Question Whats the shitiest practical joke anyone has ever pulled on you?

[russell]

Just recalling the high jinks at Uni.

The condom had split on myself and my new boyfriend.

Took my first ever pregnancy test and as I felt the colour drain out of my life, I discovered that my friend James had 'coloured it in' with a blue pen.

How they laughed.

Fockers.

 

[00dave]

On the first night of my second phase of training for the airforce a bunch of guys dressed up as officers, told me I'd been reported for vandalism and ordered me to report to the guardroom in an hours time.
I think the whole camp burst into my room to laugh at me at the same time that night.

 

[Sharma]

Beat this!

 

[phazey]

This always makes me laugh..

 

[TdC]

my brother was left handcuffed to a fence nekkid, while his mates left and had a pint. only then they had another pint, and then another, etc. in the meanwhile, my brother was getting arrested by police, cut loose, taken to the local lockup, and spent the rest of his stag night behind bars until his hungover mates came to rescue him

 

[russell]

Euuuwww that is gross

 

[00dave]

I thought the idea behind this was a practical joke that happened to you not some weirdos on the internet. Mind you in some cases you = weirdo on the internet :lol:

 

[Scouse]

my brother was left handcuffed to a fence nekkid, while his mates left and had a pint. only then they had another pint, and then another, etc. in the meanwhile, my brother was getting arrested by police, cut loose, taken to the local lockup, and spent the rest of his stag night behind bars until his hungover mates came to rescue him

Just like a fucking cop eh? Arrests the guy who can't help what's happened to him...

Some friends and I dumped a chap nekkid into the middle of a girls school playground on his 17th birthday

 

[russell]

I thought the idea behind this was a practical joke that happened to you not some weirdos on the internet. Mind you in some cases you = weirdo on the internet :lol:

correct

 

[Trem]

I tend to be the one doing the jokes.

A couple of weeks back we were at poker and one of the lads brought some tobacco because he was skint and could only afford that.

We always leave our ciggies and stuff outside on my mates patio table then go inside and play. My mate has a rabbit that can shit and piss for England so while the other lad was inside I scooped some shit and piss up with his tobacco tin lid and mashed it into his baccy. I had to mash a while because it was so soaked with piss.

He came out for a ciggie and yes I did keep a straight face as we all watched him licking the paper to stick it. His fag kept going out and at one point we saw him sniffing it but none of us told him, he still doesn't know.

 

[Bahumat]

I once stabbed a homeless guy, then fed his stink nuggets to a 5 year old girl telling her it was chocolate raisins.

 

[SheepCow]

Just recalling the high jinks at Uni.

The condom had split on myself and my new boyfriend.

Took my first ever pregnancy test and as I felt the colour drain out of my life, I discovered that my friend James had 'coloured it in' with a blue pen.

How they laughed.

Fockers.

rofl!

 

[megadave]

Dared a guy at a party to sniff some paprika powder, only we'd switched the paprika with chilli powder. We prepared him a nice glass of water for afterwards, only we'd switched that with a load of vodka instead. He wasn't happy.

 

[tris-]

when i was on holiday in mexico i got booted out of my room by 2 of the lads so they could shag a pair of sisters.
aparantly the lad on my bed somehow ejaculated all overr the place, like peter north. he wiped some of the localised spillage with my shorts, but he claims he didnt know that at the time.

me not knowing anything about it, the next day i wore them to travel home. i was eating a sandwhich and i started flicking crumbs off my shorts and everyone cringed.
i was the only one who didnt know. and no one told me untill i actually got back to my house.

 

[Yoni]

someone faking some fails for my exam results in my first year of doing CIMA..... I was physically sick.

 

[russell]

People are bastards aren't they

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Trem you are fucking filth. I'm glad I voted genius before reading that. Best post in a long, long time.

 

[Trem]

Thank you sir

Even my nan laughed when I told her.



*touches Wazz*

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

rofl Trem,

and next we have

"trems conversations with his nan"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, not on me, but effect none the less, shittiest i could think of:

Spoilers for it's not pretty and will make you go even if it's a honest to gods true story:

Spoiler

A guy cut off the brakes of my best friends bike on the 8th grade.

"Go riding, no brakes, fun!", one might think.

Seems harmless enough as you can't really get to too high speeds on a normal bicycle.

Friend uses bike next time to go to school, zebra crossing downhill, car comes along the road...

Heard about the brake cutting after the funeral, the guy who did it, no suprise, moved out of town.

 

[russell]

*shudders*