Whats the worst thing you can crap out ?

[Lamp]

Another great pub conversation. Whats the worst / most surprising / alarming thing you could crap out ?

A few suggestions I ended up remembering (don't ask why, just go with the flow)

- a whole unbroken popadom
- a lung
- a razor blade
- ToA boxed set (with discs)
- a testicle
- Bonnie Langford
- the money you spent last night and wished you didn't
etc

 

[megadave]

Nothing. Constipation sucks.

 

[haarewin]

a redwood.

 

[Mey]

A baby!

 

[Overdriven]

I for one, can admitedly say... crapping out the ToA Box Set IS the worst experience ever.

 

[Neffneff]

yourself, swearing right back at yer from the bowl.

 

[Thadius]

A tapeworm?

 

[Afran]

metal bottle cap

 

[Thadius]

A communist

 

[swords]

A Wmd!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

A Wmd!

That's no biggy... I do that every day...

 

[CorNokZ]

Not to shit at all.. That's a seriously bad sign!

 

[Overdriven]

I'm also going to say... a pint of blood, may be bad. No idea how you'd measure it to be a pint, but.. It'd be bad none the less!

Or a hedgehog...

 

[CorNokZ]

a hedgehog...

Sonic doesn't come out.. He goes IN!!! (NSFW)

 

[Overdriven]

Sonic doesn't come out.. He goes IN!!!

NSFW!... Gay sonic images in my head now -__-

 

[CorNokZ]

NSFW!... Gay sonic images in my head now -__-

Tails is such a slutty lass!

 

[Overdriven]

Tails is such a slutty lass!

Pretty sure tails gave it up easy tbh, sonic has charm xD

 

[CorNokZ]

Pretty sure tails gave it up easy tbh, sonic has charm xD

Just a shame he cums so fast

 

[ilaya]

Michael Jacksons plastic cock?

 

[Tilda]

A roll of razor wire?

 

[Serbitar]

a pineapple

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lamp.

*nods*

In Aaaaaaaaaaaaaall it's meanings

 

[Urgluf]

an ananas

 

[Chronictank]

Lamp.

*nods*

In Aaaaaaaaaaaaaall it's meanings

Swords

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

a pineapple

an ananas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple

 

[Overdriven]

A Vlad and Bahu love session

 

[Gotrag]

Cactus.

 

[Ezteq]

a star nosed mole tbh

if thats not the scariest thing you can crap out then im a monkeys uncle!




just a thought but if you accedentally swallowed a fiver would you (could you??) have the steely nerve to retrieve it when it reappeared?

 

[Amanita]

Reality TV shows.

I am sure thats how they're being produced!

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

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