts enters the room and sees big evil Tuscar on the bed naked with flyffu handcuffs on>

<Hatts uses speed and runs away>

King Tuscar: Noooo! Come back u Kobold! If you will open my handcuffs I will give ya anything you want!

<Hatts thinks a while.. And says: Okey, but only if you will give me a trophy of Outlaw's head which I can hang on my cottage wall!>

King Tuscar: But that's impossible! He's an..well..an alb. I'm only allowed to bash mids!

<Hatts says: Too bad matey, gonna go then!>
<Hatts kicks off in the darkness>

King Tuscar thinks *Fuck, I should never have introduced DAoC to Kula... She is almost as addicted as I am..*

Kula: Not a long wait anymore baybeeh! I'm soon ready..just got those damn pesky savages and healers..they just wont allow to die!

/em King Tuscar grunts out loud.

Kula: Coming baybeee!

<Kulas steps in the room and sees a dead King Tuscar with handcuffs on and a big pool of blood around him>

Kula: Soz baybeeh... Would you mind if I take your loot?



NEVER have sex with your partner if he/she is addicted to DAoC.