Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Chuck Norris?

[Ame]

Vote now!

<resists the urge to yell Banzai>


And in relation to that, anyone remember Banzai?




And as a totally unrelated question: anyone know if/when the next HGTTG movie is coming out?

 

[DocWolfe]

Chuck Norris is so last week... so Jesus would win.

 

[Chronictank]

Chuck norris ofc, Jesus is dead

 

[Coolan]

would have to be the last one because chuck wouldnt loose a fight and you just cant kill jesus.

 

[Haggus]

Jeesus doesn't excist and Chuck Noris is not a legend !

 

[Coolan]

someone needs to have norris set apon them.

 

[Haggus]

Will never let that happen...

 

[confused]

.......and you just cant kill jesus.

I think you'll find the Romans did...

 

[Bahumat]

I think you'll find the Romans did...

The Mighty Booosshh series 2 wooooo hhooo

Confused you are so hot right now, pheww weeee tiger im gonna rub marmite on my eyelids

 

[allure]

jesus has insta lifetap!

 

[Job]

It doesn't matter Jesus would forgive him.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The fight would go a bit like:

*CN roundhouses JC*
*JC turns the other cheak*
*CN roundhouses JC*
*JC turns the other cheak*
*CN roundhouses JC*
Jesus: lol
*Jesus turns the other cheak*

 

[Vladamir]

But jesus has his own cartoons, that's insta-win :<

 

[Tualatin]

seeing as Jezus is death now (if he even existed), chuck norris would seriously pwn him, i mean.. a dead guy can't give much of a fight i guess eh?

Tho, rambo > all

 

[haarewin]

they'll doubleteam Ame and make him cry.
Chesus- Roundhouse prayer attack! Smack - ouch - oof. divine intervention. tears.
thats how it goes in my head. Chesus is one person now btw.

 

[Ame]

they'll doubleteam Ame and make him cry.
Chesus- Roundhouse prayer attack! Smack - ouch - oof. divine intervention. tears.
thats how it goes in my head. Chesus is one person now btw.

Will be hard since I've had my tear ducts surgically removed.

 

[Garok]

Pif .. since both are the poor man's David Carradine .. neither would win

 

[Laddey]

Jesus ofc, since Chuck Florrist sux big time

 

[Ashala]

i thought they were both born to do good, so why would they be fighting each other in the first place, besides jesus is dead and norris is too old to lift his own hand

 

[cazno]

seeing as Jezus is death now (if he even existed), chuck norris would seriously pwn him, i mean.. a dead guy can't give much of a fight i guess eh?

Tho, rambo > all

emh, Jesus may be an Undead :eek2:

 

[rah]

Jesus never existed, and that other guy is just another random
therefore, i win!

 

[WiZe^]

chuck norris ofc

 

[Ezteq]

fewels!!!

the fishcake would win, and heres how:

jesus and chuck sat in a diner [jesus, table, chuck] jesus is in the middle of a discussion with chuck on who would pwn who McCauly culkin or gary coleman.

Jesus is going for coleman and chuck cant believe his ears when its obvious culkin would win what with flying paint cans and whatnot, just as he is about to put forth the final and conclusive bit of evidence jesus starts choking on a fishcake.
A waitress comes up and starts with the heimlich manuvre and 3 things happen all at once

1) jesus suffocates on the fish cake.
2) the waitress is just a little too late because at the moment ofhis death her ministrations prove sucessful and the piece of cake shoots out of his mouth.
3) due to a mighty effort and much heavage and hoage the waitresses bra snaps and her boobs ping out.

so shocked is chuck at the sight of his saviour being killed by captain birdseyes finest combined with the pingy boobs his mouth flies open in wild horror and amazement, the fishcake flies in his mouth and chokes him.

the waitress was trying to restrain her boosom and failed to notice this so chuck dies too.

the fishcake then went on to kill hoff, Mr T, hulk hogan and johnny knoxville, staged a military coup and became world leader and a dark and mighty overlord.

all hail fishcake!

 

[Thadius]

Jesus died and got resurrected

Chuck Norris killed the last guy that tried to kill him with just a mean look

Chuck > Jesus

 

[Ame]

Jesus died and got resurrected

Chuck Norris killed the last guy that tried to kill him with just a mean look

Chuck > Jesus

A golden star for your logic!

 

[Yshynsin]

Jesus would win because he is jesus LOL

 

[lilmissnaughty]

the fishcake then went on to kill hoff, Mr T, hulk hogan and johnny knoxville, staged a military coup and became world leader and a dark and mighty overlord.

all hail fishcake!

ah but without all these man heros around Xena warrior princess would use her knowledge as an ex warlord to overthrow teh fishcake an save the day in a cheesy yet humourous way with psuedo lesbian overtones towards her sidekick to keep teh pervs interested :worthy:

 

[lilmissnaughty]

if u want teh ultimate showdown...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

make sure u got sound on its a song innit

 

[Golena]

if u want teh ultimate showdown...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

make sure u got sound on its a song innit

Damn you beat me to posting the link

Chuck norris = God.
God is Jesus's dad.

So the real question is does the father beat the son...
Lets ask starwars!

Luke beat Anakin so the winner is obviously Chuck!

 

[confused]

Chuch norris = God.
God is Jesus's dad.

therefore chuck = Jesus' dad ?

sombody needs to post this arguement on some Christian forum... if they exist