Who would win in a mass FH-OT brawl?

[Laddey]

Laddey would win. He'd just have to bring a CD player and stick on some of his favourite songs and then everyone would fall to the ground shaking and he could pick us off one by one.

lol you cumguzzler

 

[Zebolt]

Zebolt we're going to decide this the same way the king of the travellers is decided...last man standing!

Then I'd say Jup before he closes the thread ;>

 

[Levin]

Hmm. I'd probably lose fast cause i'm not good at punching people. I don't think i ever did actually. And wrestling probably wouldn't be as effective in a mass brawl.

 

[Access Denied]

Aikido and Tae Bo ftw! You lose!

 

[Marc]

Aikido and Tae Bo ftw! You lose!

Tae Bo?

Aint that just some fitness work out, like the ones you buy on DvD?

Martial arts mean shit anyway. This aint the movies.

 

[Zebolt]

Martial arts mean shit anyway. This aint the movies.

What do you think martial arts are? Don't you think it helps to have trained to fight if you're gonna enter a fight? I'm not saying that anyone good at martial ars automatically wins but it's a great advantage.

 

[Access Denied]

Tae Bo?

Aint that just some fitness work out, like the ones you buy on DvD?

Martial arts mean shit anyway. This aint the movies.

You would be thinking of Tai Chi. Tae Bo is the original kickboxing.

 

[Hawkwind]

What do you think martial arts are? Don't you think it helps to have trained to fight if you're gonna enter a fight? I'm not saying that anyone good at martial ars automatically wins but it's a great advantage.

It helps a tiny bit with balance, speed and co-ordination, but streetfighting is nothing like a tournament martial arts. It's uncontrolled mayhem. Just about protecting your vital bits whilst doing as much damage as possible to your target. Oh yeah, size matters!

 

[Huntingtons]

bigsoz im a ginger - we win by default.

 

[Access Denied]

bigsoz im a ginger - we win by default.

Not unless you're Scottish on top of being ginger. I don't know anyone stupid enough to tackle a Scottish ginger!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tae Bo?

Aint that just some fitness work out, like the ones you buy on DvD?

Martial arts mean shit anyway. This aint the movies.

Whyyy do you haaaave to tuuurn eeeeverything into an argument?!?!

 

[Hawkwind]

Whyyy do you haaaave to tuuurn eeeeverything into an argument?!?!

Perfectly valid question and comment. Tae Bo was a US fitness craze for about 5 mins a few years back.

 

[Mey]

Marital arts means shit all man! Its all about the ground and pound!

 

[Blackjack]

Me.

 

[Mey]

Bullshit you aint do no ninja stuff in ages, I bet your fat and covered in spots now

 

[soze]

Let a science website decide who ever can beat the most 5 years olds would be able to take on a equal number of FH OT ers

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Get in a corner and start windmilling you unbeatable. I could win if i subbed in my cousin to take my place hes 5ft2 very ginger Scottish and has ADD and anger problems.

 

[Bahumat]

Bullshit you aint do no ninja stuff in ages, I bet your fat and covered in spots now

hahahahhaa

 

[Zebolt]

It helps a tiny bit with balance, speed and co-ordination, but streetfighting is nothing like a tournament martial arts. It's uncontrolled mayhem. Just about protecting your vital bits whilst doing as much damage as possible to your target. Oh yeah, size matters!

I was thinking of the experience and not so much about the actual fighting skills. It's better to have a reaction to block, take a good stance and look for an opening to counter when someone attacks you rather than put your arms infront of your head and duck as most ppl tend to react on a punch if they are fast enough to react at all.

 

[Billargh]

Marc. Everyone in the world is a nerd except him.

Whyyy do you haaaave to tuuurn eeeeverything into an argument?!?!

Lolololol

 

[Blackjack]

Bullshit you aint do no ninja stuff in ages, I bet your fat and covered in spots now

Subtle

Well i weighed in at 0.4 lbs below the limit, at a body fat percentage of 5%. At my last fight about a month ago.
Guess that would be considered fat by some anorectics

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lolololol

Atleast someone appreciated it

 

[russell]

Ez and I would win by simply flashing whats under our jumpers, and then watching you hit the floor one by one in shock. Mhawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Huntingtons]

no! i have played Killer Instinct and I wont fall for the Orchid trick!

 

[Golena]

Doing damage to your opponents is clearly unimportant. There's plenty of other people to do that. The trick is simply to stay out of the way until everyone is nicely beaten then walk in and take out the person who thinks he's won.

That means turning up late would be of a huge advantage so the winner is clearly going to be female since they'll miss the first half of the fight in the toilets fixing their makeup or some shit.

 

[Mey]

Subtle

Well i weighed in at 0.4 lbs below the limit, at a body fat percentage of 5%. At my last fight about a month ago.
Guess that would be considered fat by some anorectics

We need pictures of NINJA STUFF!

 

[soze]

Doing damage to your opponents is clearly unimportant. There's plenty of other people to do that. The trick is simply to stay out of the way until everyone is nicely beaten then walk in and take out the person who thinks he's won.

That means turning up late would be of a huge advantage so the winner is clearly going to be female since they'll miss the first half of the fight in the toilets fixing their makeup or some shit.

Thats a WWE move fake injury in the opening seconds dissapear and come back just as some one thinks they have won hit them with a chair and bingo winner.

 

[Cerb]

hit them with a chair.

No weapons!

 

[old.Tohtori]

No weapons!

*hits people with Cerb*

 

[Cerb]

*hits people with Cerb*

Touche (does anyone know how you put the gay little mark over a letter?)

 

[Billargh]

Alt Gr and the letter.