Whatever happened to .....

[~Lazarus~]

Reverend Flatus

Used to be a regular here but aint posted since June.

Did we offend him.

Will it work on others?

 

[Summo]

He was a very irregular regular. He often popped in to say 'arf'.

Maybe he's at the Vatican now?

 

[Trem]

Summo..........























........I love you

 

[Summo]

\o/




















Love you too.

 

[Mellow-]

I love you all too.

 

[Trem]

Ahhhhh but I love Summo sexually

 

[caLLous]

FS, you're not a hairdresser as well are you?

 

[PR.]

Nah, he does the leg waxing and paints nails that way they can both offer a complete service at their shop

"A Cut Above"

 

[Summo]

"Your one-stop shop for a short crop top."

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by PR.
Nah, he does the leg waxing and paints nails that way they can both offer a complete service at their shop

"A Cut Above"

I had my legs waxed a while back. Well, to tell the truth I had one leg waxed, the pain was so intense that I didnt bother with the other.
Mrs Will thought it would be a good idea and save me having to shave them twice a week. Unfortunatley, after waxing the right leg, she rubbed a load of girly oil stuff in and it swelled up like I had elephantitus!!!


I'll stick with the bic.

 

[Damini]

You have to shave your legs twice a week?

I'm missing something here, I'm sure...

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Damini
You have to shave your legs twice a week?

I'm missing something here, I'm sure...

Well, strictly speaking, it depends if Im racing (bicycles) or not. I dont usually bother If Im only training.

 

[Embattle]

Pussy

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wilier
she rubbed a load of girly oil stuff in and it swelled up like I had elephantitus!!!

i could think of other uses for this oily stuff !!!!

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Damini
You have to shave your legs twice a week?

I'm missing something here, I'm sure...

Its quite obvious that the other 'blokes' down the Blue Lagoon club don't want to see Will's hair poking through his wifes Fishnets...


*hides*

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by PR.



Its quite obvious that the other 'blokes' down the Blue Lagoon club don't want to see Will's hair poking through his wifes Fishnets...


*hides*

*minces*

BTW, PR, Ive just noticed, you live in my surname.

 

[Nylex]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~


i could think of other uses for this oily stuff !!!!

Do any of these other uses involve sheep?

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by Wilier


Well, strictly speaking, it depends if Im racing (bicycles) or not. I dont usually bother If Im only training.

Without wanting to disparage you, surely shaving of legs to shave (huhu) off precious milliseconds off your time is the realm of olympic/Tour De France cyclists, not an "enthusiast"?

Or am I missing something?

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by PR.
Nah, he does the leg waxing and paints nails that way they can both offer a complete service at their shop

"A Cut Above"

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Nylex


Do any of these other uses involve sheep?

Oh! New Hobby

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Durzel
Without wanting to disparage you, surely shaving of legs to shave (huhu) off precious milliseconds off your time is the realm of olympic/Tour De France cyclists, not an "enthusiast"?

Or am I missing something?

Durz m8, you are soooo missing the point.

Cyclist dont shave their legs to gain time, its a higene thing.

[lesson]
If a cyclist falls off, and has hairy legs, as he slides down the road/track/muddy lane etc. the hairs are plucked from the skin. This leaves the folicles open for dirt/diesel/pig shit to get in, possibly causing infection. When the legs are hairfree, the skin lides, and grazes, but the folicles dont become opened, so dirt dosnt get ingrained into them, although obviously the graze/cut needs to be cleaned, its easier to do that, than to clean a hair folicle.

Also, its far better for massage, which all pro's have, and a lot of amateurs, myself included, have occasionally. Before anyone goes off on a pr0n tangent, massage of the legs helps with muscle recovery (if done properly). It reduces the neccesity of a warm-down, the purpose of which is to remove the toxins from the muscle, allowing quicker recovery.

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and I get off on having smoother legs than Mrs Will.

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Wilier


and I get off on having smoother legs than Mrs Will.

f'ckin lol

what about your chest?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Yeah - his chest is bigger than Mrs Wil!

 

[Wij]

at this whole thread !

:uhoh:

 

[Nylex]

Wij:

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Yeah - his chest is bigger than Mrs Wil!

Wrong, she's still breast feeding, so her melons are HAYOOOOGE atm.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Wilier


Wrong, she's still breast feeding, so her melons are HAYOOOOGE atm.

LINK PLZ

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Wilier


Wrong, she's still breast feeding, so her melons are HAYOOOOGE atm.

And still too tender to touch

 

[Wij]

I have tender hands !

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Wij
I have tender hands !

And I have a tender mouth