Whats your hitman Name ?

[gmloki]

Hairy Fingers Hal

People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon: Bad Breath
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: The Nail Ripper

Linky Linky

 

[mank!]

Charlie Lucky
People Iced: One
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Rake
Arms Broken: Thirty
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Rude Ruby

 

[haarewin]

The Incenerator
People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon: Microwave Oven
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Ruphas the Terrible

 

[Will]

The Gent

People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two
Favorite Weapon: Axes
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker

Muahaha, I have a cool name.

 

[DaGaffer]

Twitch
People Iced: Twenty Three
Car Bombs Planted:Twenty Three
Favorite Weapon: A Vice
Arms Broken: Sixteen
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer

 

[Calaen]

Boopsie

People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon: Garden Hoe
Arms Broken: Twenty Seven
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: The Impailer

My name makes me sound like a chick ffs

 

[Stimpy]

El Loco

People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler

 

[Guest]

Butter Fingers

People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Six
Favorite Weapon: Car Bombs
Arms Broken: Eleven
Eyes Gouged: One
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Fingers Hal



36 - result

 

[tris-]

The Black Angel

People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty
Favorite Weapon: The Wrench
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Joe Diamonds

 

[TdC]

Rusty Rastelli
People Iced: Nineteen
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon: Baseball bats
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Bad Boy Bart

the name is a pun on a hypnotist here in europe. I'm not particularly pleased tbh

 

[KevinUK]

It's rubbish, press back and submit again and you get a different name all together

 

[Jupitus]

The Icer

People Iced: Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon 9mm Colt
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner


I cheated

 

[Gat_Decor]

Tony Tonic

People Iced: Forty
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Checkbook
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Smuggler

 

[ECA]

The Incinerator

People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty
Favorite Weapon: Car Bombs
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Four
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Fingers Hal


Choo Choo!

 

[Hansmoleman]

Hairy Fingers Hal

People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Six
Favorite Weapon: Car Bombs
Arms Broken: Eleven
Eyes Gouged: One
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony


need to gouge more eyes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Boopsie

Favorite Weapon: Garden Hoe

Biggest Enemy: The Impailer

My name makes me sound like a chick ffs

Yeah, add these info bits and it's fer sure.

Get times out myself, for some reason, gotta return to this.

 

[gmloki]

The Incinerator

People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty
Favorite Weapon: Car Bombs
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Four
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Fingers Hal


Choo Choo!

Im watching you ECA

 

[Talyn]

Tony Tonic

People Iced: Thirty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two
Favorite Weapon: Poison
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Charlie Lucky

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shakey Fingers Stevey
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon: 9mm Colt
Arms Broken: Twenty Four
Eyes Gouged: One
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Mickey Z

 

[caLLous]

The Impailer

People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Eighteen
Favorite Weapon The Wrench
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips

*eye Calaen*

It's like hitman snap!

 

[Cyradix]

Mickey Z

People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Seven
Favorite Weapon: Front of Car
Arms Broken: Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Prickly Pear

People Iced: Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon: Garden Hoe
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Two
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips

 

[Dukat]

Hmm... I put in my real name and got:

The Bull

People Iced: Thirteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Fiber Wire
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: Four
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Mickey Z

Then I put in my online name and got:

Mickey Z

People Iced: Two
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon: Fiber Wire
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Bull

wtf??? there going to be some kinda duel with me against me?

Like, Jet li in the one, but less 'bullet time' and more 'dinner time' ??

 

[caLLous]

I'd go with Mickey Z I think... The Bull is clearly better with the fibre wire but Mickey has broken a fair few limbs. I feel for the person he left with one eye and one unbroken arm though.

 

[Bahumat]

Jack Hammer

People Iced: Ten
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon: Needles
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny

 

[Dukat]

I'd go with Mickey Z I think... The Bull is clearly better with the fibre wire but Mickey has broken a fair few limbs. I feel for the person he left with one eye and one unbroken arm though.

So what you're saying is in the near future my ingame self is going to reach out of the screen and "break a few limbs" ?!?!

amagaad!

I need to hire a hitman to kill my ingame self before he kills me!!

 

[Poag]

The Canadian Strangler
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Poison
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Prickly Pear

ooeer

 

[Gamah]

Joe Bananas

People Iced: Four
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Shotgun
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Fifteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips

 

[fatbusinessman]

Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker

The Arm Breaker
People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty
Favorite Weapon: Bare Hands
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Butter Fingers

Mwaahaahaa, bare hands.

I'm coming to get you, Will :-D

 

[Will]

Your bare hands are no match for my axes.