Which would you go for?

[Lamp]

Which choice would you make from the following:

 

[Cerb]

theres probably not much i wouldnt do for 70m...

 

[Thadius]

Id let Elton John bum me for free

 

[Lamp]

lol Thad

 

[TdC]

tbh if Big E wants me to call him Mr Happy while I'm getting my 70M, then it's fine with me.




note: 70M is sufficient to entice me. I wouldn't do it for 70K....I think.

 

[ST^]

You could have made it interesting, but £70m is too much to say no.

 

[Lamp]

Bear in mind when you're getting bummed silly, you might have to "be kind to David" at the same time...& given that your arsehole will probably end up looking like a blood orange after the first 12 hour session, and an ugly gaping wound after 7 days, I really don't think £70m is too much to ask

 

[gohan]

Bear in mind when you're getting bummed silly, you might have to "be kind to David" at the same time...& given that your arsehole will probably end up looking like a blood orange after the first 12 hour session, and an ugly gaping wound after 7 days, I really don't think £70m is too much to ask

nah he's old his stamina won't be sufficent to draw blood xD

 

[tierk]

nah he's old his stamina won't be sufficent to draw blood xD

Viagra Anyone?!?!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

If she was willing, the GF could go hump some guy silly.

 

[megadave]

dont think he'll be bumming anyone atm

 

[Overdriven]

Former

 

[adoNix]

bummed silly for 70mill£ hell yeah!

 

[fl3a]

getting an asshole reconstructive surgery probably costs way less than £70m. which means i can let him bum me silly, get myself a new (AND BETTER!) hole and sit on my huge pile of cash with it.

 

[Ezteq]

as long as he lubed up and provided a rubber donut cushion I'd go for the 7m...also would ask him to sing rocket man (love that song)

 

[Lakih]

He would have to sing a song and play the piano each time he has a go though.

And for another £70 mil id even let him videotape it and put it on youporn

 

[cHodAX]

£70m worth of cornholing for me please!

 

[Edmond]

Am i allowed to bum him and David back??

 

[Hawkwind]

Elton, with part payment up front and no gerbils!

 

[Zenith.UK]

While £70m is quite an inducement, I would have to say "Neither, honestly".
Have you seen Elton John lately? What a detumefying thought!

 

[Marc]

as long as he lubed up and provided a rubber donut cushion I'd go for the 7m...also would ask him to sing rocket man (love that song)

Your a woman though. Would you let the queen shag you up the arse with a strap on for £70m?

 

[cHodAX]

Your a woman though. Would you let the queen shag you up the arse with a strap on for £70m?

Yes and Phillip could roast me from the other end, for £70m I will do anything.

 

[Marc]

Yes and Phillip could roast me from the other end, for £70m I will do anything.

WOuld you become a red shite supporter?

Mind you, for £70m you could buy the club and run it into the ground