Who would win in a mass FH-OT brawl?

[Cerb]

Been kinda half talking about this on Irc now its time to let the people have their voice!

 

[pikeh]

bugz

 

[Amanita]

Reckon Ezteq. Everyone'll think she's too nice to brawl but she'll kick you all where it hurts.

 

[old.Tohtori]

We need some definitions for this brawl

Rules, weaponry, setting etc.

 

[Overdriven]

Agree with Toht, need more information.. :]

 

[Chronictank]

I would win, doesnt matter about setting

OD, Bahu and Corknose would be my human shields of doom as i mow you all down with mind bullets
(and bribe ez with icecream)

 

[Zebolt]

Depends how you win and what you need to do to lose. And according to whom.

 

[CorNokZ]

As long as Tilda hit the floor it would be a win for me

 

[Cerb]

Ok since i started the thread i better set down some ground rules....

Toth tempted as it woould be to have an ole fashioned bar-room brawl we are talking about a fist (well all body parts) only no weopns fight!....we'll say the setting is a car park (proper scummy)

Zebolt we're going to decide this the same way the king of the travellers is decided...last man standing!

as the travellers i hate so much might say....BOX!

 

[Jeremiah]

I would say Bahu and Lamp as they seemingly have no boundaries!

 

[Raven]

Bugz

 

[soze]

Wonk as he's the only one who could take out Ez using his military training to put his emotions in a box and destroy our Queen.

 

[Laddey]

As long as Tilda hit the floor it would be a win for me

haha

Bugz is a worm.

Mey when he's had his copper training!

 

[Lethul]

mee

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok since i started the thread i better set down some ground rules....

Toth tempted as it woould be to have an ole fashioned bar-room brawl we are talking about a fist (well all body parts) only no weopns fight!....we'll say the setting is a car park (proper scummy)

Zebolt we're going to decide this the same way the king of the travellers is decided...last man standing!

as the travellers i hate so much might say....BOX!

Then i'd come in fashionably late, after everyone else tried the same plan, see the winner dance around rocky style and hit him on the back of the head.

Thing is, if it's "last man standing", how could anyone stroke their e-e-peen(that's a real life virtual peen) if everyone else is down?

 

[Bahumat]

I would win, doesnt matter about setting

OD, Bahu and Corknose would be my human shields of doom as i mow you all down with mind bullets
(and bribe ez with icecream)

Yeah I'd be your meat shield, but also your dps so i'd kick major ass!

I would say Bahu and Lamp as they seemingly have no boundaries!

Damn you knowing my "betray Chronictank" plans!

 

[Marc]

Lamp would win. His coolness would be too much of a barrier to penetrate.

 

[Marc]

Seriously though, my money would be on whoever was an ex public school boy. You dont fuck with public school boys.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seriously though, my money would be on whoever was an ex public school boy. You dont fuck with public school boys.

*looks left*

*looks right*

I think i'm a public school boy. I went to...like...a school, it was public, like everyone else in finland.

I think all our schools are public. Well, except for uppity private ones.

I think that's why you don't f*ck with finland.

 

[Laddey]

I vote marc, if he's anything like his mother he will be an animal!

 

[Uara]

Seriously though, my money would be on whoever was an ex public school boy. You dont fuck with public school boys.

That would be me then Bring it on! Actually no i would be too drunk to fight most of the time

 

[Amanita]

*looks left*

*looks right*

I think i'm a public school boy. I went to...like...a school, it was public, like everyone else in finland.

I think all our schools are public. Well, except for uppity private ones.

I think that's why you don't f*ck with finland.

Confusingly, our private schools are public schools and our public schools are state schools.

 

[Shagrat]

Bah, my only chance to win would be dirty tactics. Run ins with bullies at school taught me a lot of valuable lessons about winning fights dirty.

+ I could never hit a woman, its just wrong, so I'm on to a definite loser there.

 

[Wonk]

Wonk as he's the only one who could take out Ez using his military training to put his emotions in a box and destroy our Queen.

Nooo, im such a romantic guy, who likes writing poems and do the dishes

 

[Overdriven]

I want to say Laddey would win.. But I only think that'd happen because the fake tan would blind us all. =<

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd put my money on Wonk aswell!

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[Ch3tan]

I got ninja socked

 

[Azurus]

Not sure who would win but Bugz would definatley lose with his wannaba phail karate.

 

[Aoami]

Laddey would win. He'd just have to bring a CD player and stick on some of his favourite songs and then everyone would fall to the ground shaking and he could pick us off one by one.

 

[Raven]

Confusingly, our private schools are public schools and our public schools are state schools.

Its not confusing...It British!