When pulled over by a police-officer...

[Equador]

...here is a list of things you should NOT say :

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 165 kmph to keep up with me. Good job!
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
8. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

 

[Rediknight]

The first thing you should say when you're arrested is, "Oh please, please don't hit me again! Alright, alright, i'll say it was me, just don't hit me anymore!"

Let 'em read that out when you get to court

 

[Equador]

Where's 5? I can't count

 

[Karl]

hehe

I generally just have a laugh pretend i am very forgetfull!!

couple of weeks when i was pulled over for my icy windows if you can believe it...
(which had completly melted by the time he ahd finished speaking to me... i had just pulled out my driveway by the way)

Police Officer: I would say thats dangerous driving... would you?
Me: I guess, if you say so.

*some conversation here, generally the officer being pig headed and looking down on me for what i can only imagine is my age.

Police Officer: Sign this please

*look at notepad: "Would you say that is dangerous driving? to which he answerd Yes"

Me: I didnt say that
Police Officer: Yes you did.
Me: Im pretty sure i didnt
Police Officer: Well what did you say?!
Me: Not sure to tell you the truth
Police Officer: So would you say that is dangerous driving
Me: Oh... well... not sure about that... not really.
Police Officer: But your windows are iced up
Me: No there not (by this time they had cleared), im not going to sign that... its no what i said.

Police Officer gets very grumpy...

Police Officer: Do you have any points on your license?
Me: Erm..... I pretty sure i havnt
Police Officer: Well You Have Now!

Officer gives me 3 points...

Happy times!! Hate the police all i hear from them is "You young people never give us any respect!"...

Well if you didnt treat every young person the same automtically convinced they are some holigan doing everything wrong then maybe we would show you respect.

Anyway i really should stop police bashing... its a bad subject for me... or maybe i should start a thread!!

 

[evzy]

The first thing you should say when you're arrested is, "Oh please, please don't hit me again! Alright, alright, i'll say it was me, just don't hit me anymore!"

Let 'em read that out when you get to court

Actually done something similar in RL - got arrested for none production of documents - I had attempted to produce them on the 6th day of the 7 day period - but my local police station was closed and since being pulled over my car was off teh road - so on the 7th and final day I got a lift down to the next nearest station and wandered in at 9:50pm (I had been working all day blah blah and was unabel to get there earlier) Handed my docs in and the copper on the desk told me the insurance doc was not the actual one they needed so in actual fact I had to be classed as not producing - I pointed out the fact if the local one would have been open it wouldnt have been an issue, and said i would be back in 30mins with the correct doc - he told me his station closed at 10pm, and I wouldnt be able to hand the docs in anywhere within about 50miles (gotsa love rural wales) So after some arguing the point he explained he actually had to arrest me as a formality - so when taking my statement he said what did I want written down and I replied "Hey whats that you are trying to put in my pocket, get off me, what the hell, hey don't hit me again" - the look on his face was priceless, he knew ofc I was joking, but I made him write it down to be just as awkward as he was being with me........after a month of sending letters to the Police head office thingy I finally got a written apology for the way my case had been dealt with, all charges dropped etc and signed by the head of North Wales Police... had it on me wall for ages that one

Thought would only need 1 or 2 lines to tell that one, sorry it got outta hand

 

[Alan]

hehe

I generally just have a laugh pretend i am very forgetfull!!

couple of weeks when i was pulled over for my icy windows if you can believe it...
(which had completly melted by the time he ahd finished speaking to me... i had just pulled out my driveway by the way)

Police Officer: I would say thats dangerous driving... would you?
Me: I guess, if you say so.

*some conversation here, generally the officer being pig headed and looking down on me for what i can only imagine is my age.

Police Officer: Sign this please

*look at notepad: "Would you say that is dangerous driving? to which he answerd Yes"

Me: I didnt say that
Police Officer: Yes you did.
Me: Im pretty sure i didnt
Police Officer: Well what did you say?!
Me: Not sure to tell you the truth
Police Officer: So would you say that is dangerous driving
Me: Oh... well... not sure about that... not really.
Police Officer: But your windows are iced up
Me: No there not (by this time they had cleared), im not going to sign that... its no what i said.

