Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Chuck Norris?

[confused]

Damn you beat me to posting the link

Chuck norris = God.
God is Jesus's dad.

So the real question is does the father beat the son...
Lets ask starwars!

Luke beat Anakin so the winner is obviously Chuck!

pfft you edited while i was typing!!!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

muhahahaha
<does evil laugh while sittin in her chair stroking a cat>

 

[Ezteq]

ah but to combat xena all the fishcake would have to do would be to sneak behind the people and make a small comment (small but loud enough for all in the immeadiate vacinity to hear) about smelling something fishy,

xena in a state of sheer mortification would run off to give her leather studded undercrackers a quick wash and a squirt with some sort of feminine hygene thingy leaving fishcake mezzmerise her followers with the Ultimate Stare Of Codliness and take her place, thus sending her in to exile to be forever known as xena warrior tuna pants.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

ok ok.....
then maybe catwoman would come in (in the batman returns outfit not the new catwoman one it werent kinky enough) an unleash a horde of starving moggys an teh fishcake would be proper fucked.
story,
end of.
RaR

 

[Darksword]

chuck physical, jesus spiritual, done. same with jesus vs t-rex

 

[confused]

If jesus did lose to Chuck.. then a better question would be Romans vs Chuck Norris

 

[haarewin]

jesus wins a google fight

 

[Ame]

jesus wins a google fight

/bow

 

[Amanita]

Its like pirates vs. ninjas except minus my interest.

 

[Ezteq]

Its like pirates vs. ninjas except minus my interest.

aye and none of them are hot, whereas pirates *schwiing*

 

[Rhori]

I'd win