Who are you?

[Damini]

Well, since this forum seems to be stagnating as of late, I'll ask some questions, and you can answer them and we can get to know people better (so that if we decide to turn stalker, our job will be made so much easier)

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cat. No two ways about it. Dogs are demanding, have to make a big fuss everytime they need to poo, eat far too much, and smell odd. Far too much like men for my liking.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Sean Bean, wearing only a thin layer of Excess. Failing that, a kitten (but I must state for ENTIRELY different purposes).

3) Ideal job?

Writer, ideally short articles and novels.

4) Worse job possible?

Writing for a chat magazine.

Kathy was busy cooking Scampi one day for her long distance truck driver lover Gavin. She and Gavin had met one day at Skegness pier, and it had been love at first sight. But now something was wrong...

Or working in an office. Me and office work are just completely incompatable.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Ghost, but only the dark one, the light one makes me smell like a cabbage patch kid

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Spitting.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Tasty.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Right now I'm barefoot, but statistically its incredibly unlikely I'll ever be wearing matching socks. Maybe at Christmas or something.



Ok, your turn.

 

[Addlcove]

1) Cats or Dogs?

cat, I´m lousy with pets and cats stand a better survival chance

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

NAD cd-player, NAD dvd-player, NAD radio and a pair of front speakers (perferable Cerwin-Vega )

3) Ideal job?

something to do with computers, with no set working hours

4) Worse job possible?

anything not to do with computers

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Jazz (old one not the "live")

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

acting childish

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

what´s marmite?

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

jup, black

 

[Kharok Svark]

Originally posted by Damini

Well, since this forum seems to be stagnating as of late, I'll ask some questions, and you can answer them and we can get to know people better (so that if we decide to turn stalker, our job will be made so much easier)

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cat. Have 3.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Antique Game. Chess, Go or Mah Jongg Set Maybe.

3) Ideal job?

Games designer / tester

4) Worse job possible?

Anything with to much legal jargon.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Don't like aftershave ... just Lynx Deoderant

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

People who think they are the only ones there ... try getting on the train before letting people off, or Stop in an Aisle with a trolley, without thought for letting others pass ...

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Poison ... but the Ale it helped to make is great

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

I allways buy 20 matching socks at a time, so whichever 2 I grab, they always match.

 

[Jupitus]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs. Dogs don't find my suit trousers and then lie on them after just 'testing them' with their claws. Also, the better trained varieties are loyal enough to stay home at night.

2) Ideal present

Broadband - I don't care how, just do it.

3) Ideal job?

This one - heck I can post, can't I?

4) Worse job possible?

This one - heck I really shouldn't be posting

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Body shop's White Musk - don't say it.... OLD

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Farting or belching in public and then faking a suprised 'ooo pardon me!' after they've strained for 5 minutes to squeeze it out - you knew it was coming, just admit it!

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Poison, except with cheese in sandwiches.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Pair... please see above about ideal job - these help me keep it

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Definitely Cats. Dogs are too demanding, too big (mostly) and too smelly.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Anything with wires and flashing lights will keep me happy for hours. Not got anything specific on my want list at the moment tho. (haven't had for about 2 years, much to the frustration of those trying to buy my Christmas/birthday presents)

3) Ideal job?

Computery-something. Game Dev perhaps.

4) Worse job possible?

Dunno... Something incredibly repetitive and brain dead... the guy who peels the backing off a sticker before a robot sticks it on the car on the production line etc.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

If lynx did half the stuff it says it does, it would be that. But it doesn't, so.. I dunno really. Depends how the mood hits me.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

My housemates obsession with washing his hands makes my mouth twitch (not laughed, yet).. does that count?

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Strangely enough, I don't think I've ever tried it.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

I'm barefoot too.. but if I was wearing socks, they would be black.

Next!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Fish.. sorry? oh right! Has to be dogs. Loyalty counts, Cats tend to tart up to anyone.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Anything someone has taken time over.

3) Ideal job?

Anything that allows me to have fun

4) Worse job possible?

Anything that has no fun to it whatsoever.


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Nivea aftershave balm. No overpowering smell that makes you stink like a urinal.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Spitting. Oh yeah.. this really gets me.. Foul! Disgusting! People should have their faces rubbed in it!

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

One spoon or two sir?

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

I am now.. but if the mood takes me I will do it on purpose and see if anyone stares on the train in the morning..

 

[Fex]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Got to be dogs, they are mans best friend afterall. Cats are too much like women, dont give them enough attention and they find someone else to stick there claws into.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Ticked for a year long trip around the world (expenses included of course )

3) Ideal job?

Some kind of games tester dev type fella

4) Worse job possible?

Toilet attendand

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Issey Miyake L'eu D'Issey

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Scratching or itching, this really drives me up the wall, especially when they really rake though their hair.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Mmmmmmm Marmite

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Never wear socks unless I'm going for a job interview or work ( sometimes try to get away with not wearing socks there too.

