Confused What's this?

[Access Denied]

Found this an I'm wondering what it is. Obviously my first though was for one of the weird light switches like you get in schools but it's way too big for that.

 

[fettoken]

Recognize that piece of equipment from somewhere. For some sort of electrical equipment perhaps?

 

[CorNokZ]

Hah, it's for golf and is called a pitchfork. After a hard impact on the green, it can leave a hole in the ground and thus ruining the line for another player and his putt. You stick the pointy bits in the ground so they go underneath the hole, or dent if you will, and slowly push the other end towards the ground and then straightening out the hole, leaving the green in a better condition

Be a gentleman. Know your golf.

 

[Scouse]

Be a dirty elitist. Know your golf.

Fixed

 

[DaGaffer]

I ain't touching this.

 

[CorNokZ]

Fixed

Ohhh you!! - Not getting into this again!

Here's how it is done:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1p1SlZF0qc

 

[Scouse]

I ain't touching this.

You ain't touching this either, unless my brother in law invites you for a game. It took him years to get in, is costing thousands (though he's gonna get his company to pay so he can impress clients by inviting them for a round) and required a series of interviews and a CV to be produced.

We won't talk about the awful dress code

 

[CorNokZ]

Ohhh you almost got me there, but still not getting into this again...

 

[old.user4556]

Aye, soon as I saw it, pitch repair marker for golf.

You're clearly not elite enough.

 

[Moriath]

My last company had a membership at wentworth. .

 

[old.user4556]

Now that is elite .

 

[old.user4556]

I ain't touching this.

Oh go on! Be a sport!

 

[Scouse]

Oh go on! Be a sport that's primarily for the better-off!

Fixed

 

[Raven]

You ain't touching this either, unless my brother in law invites you for a game. It took him years to get in, is costing thousands (though he's gonna get his company to pay so he can impress clients by inviting them for a round) and required a series of interviews and a CV to be produced.

We won't talk about the awful dress code

That's nice for him. I pay about £10 when I play golf.

 

[Scouse]

Yeah, but you play here:

 

[Raven]

Yeah, but you play here:

When I played football as a kid the bastards would never let us into Old Trafford, fucking elitist football

 

[Edmond]

My last company had a membership at wentworth. .

Had to drive past there this morning, had no idea the PGA was on, fucking traffic!!!

 

[Moriath]

Had to drive past there this morning, had no idea the PGA was on, fucking traffic!!!

Yup this weekend. Avoid that single lane road. A30 is a nono. Hehe. I did notice that the sponsors are bmw and you have a special parking area if you own a bmw car lol

 

[old.user4556]

Fixed

 

[Bodhi]

It is an accessory for the greatest, and indeed most difficult game on earth.

* Sent from the 5th tee

 

[Wij]

It is an accessory for the greatest, and indeed most difficult game on earth.

* Sent from the 5th tee

Dangerwanking?

 

[Calaen]

I'm golfing tomorrow!

 

[CorNokZ]

Why golf tomorrow, when you can golf today?

Don't hesitate. Be an elitist prick every day.