Police Officer gets very grumpy...

Police Officer: Do you have any points on your license?
Me: Erm..... I pretty sure i havnt
Police Officer: Well You Have Now!

Officer gives me 3 points...

Happy times!! Hate the police all i hear from them is "You young people never give us any respect!"...

Well if you didnt treat every young person the same automtically convinced they are some holigan doing everything wrong then maybe we would show you respect.

Anyway i really should stop police bashing... its a bad subject for me... or maybe i should start a thread!!

Lol thats what happens when you play the sarcastic tone with the police.

Been pulled over twice for speeding (urm 35 in a 30 limit ohhhhh gosh!! - ahh well it was 02.00am in the morning guess they just needed something to do)

and moving off when your windows are all frosted up - eek - asking for trouble.

 

[Rediknight]

You can't be given three points for that!!! The officer would have to actually charge you with something - whats he charging you with?? Dangerous driving? No chance he'd get away with that. Careless driving, maybe, but even then you'd have to agree to accept the caution (an admittance of guilt) or charge you formally. If he managed to get you for three points i'd kick up such a massive row over this ineffective, petty, over zealous officer who would be better used working the gate of a funfair.

The wankers who ruin the image of the Police for the decent ones talk a lot, but most of it is random bluffing relying on the fact that the general public will accept any old cautionary charge just to get on with their day.

This was meant for Karl, btw

 

[Karl]

Well he charged me with dangerous driving...

Lucky for me my dad owns a company... his lawyers are taking it up

Did it with elephant car insurance when they wouldnt pay me the proper ammount from my car... the claim went from £350 all the way p to £1'400

Cant complain.

Fingers crossed i wont be paying any fine or getting nay points

 

[Rediknight]

don't accept a caution - it's a self admission of guilt to avoid a formal charge. You cannot be done for having windows that were slightly misted still after you pull off of your front...

Go to the station where the numpty works and deny it all - say that maybe it was the copper who saw them as misted or something, whats he going to do go and get pictures from local CCTV?

A charge of Dangerous Driving on your record won't have details of the charge so it leads people to speculate as to what "dangerous" driving is, but it could mean you'd be rejected over someone else for a job or something... most people consider dangerous driving as tantamount to joy-riding. Something you clearly wasn't doing, but you see what i mean?

 

[Karl]

i do, i do (see what you mean that is)

Its all in hand though... hopefully the lawyers will deal with it...

I will never accept a caution again

 

[soze]

A mate in work told me about his friend who got lippy with a cop. He got pulled over for driving with his front fogs on just for looks as it was a clear night. When the cop asked him why he had the lights on the guy said visibility was bad enough to need the fogs on, the cop asked him to sign a statement to that affect and when he did so he got done for dangerous driving for not having his rear fogs on :worthy:

 

[evzy]

Never ever ever admit to anything. Ask them to either arrest you or let you go if they are being funny.......my personal fave from my boy racer days was when I got pulled just wind the window down an inch and demand they showed me their badge etc before I would speak to them - and then I would only speak to them through the little gap - one copper even tried to open my door when I pulled that - but luckily I managde to hit the lock button before he opened it - was like a comedy mexican stand-off with him tugging at the handle demanding I opened up, me saying no, him telling me he would arrest me - I pointed out I was actually doing nothing illegal, eventually he left me alone (though you need to be very very sure there is nothing wrong at all with ya car at this point - had a few go all CSI on me desperate to find something they could nick me on)....

But dont get me wrong, I don't mind the police in general, just had a few annoying experiences with them...

 

[soze]

Never ever ever admit to anything. Ask them to either arrest you or let you go if they are being funny.......my personal fave from my boy racer days was when I got pulled just wind the window down an inch and demand they showed me their badge etc before I would speak to them - and then I would only speak to them through the little gap - one copper even tried to open my door when I pulled that - but luckily I managde to hit the lock button before he opened it - was like a comedy mexican stand-off with him tugging at the handle demanding I opened up, me saying no, him telling me he would arrest me - I pointed out I was actually doing nothing illegal, eventually he left me alone (though you need to be very very sure there is nothing wrong at all with ya car at this point - had a few go all CSI on me desperate to find something they could nick me on)....

