Which one of you petrolheads has been a naughty boy

[tris-]

I will lady you

 

[Tom]

Tom spend some of your hard earned cash and buy sex. You are so full semen its not cool anymore.

At least the semen is in the right place, and not in my mouth.

 

[Calaen]

Mate that is the wrong place aswell. Were you not taught Sex Ed?

I guess learning something you are planning on never experiencing is a wasted resource wp.

 

[tris-]

this is embarrassing just to watch

 

[Dukat]

Seems to me that this whole handbag swinging contest started because of a misunderstanding, maybe it would be an idea to put the handbags down (before you take someones eye out ), step back, take a deep breath and start again?

:touch:

 

[Calaen]

OK I agree.

Saying that someone that likes cars cannot commit an offence like this a silly comment

 

[Tom]

Cal. Just for you.

These are not petrolheads. These are fucking idiots:

http://www.pistonheads.tv/video.asp?id=1170

These are petrolheads. These are class drivers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_BlDNHkjY

 

[Calaen]

ok then thats that
but can you start another thread so we can shout and stuff

 

[Bodhi]

You're all fairly shit at abusing people that much is clear. Especially Calen. He needs to contract testicular palsy. Preferably in his ass.

 

[Calaen]

You're all fairly shit at abusing people that much is clear. Especially Calen. He needs to contract testicular palsy. Preferably in his ass.

omg who is this Calen you wish bad things upon

 

[Bodhi]

omg who is this Calen you wish bad things upon

It's not my fault you had a spack attack and mashed the a and e keys together when you were putting in your name, and as a result spelt your name wrong. The only reason Jup doesn't edit it is cos we like to remind everyone you have special needs.

It's better than a "Please don't mock the downy" sign anyway....

 

[Tom]

ok then thats that
but can you start another thread so we can shout and stuff

No need to do that. Just mention Mystic Meg and bottom sex in the same sentence.

oops I just did.

 

[Calaen]

It's not my fault you had a spack attack and mashed the a and e keys together when you were putting in your name, and as a result spelt your name wrong. The only reason Jup doesn't edit it is cos we like to remind everyone you have special needs.

It's better than a "Please don't mock the downy" sign anyway....

You do make me laugh.

 

[TdC]

No need to do that. Just mention Mystic Meg and bottom sex in the same sentence.

oops I just did.

that's nothing! everyone does that. in fact, he does it himself on a regular basis!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seems to me that this whole handbag swinging contest started because of a misunderstanding, maybe it would be an idea to put the handbags down (before you take someones eye out), step back, take a deep breath and start again?

How come the words "F*ck you!" just seem like an appropriate answer, every time someone tries to ...err...break fight stuff.

 

[Dukat]

How come the words "F*ck you!" just seem like an appropriate answer, every time someone tries to ...err...break fight stuff.

Toh, your new clown avatar has warped your mind (even more than normal), I've noticed this over a period of the last few weeks, I've tried to ignore it, but its got to a level where I'm afraid you might end up getting hurt I demand you return to your previous level of insanity, right now!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toh, your new clown avatar has warped your mind (even more than normal), I've noticed this over a period of the last few weeks, I've tried to ignore it, but its got to a level where I'm afraid you might end up getting hurt I demand you return to your previous level of insanity, right now!

Be my friend?

 

[Gray]

Hm, looks like the DVLA was hit as well today.

Was gonna call em up as well, ohh

 

[Dukat]

Hm, looks like the DVLA was hit as well today.

Was gonna call em up as well, ohh

Thats what they get for spelling my middle name wrong tbfh!

Its Geoffrey, not Godfrey! YOU BASTARDS!!! <shakes fist>

 

[Calaen]

tis bad news, people going to work being scared opening any package cannot be a nice feeling.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its Geoffrey, not Godfrey! YOU BASTARDS!!! <shakes fist>

Shut it Godfry and get back to work.

tis bad news, people going to work being scared opening any package cannot be a nice feeling.

Yeah, but that's how terrorism works and i count this as one.

People usually disagree with me, but i count a bully in the third grade a terrorist for his actions.

 

[Calaen]

Shut it Godfry and get back to work.



Yeah, but that's how terrorism works and i count this as one.

People usually disagree with me, but i count a bully in the third grade a terrorist for his actions.

I agree with you.

 

[Mazling]

And just what the hell is up with tdc's avatar anyway?

 

[TdC]

I dunno. Some supermod gave it to me. As to it's face, I first thought they were boobs but aparantly it's arse-cheeks. Pity, as I like having boobs to the face

 

[Insane]

Boobs you say?

*thinks*

 

[TdC]

not bad

 

[old.Tohtori]

I dunno. Some supermod gave it to me. As to it's face, I first thought they were boobs but aparantly it's arse-cheeks. Pity, as I like having boobs to the face

Actually the term is Bumeyes

Weebl and Bob classic comedy "bits".

 

[pez]

Yeah, but that's how terrorism works and i count this as one.

Oh Noes! not speed cameras!

Is there no one the Taliban don't hate?!

 

[Skyler]

 

[Tom]

b3ta thief!

(beaten to it)