Who said TdC needs help?

[Deebs]

A transcript:

Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:21):
sort it then!
TdC says (21:21):
it just won't be as big as you want it to be
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:21):
in big chars
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:21):
ah
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:21):
you got a login to the shop ?
TdC says (21:22):
sorry to dissapoint, but I just can't make it big enough for you
TdC says (21:22):
aye, I'm using yours
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:22):
not even with viagra?
TdC says (21:22):
well, it won't f i t then
TdC says (21:22):
you'll be all sore
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
hah, you reckon. im a big boy not just at the front
TdC says (21:23):
you're talking about your nose again right?
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
fuckme, dont you start on my nose. it is a clitoris stimulator
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
back on track
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
you have all the measurements yes?
TdC says (21:23):
that really made me lol
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
haha
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:23):
im gonna paste this into a forum message in a mo
TdC says (21:24):
yes, look, I'll do another example, and you'll know exactly what I'm on about
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:24):
so feel free to call chet a **** and mystic meg a peg and trem a bird munching grass seed leech
TdC says (21:24):
I'll make it so clear even Chet would get it
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:24):
this next line is the cutoff so make it good
TdC says (21:24):
uh ooh arrgh the pressure
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:25):
autographing the gusset?
TdC says (21:25):
that's it yeah
Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:25):
or in layman terms, touching cloth
TdC says (21:25):
sorry, I've gone all limp after that talking about your nose quip
TdC says (21:25):
I fail yet again

 

[PLightstar]

What the hell.......!? lol

 

[TdC]

ooh you nasty next time I'll post some of your babble I swear

 

[Deebs]

heh?

I never talk babble! That is you my furry dutch friend!

 

[Edmond]

you do when your pissed

 

[Deebs]

it gets worse!!!

Deebs is sad about Italy says (21:45):
else i shall get chet to munch on your bollox
TdC says (21:45):
I'll fiddle with the thing while you're away
TdC says (21:45):
he'd like that though, oh yes
TdC says (21:45):
such salty goodness

 

[TdC]

such evil too bad I've already closed the window or I'd have posted that bit about your bum

 

[Edmond]

What, wrapped in a G-string!!!

 

[TdC]

well, he likened his rear to a peach, and while I did think "bulbous and covered in yellowy-orange fuzz" at first, I've also seen it from the time he terrorized me with that awful thong pic of him, so I answered "smooth and shiny" instead










shiny





















so.............shiny

 

[Edmond]

I've also seen it from the time he terrorized me with that awful thong pic of him, so I answered "smooth, shiny but a bit saggy" instead

fixed that for you

 

[TdC]

I would have said flaccid tbh, but you know, he's Italian. Very touchy about their bums, they are

 

[russell]

I would have said flaccid tbh, but you know, he's Italian. Very touchy about their bums, they are

Ive heard that biking tones your bum up no end

 

[Edmond]

they do like them pinched, dont they

 

[Jupitus]

Ive heard that biking tones your saddle up your bum end

Bloimey!!!

 

[Edmond]

Indeed!!

 

[TdC]

only in your fantasies, Jupzor

mostly, us bikers try to avoid, uh, saddle impalements. not the best of things to occur

 

[Jupitus]

only in your fantasies, Jupzor

mostly, us bikers try to avoid, uh, saddle impalements. not the best of things to occur

Serves me right for trying to ride a 9 year old's bicycle***



** note the careful full spelling of that for those who might try to misquote and twist my words!!!





... and remember, I am the king of the back-editing-admin-abusing-change-what-you-said-wildness!!!

 

[TdC]

you mean a 9yo beat you up after you tried to nick his bike, don't you? o0


according to Deebs it should have been a fair fight, you two being the same size and all

 

[Jupitus]

you mean a 9yo beat you up after you tried to nick his bike, don't you? o0

Rumbled so fast, dagnabbit!

... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that pesky kid!!!

 

[Jupitus]

Why you low life fast-edit-abusing Deebs nose sucker!!!

 

[Deebs]

haha, the same size? A bonzai tree is taller than jupitus!

 

[TdC]

fear my nose-sucking skillz, Jup

 

[Jupitus]

haha, the same size? A bonzai tree is taller than jupitus!

Bonsai giant redwood, perhaps!!



(As appearing in the next edition of micro machines )

 

[Deebs]

Bonsai giant redwood, perhaps!!



(As appearing in the next edition of micro machines )

That is only 2ft !

 

[TdC]

(As appearing in the next edition of micro machines )

you're trying to turn me on, right?

 

[Jupitus]

you're trying to turn me on, right?

I bet it's working

 

[TdC]

you just want me for my body

 

[Jupitus]

you just want me for my body

Got any beer?

 

[Jupitus]

That is only 2ft !

Fits in just one of your nostrils

 

[Jupitus]

fear my nose-sucking skillz, Jup

Gotcha!