But dont get me wrong, I don't mind the police in general, just had a few annoying experiences with them...

Lucky you aint american they would shoot you for that shit

 

[evzy]

Now there is another story tbh lol.... Have family over in teh USA outside New Yoik - one night we were there we needed to drop a car off for the soon to be brother in law's father - so I drove one car whilst he drove another (so we could get back) Pulling out of the junction next to his house I forgot for a second which side of the road to drive on and crossed the line as if to drive on the left, realised my error and swung back over quickly - there was only a cop car sitting at the opposite junction waiting to pull out - he followed us for about 3 mile - which I didnt realise took us out of his area (by this point my brother in law in the other car was thinking I was gonna get shot due to him following us outta the area) my missus was panicing no end, I was thinking "cool night in teh cells, something to tell the lads when I get home" and then the cop pulled over, did a u turn and went off back the way he came....fair play tho, spending a night in teh cells would have been interesting for the old down teh pub stories...but spending the night with bubba...I prob wouldnt have admitted that bit

 

[Rediknight]

yeah, but in america they just sedate a rabid gorilla, dump it into a highspeed car with blue lights, weld the door shut and wake em up with a tazer screaming, "GO GET EM, KONG!!! GO ON!!! KIILLLLLLLL!!!!!"

you watch them Police, Camera, Action things, with that shiney toothed fuck-whit, they just go ramming into everything at like a bajillion mph!!

"Look, that pedestrian just committed a littering offence!!" SMASH!!!!

They just ram first, ask questions later...

actually, i heard thats how Ez treats her men :shifty: heh!

 

[evzy]

I love the fact they spin cars out to stop them over in the usa - especially if they can spin the car into oncoming traffic ....

Tell ya, they need stuff like that over here - stop the chavs - see someone wearing fake Burberry - criminal offence wearing fake designer gear.. ... "BABOOM" ... 1 less chav to lock up....

See a bunch of chavs hanging around the shops and loitering - "KABLAAAAM" - quick grenade sorts out the issue...

 

[Howley]

I love the fact they spin cars out to stop them over in the usa - especially if they can spin the car into oncoming traffic ....

Tell ya, they need stuff like that over here - stop the chavs - see someone wearing fake Burberry - criminal offence wearing fake designer gear.. ... "BABOOM" ... 1 less chav to lock up....

See a bunch of chavs hanging around the shops and loitering - "KABLAAAAM" - quick grenade sorts out the issue...

well my 1st visit to Wesconsin in america, was heading up to a m8 of my family (has his own property etc..) and we seen this pickup truck overturned on its roof and ambulance etc there...turned out l8r that the guy was gunning it from the cops and 1 copper tried to stop him and be a hero so he spun him and ended up killing the driver ... fucking americans -.- and ofc nothing happened to the cop...he went to work the next week as if nothing happened!

 

[evzy]

1 Less redneck crim.....

 

[Saveus]

well my 1st visit to Wesconsin in america, was heading up to a m8 of my family (has his own property etc..) and we seen this pickup truck overturned on its roof and ambulance etc there...turned out l8r that the guy was gunning it from the cops and 1 copper tried to stop him and be a hero so he spun him and ended up killing the driver ... fucking americans -.- and ofc nothing happened to the cop...he went to work the next week as if nothing happened!

fucking tart

 

[Saveus]

1 Less redneck crim.....

if u guys picked it up, it would be one less chav...

 

[evzy]

if u guys picked it up, it would be one less chav...

What a glorious sight to behold that would be - roads awash with overturned corsa's with baked bean can exhausts with chavs spread all over the road... I would walk to work just to enjoy the view tbh!

 

[Saveus]

What a glorious sight to behold that would be - roads awash with overturned corsa's with baked bean can exhausts with chavs spread all over the road... I would walk to work just to enjoy the view tbh!

oh i bet

 

[Darksword]

That uniform makes your butt look really big.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

I pay your salary!

Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down. I love this song.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Yes Mr. Budweiser, I haven't had any officers tonight.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

This one actually used in a famous case; "If it wasn't for your gun and your badge, I'd kick your ass."

 

[old.Tohtori]

After speeding away for about good 10 miles or so...

"Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going back there?!"