 

[Kaitlyn]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats.They have such style.My last cat hated my ex husband and refused to let him near me, see they're clever too.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)
All expenses paid trip around asia.
Or Jordan Chan in a nice pink ribbon

3) Ideal job?

The pink ribbon around Jordan Chan.
Or realistically coroners officer.

4) Worse job possible?

Any kind of job which involves monotony.To be stuck somewhere dull would make me homicidal

5) Favorite aftershave/perfume

Red Door for me, Cool Water for him=yummy

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Crude or foul behavior.Obnoxiousness, belittling others to make yourself feel bigger,people who use the word 'retard' as an insult......my eye twitches a lot.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Poison

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Yes, and they are clean and they have no holes in.Go me!

 

[mirieth]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats. Dogs are just so big and loud . Although I'm alergic to them, I love cats.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

A big mystery box full of rare vinyls of all my favourite bands and bands I've looked for for weeks/months and can't find anywhere. Givf!

3) Ideal job?

Playing in a band.

4) Worse job possible?

Anything involving an office and a suit

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Lynx?

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Saying things to fill gaps like "random" etc. I.e. when they don't know what to say and say something "random".

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Teh Poison!!1

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Matching black socks.

 

[Sharma]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats, simply cos ive been living with cats since i stepped foot onto this planet

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Cash cos then i can have the pleasure of buying what i wish with it

3) Ideal job?

Computer game tester

4) Worse job possible?

Postman

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Jean Paul Gaultier, the male stuff ofc

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

talking openly about their habits

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Poison, check other post for my opinion on that

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

ofc i am, just got back from school

 

[Tasans]

1) Cats or Dogs?
Cats by far. Whatever they do, they do it in style.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)
Whatever my love wants, I'm easy to please

3) Ideal job?
Something computer-like.

4) Worse job possible?
Manual labor, gah.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume
Davidoff Cool Water.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?
Eating like a pig.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?
Cant tell

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?
I always run around barefoot in house. But i usually spent ages trying to find matching socks.

 

[klavrynd]

1) Cats or Dogs?

None really, i don't like animals.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

a social life?

or maybe a new cellphone, i'm addicted to them really

3) Ideal job?

stock exchange trader or sommat. lotsa $$$

4) Worse job possible?

anything monotonous really

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

versace's Dreamer

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

how long've you got?

clipping toenails in public i'd say

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

ew

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

i'm mister anal considering clothing , so yes

 

[Derric]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats..nice lazy animals,kinda like me

2)Ideal present?

Hmm,a friend gave me a box of fun once,some weird poem,a mini bottle of booze and a Buzz Lightyear action figure..presents like that are fun

3)Ideal Job?

I could get used to being a rockstar I guess

4)Worst job possible?

MacDonalds

5)Favourite aftershave?

Fahrenheit

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

People sitting on high horses

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Hmm,what's marmite?

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Yeah,black ones

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs - A boxer to be exact

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Anything from the heart

3) Ideal job?

Something ICT related - If I know I wouldnt be having the problems I am choosing a Uni course

4) Worse job possible?

Cleaning staff of any kind - Thats half of my job now, and thats the job bit I hate

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Anything that smells of french vanilla

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Nope, not much bothers me

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

When I mix it with orange squash? Poison

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Im wearing a black sock on my left foot, and a white on my right. Tommorow I will be wearing a white on my left, and black on my right. And the day after that...

 

[Arnor]

Re: Re: Who are you?

Originally posted by Addlcove
<snip>2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

NAD cd-player, NAD dvd-player, NAD radio and a pair of front speakers (perferable Cerwin-Vega )
<snip>

you're not talking bout nad as in "ouch he hit me right in the nads" here are you?

 

[Damon_D]

) Cats or Dogs?

Hmm neither realy , but if I have to choose it would have to be dog.. german shepherd preferably... Can't stand cat's..

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Hand crafted bowie knife...or if they win the lottery an original katana

3) Ideal job?

Anything that allows me to sleep late

4) Worse job possible?

Anything where I have to get up early


5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Higher by Dior

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

peopel who sit and drum the table with the fingers.. makes me yell at em

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Ehhhh prob some english non eatble stuff

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Matching black socks yes

 

[old.Kram]

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by old.Kram

congratulations, you're the first idiot to post in this thread, now go away

 

[old.Tyraette]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs. Got 2 King Charles'. Thick as shit but loving as hell

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)

Her

3) Ideal job?

Looking after her

4) Worse job possible?

