Whats yours gonna be?

[Will]

Resolutions...

1. Gain some weight
2. Visit my parents more often (see above)
3. Get a better paid job (I say this every year, but this year I really mean it)
4. Travel more
   [/list=1]That should keep me going for a while.

 

[old.charliealpha]

buy me a vespa

 

[Sar]

Think we'd prefer to keep death off the roads ta.

 

[old.charliealpha]

cheeky monkey

 

[Sar]

 

[old.charliealpha]

won't wash with me..i'll need at least 2 ounces of grade a skunk and 3 naked female lap dancers

 

[Sar]

Do you honestly think, if I could get my mitts on those*, you'd even get the faintest whiff of them?












*Fk the 2oz, I just want the dancers.

 

[old.charliealpha]

good point, ok i'll swap 1 lap dancer for the 2 oz's

hows that

 

[Sar]

Heh done.

/hands over the 2oz.

Can use the extra lappy as dessert

 

[]SK[]

Try and quit smoking, but Im enjoying atm. Got a cold coming i think which is always a time when I dont smoke.

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
I vow to 'help' virgins.

My mate Keith is a virgin.

 

[Summo]

Here's my card.

 

[Sar]

Thank god you said card...

 

[old.Jayminator]

To figure out a way of being able to hang around outside girls' grammar schools without being arrested.

 

[Sar]

Easy.

Be your local Tory MP.

Sorted.

 

[bodhi]

To stop being a cunt.





(Never gonna happen innit )

 

[old.Jayminator]

I don't think ceasing to be a cunt would help. As surely even the most un-cunting person would get arrested for repeated school girl stalking.

Plus if people got arrested for being cunts you'd have been locked up a long time ago.

Now play nice young man or I'll have to tell your mum you've been swearing at people on the internet again to cope with your self loathing and lack of real life relationships and socialisation.

 

[Summo]

I think Bods was talking about his new year's resolution, not your schoolgirl dilemma, Jay.

/me fluffles Bodhi


...


from a distance

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Jayminator
I don't think ceasing to be a cunt would help. As surely even the most un-cunting person would get arrested for repeated school girl stalking.

Plus if people got arrested for being cunts you'd have been locked up a long time ago.

Now play nice young man or I'll have to tell your mum you've been swearing at people on the internet again to cope with your self loathing and lack of real life relationships and socialisation.

*watches life in general go straight over Jayminator's head*