Who's Missus would win????

[Bahumat]

Who's missus would win in a fight out of all these?

 

[tris-]

all what you fucking noobnose?

 

[Bahumat]

all what you fucking noobnose?

I am a noob and make polls different to everyone else. Everyone can always post while im still making it

 

[cHodAX]

Docwolfe, no doubt. She is a right ard bastard!

 

[DocWolfe]

I'm flattered

 

[Bahumat]

Docwolfe, no doubt. She is a right ard bastard!

I'm flattered

You 2 are like sexually frustrated vampires hellbent on eating goats cheese!

 

[cHodAX]

You 2 are like sexually frustrated vampires hellbent on eating goats cheese!

Have you been watching? I demand some privacy!

 

[DocWolfe]

You 2 are like sexually frustrated vampires hellbent on eating goats cheese!

How did you know I calls cHo's cock a goat?

 

[Bahumat]

eeeeyyyyy!!!! Conspiracy! who's the best conspiracy person for this?

 

[Laddey]

mine would do you all!

 

[cHodAX]

mine would do you all!

Bollocks tbh, Docwolfe would smash her pretty face in!

 

[DocWolfe]

mine would do you all!

She's more than welcome to 'do' me mate... make sure she brings the lube, I'd hate it if she ruptured my hemorrhoids again, the size of her strap on is ridiculous.

 

[Laddey]

Bollocks tbh, Docwolfe would smash her pretty face in!

He'd have to get through me, tris- and - English - first!!

 

[- English -]

im going with laddley cos i know what preston birds are like xD

 

[cHodAX]

He'd have to get through me, tris- and - English - first!!

So no trouble at all then, 2 fags and a geek are no match for Docwolfe the 22stone Rugby League player. She will crush you weak fuckers in no time and then show your lovely lady the true meaning of being bitch slapped!

 

[Laddey]

So no trouble at all then, 2 fags and a geek are no match for Docwolfe the 22stone Rugby League player. She will crush you weak fuckers in no time and then show your lovely lady the true meaning of being bitch slapped!

Haha! Ok you win, but be gentle?

 

[Deebs]

/me throws a free condom to the thread and steps back as the masses fight like chavs over it.

* Deebs wanders off to the local pharmacy and orders shitloads of Warfarin for his members.

 

[Vladamir]

No wonder you never answer your PM's you're too busy trying to kill us all

 

[Bahumat]

/me throws a free condom to the thread and steps back as the masses fight like chavs over it.

* Deebs wanders off to the local pharmacy and orders shitloads of Warfarin for his members.

I bet it's a used one!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Speaking of Chavs and condoms
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If you live in the UK, then you've prob seen these vids. They are highly innacurate for a few reasons. First of, the girl should not have looked pleased with herself, and the motto should not have been 'want respect, use a condom'.

She should have been depressed in both, no smiles, and the motto should have been "Want respect, then don't get drunk at parties with oppertunistic ginger scrotes in attendance."

After all, just look at the guy, you would not look pleased with yourself after sleeping with that, would you girls?

 

[swords]

Chavs don't need condoms according to Jimmy Carr...
(1min 18s in)
YouTube - Jimmy Carr - Comedian
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[Amildin]

haha those adverts always make me laugh. So cheesy it hurts

 

[Tilda]

tbh you missed out Bugz's lady!
He would lock himself in his room for her to get her to stay over! So she can't be too bad!

 

[Sparx]

this has to win the gayest thread on the internet award

 

[cHodAX]

this has to win the gayest thread on the internet award

No, no. The 'Tickle my prostate gland' thread was much gayer.

 

[Everz]

which can i shag

 

[Bahumat]

which can i shag

...me...

 

[old.Tohtori]

You're all forgetting one.

Mrs Seel.

Not because she could fight.
Not because she would be the "hottest".
Not even because she would be the smartest.

But for one simple reason, she can breed more of...me!

 

[Ezteq]

well I voted for Doc, Mr Ez would not win in this fight, he'd be sat behind his lap top and get his roman army to fight for him.

in the meantime Doc would have snuck up behind him, cut his power cable...then disabled the lap top Oo and possibly gone smeagle on him in apocolyptic proportions.

 

[Laddey]

which can i shag

Your mums mum!