Mcdonalds

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

not really an aftershave person tbh.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Sex culture. Dont like it tbh. Love is great. Sex is shit. Degrades what it means. Sex without love is shit. Never liked the culture that promoted bedding anything in a dress. Go into a pub and the women are treated like bits of meat. Lee no like that.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Nice on warm toast <not burnt though>

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Hope so oh good, they are. London Underground ones, worryingly

 

[mirieth]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Sex culture. Dont like it tbh. Love is great. Sex is shit. Degrades what it means. Sex without love is shit. Never liked the culture that promoted bedding anything in a dress. Go into a pub and the women are treated like bits of meat. Lee no like that.

/nod.

 

[dk_flint]

1) Cats or Dogs?

depends on the cat/dog

2) Ideal present

starts with blow, ends with job

3) Ideal job?

blow - job

4) Worse job possible?

me on the other side of the blowjob

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

pheromons

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

violence (of non-sexual nature)

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

marmite, tasty AND poison

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

nope, but are you really interested if i have a fine pair of socks ?





that should teach you not to get known to every stranger 2 fast damini!

 

[Danya]

1) Cats or Dogs?
Cats, dogs are silly things.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)
Hmm, a car.

3) Ideal job?
My current job (Game designer).

4) Worse job possible?
Other jobs.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume
Err, dunno, anything that doesn't smell bad I guess.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?
Invading my personal space.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?
Poison, BURN IT!

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?
Yes, but only because all my socks are plain black.

 

[Danya]

BTW is it just me or do half the people here want my job? ;-o

 

[Tasans]

Originally posted by Danyan
BTW is it just me or do half the people here want my job? ;-o

Too lazy doing game design, i'd rather be at internet research or something

 

[stafford]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats but atm my cat is turning all my black clothes ginger so i hate him

2) Ideal present

a 6 month payment on a new flat

3) Ideal job?

Games designer \o/

4) Worse job possible?

Any mindless grunt type job

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

erm bitter on 3 day stubble is the best smell in the world

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

ppls whos eyes bloody twitch

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Dam tasty !

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

one has black then green stripes
the other is green then black
so erm no

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dog, cats are boring and I love dogs.

2) Ideal present

Something surprising from a person that knows me well, and knows what makes me happy, failing that just give me some helluva expensive hardware

3) Ideal job?

Anything where I'm happy, can mind my own things and be left alone

4) Worse job possible?

Something where I have to do the same crap over and over again and have a shiteface for boss.

Perhaps gfx designer on a game or movie or write a book.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Hugo Boss/Cool water.

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Generalising, and some stuff I cant be arsed to mention.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

deng deng!

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Indeed I am.

 

[Graknak]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Must be Cats. Cats tend to fight when they disagree, dogs just whine and leave.

2) Ideal present

Cash, freshly printed preferred, stacks of 500 with a neat moneyclip

3) Ideal job?

A Job that pays more money then it's worth (oh and kinda based upon the computer sector)

4) Worse job possible?

Librarian

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Bruno Banani/Time to Play

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

When ppl make weird, unexplainable noises during the process of consuming food/liquids.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Being a non-native non-brit, i have no idea what the question means and thus no idea what to answer, but betting it has something to do with liquids/alcohol i'd go for "poison"

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

No, its 4:50 am why the hell would i wear socks now?

 

[Garaen]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Dog's, i just lub the cuddly ones.

2) Ideal present

Somthing big and expensive

3) Ideal job?

Sitting in my undies at home doing very little and getting paid excessive amounts of money

4) Worse job possible?

Somthing where your treated like a slave and work your fingers to the bone for shite pay.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Nothing specific, i just usually reach for the closest bottle

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

People putting other people down and making them feel like shit.

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

BORK BORK BORK.. *cough* Poison

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Yes, they are White and clean!

 

[shanks]

1) Cats or Dogs?

Cats of course.

2) Ideal present

Pretty content at the moment, but something with alot of thought behind is always nice

3) Ideal job?

Something were I can decide my own hours.

4) Worse job possible?

Read Gariands answer, dito.

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume

Whatever I can get my hands on for the time being

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?

Stupidity

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?

Marmite?

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?

Not wearing socks

 

[Nightchill]

1) Cats or Dogs?
Once upon a time I'd have said cats. But now I know what vicious bastards they are. So Dogs.

2) Ideal present (person reading over the shoulder take note)
A motorbike tbh. If that's too expensive i'd settle for a box of jaffa cakes.

3) Ideal job?
it'd sound silly..

4) Worse job possible?
camp america

5) Favourite aftershave/perfume
calvin klein escape on girls, ck1 for me

6) Habit in others that makes your eye twitch?
ill informed political opinions

7) Marmite, tasty or poison?
marmite is the tool of satan. i hear consuming it is being added to the list of sins that you'll go to hell for. be warned.

8) Look at your feet right now, are you wearing matching socks?
in borrowed gf's slippers atm but i can't think of the last time i wore matching socks and really, i'd feel a bit strange if they *were* matching.