Whats your favourite body excretion ?

[Lamp]

Whats your favourite body excretion ?

 

[pikeh]

put em in a blender, add some milk, it all tastes pretty good!.

 

[Azurus]

This is a new low.

 

[Lamp]

This is a new low.

We've not even scraped the surface yet

 

[kiliarien]

Well imo it depends how you're feeling, if I sneeze and puke comes out I'd get worried - you need to change the poll to include orifices, cos if I'm snotting out my arse there's something wrong

 

[pikeh]

cos if I'm snotting out my arse there's something wrong

really? shit.

 

[Blackjack]

Female ejaculatory liquid

 

[Lamp]

Female ejaculatory liquid

Unfortunately, I was limited to 10 selections. I guess you could lump that under semen. We'll know what you meant.

 

[Olgaline]

sweat!

 

[Mey]

I have a strange fixation with blood, I love it when I get a cut..

 

[Mikah75]

before i answer, favourite as in... the feeling when released/eating ? lol

 

[Lamp]

Interpret "favourite" in whichever way you want.

I could have posted a "whats your least favourite" one, but everyone would plump for poo or vomit. Rather predictable.

 

[Mikah75]

blood then i guess, strange substance, tastes alright, looks cool and doesnt smell! when i was younger i used to love lapping up my bloodied minor wounds, bit odd, but its not like eating poo, vomit or cum. also phlegm is a vile thing, every time that noise punctures my life i shiver, a man hacking up
saliva smells odd

 

[Chronictank]

nothing beats taking a good dump in the evening then feeling 10 x lighter

 

[Lamp]

nothing beats taking a good dump in the evening then feeling 10 x lighter

There's a difference between having a dump and NEEDING a dump

 

[Chronictank]

There's a difference between having a dump and NEEDING a dump

if you REALLY need a dump then take one its even better

 

[Lamp]

if you REALLY need a dump then take one its even better

Well given the alternative....

Then again, if you gotta go, you gotta go. There comes a point where its physically not possible to hold it in....I would imagine...

 

[Dudley52]

Tears when i'm wearing contacts. They make my eyes feel lovely and refreshed.

 

[Lamp]

Is it possible to constipate yourself (assuming you're eating a normal balanced diet) ? Its like needing a wee. Eventually, you'll just wee yourself.

 

[Chronictank]

medical reasons could result in you holding it in for a period but would poison yourself because of the toxins,
i wouldn't think a healthy person can keep it in tho

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Little Britain. Maggie.
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[swords]

You forgot gaseous excretion (you do breathe out right?).
Snot
Phlegm
Tears
Saliva
Semen
Pus
and
Vomit
Are not bodily excretions, none are specifically for the transport and removal of metabolic waste and un-used organic matter (faeces, which is kinda included because it's used to dump metabolic waste but the major constituents of faeces have never actually been inside your body).
Blood would be included because it is used to transport waste metabolites to the kidneys and other waste disposal organs, though it should not be leaving your body under normal circumstances. Menstruation is different, it's leaving the body of women for a different purpose entirely. The ones I mentioned which are not excreted are fluids involved in primary immune defence, by-products of an immune response, digestion and reproduction.

Now if you had said secretion, that would be fine as it doesn't imply the product is waste.

 

[Golena]

stuff

Trust the science geek to ruin a perfectly good seamen thread!

 

[crispy]

Trust the science geek to ruin a perfectly good seamen thread!

Trust an illiterate forum troller to make the thread about the navy instead of semen

 

[Golena]

Trust an illiterate forum troller to make the thread about the navy instead of semen

nerf joo!

 

[Ezteq]

i'm quite fond of lymph tbh, yeah blood is ok and scabs are cool but lymph (that clear or pale yellow stuff that comes out and forms a crust over a wound) kind of reminds me of those really thin crispy bits on the sides of a fried egg.

what? you bloody asked.

 

[crispy]

i'm quite fond of lymph tbh, yeah blood is ok and scabs are cool but lymph (that clear or pale yellow stuff that comes out and forms a crust over a wound) kind of reminds me of those really thin crispy bits on the sides of a fried egg.

what? you bloody asked.

mmmh crispy

 

[old.Tohtori]

Heard it here first, EQ likes to eat crispy.

 

[swords]

Lymph is secreted not excreted!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl when i worked at the factory the guys were asking eachother what would they rather:

pint of wee or a shot glass of spearm,

one of them asked me and i just went Oo dur its kind of academic now tbh...and it wasnt the wee.

its like when the swore and used the C word and then all looked at me like "OMG i said the C word and theres a gal in the room" i told him to stop being daft seeing as i was the only one in the room who actually had one.


*continues eating crispy*