Who's got the best Signature?

[DAN200]

Alll these Murphys Combat laws...

Is it just be or are they copied from the Half-Life: Opposing Force instruction manual, as thats the only place ive ever seen them.

"The only thing more accurate than incoming enrmy fire is incoming friendly fire"

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by Louster
Ooh... I preferred your previous signature, Nibbler. The one with the links from the smileys. Much better.

This better?

 

[Summo]

That's better. Much more expressive.

Y'know... I might just click those links...

 

[Wij]

not without the promise of pr0n

 

[DAN200]

Personally, im a right sucker for links in sigs and pimpin in general, sure, 9 times out of 10 I never return to them, but still......................

 

[DAN200]

PS. Clik my link!

 

[DAN200]

PPS: 200th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sir Frizz]

i hope ure proud, though ure still nowhere near a deity!

 

[Wij]

What's that then ?

 

[old.jigga]

Originally posted by DAN200
Alll these Murphys Combat laws...

Is it just be or are they copied from the Half-Life: Opposing Force instruction manual, as thats the only place ive ever seen them.

"The only thing more accurate than incoming enrmy fire is incoming friendly fire"

Well Murphy did exist and those were the combat laws he wrote, you can find more of them if you search for 'murphy's combat laws' on a search engine.

 

[Moving Target]

oh yeah: You are not superman
If they are in range of you then you are in range of them
( something like that since i got these from the top of my memory )

 

[(Shovel)]

Did Mr Murphy happen to get a first in stating the obvious perhaps?
Was he the one who said the thing about losing socks? or is that just a general chaos theory...

 

[old.Upham]

 

[Will]

Murphy's Combat Law #? "Incoming fire has right of way"

 

[old.jigga]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Murphy's Combat Law #? "Incoming fire has right of way"

Yes it means don't be in its way. like a speeding bus (or grannie)

 

[Testin da Cable]

"the perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum"

I believe thats by a dude called Finagel [or something ]

 

[Wij]

A pervert probably

 

[Testin da Cable]

indubitably watson

 

[Wij]

Joke...

"Sherlock Homes and Dr Watson are a bit frisky and decide to have a bum. Watson pulls his pants down but before Homes manouvres in he rubs a load of lemon juice around Watson's ring.

"By Golly, Homes !", cries Watson, "What in the name of all that's holy did you do that for ?"

"A lemon-entry my dear Watson."

 

[Testin da Cable]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

but lemons can't be as bad as my own 'feel da burn' west-indian chilli sauce
here Wij have a sip lad

 

[Wij]

I once shat out a curry so hot that I had to bite the sink in front of me

But the point wasn't that lemon would sting. It's irrelevant to the actual pun and the fact that Sherlock Homes and Dr Watson just deciding to have a bum with no explanation is quite silly

I luv that joke so much *sniff*

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh I know that

*hugs*

 

[Sir Frizz]

rofl........:sleeping:

 

[whipped]

Have I got a signture?

 

[whipped]

bit shit really better change it.

Thats better.
/me breathes a sigh of relief

 

[Sir Frizz]

me thinks your avatar is wicked!

 

[Moving Target]

only coz hes got one

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol

/me smiles evilly

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

Moving Target's sig makes me laugh, because its stupid

 

[Embattle]

Lots of pimping