What!!!

[throdgrain]

I was a little more interested by the Penelope's Lesbian Rumours article referenced at the bottom.

Rupert Murdoch's empire has its investigative journalism afterall.

Oh my god. I feel faint ...

 

[TdC]

I reported that as a bad post...

backstabber!!!



unless you happen to be one of the three people I mentioned. soooo......hows the snooker then?

 

[Will]

Stephen Hendry was at my primary school.

He's a cock.

 

[throdgrain]

Stephen Hendry was at my primary school.

Ive seen his cock.

Eek

 

[TdC]

did it have some blue chalk on the end?

 

[old.user4556]

I cannae help myself. I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry. They're talanted, rich and quite possibly short....but I hate them

Shoe-maker is ok to hate, he's an arrogant hole .

My mate's a bit like that, he just hates people for no reason... actually wait ... he hates men that are considerably more successful than he is.

I'll say:

"have you seen <successfulman>'s new film?"

He says: "can't stand the guy".

I'll say:

"i bumped into <some bloke you've not met> the other day from high school, he's doing well for himself".

He says: "never liked the guy".

Boils down to envy/jealousy I feel.

 

[dysfunction]

backstabber!!!



unless you happen to be one of the three people I mentioned. soooo......hows the snooker then?

snooker?

 

[Ch3tan]

/me points and laughs at Stephen Hendry.

 

[TdC]

Shoe-maker is ok to hate, he's an arrogant hole .

Boils down to envy/jealousy I feel.

no so! I don't just hate them, there's an underlying process they go through before gaining tdc-hate. I have great respect for many successful people, some of which American, who've don't more (or less) than their fellow man to trigger that in me. The people I mentioned on the other hand, however talanted or qualified they are, just slide in on the cock-o-meter scale because for whatever reason I just happen to think they're cocks. In the example of snooker players I happen to think that Stephen Hendry is a cock, but I think that say...Peter Ebdon is a reasonably cool bloke. I've never met them before and they both rate about the same in my personal scale of humanity. For actors, I to think Tom Cruise stinks, though that wouldn't hinder me from enjoying the last samurai because I can't help liking films like that, while if I pull another name out of my hat like...Brendan Fraser, I can't help liking the man, or if you want someone more in the big star class I can't help liking Nick Cage either. Maybe I just have a thing for the underdog type.

 

[dysfunction]

I quite agree with TDC.

 

[Ch3tan]

Or maybe you just fancy Nick Cage and Peter Ebdon, and don't quite like the look of stephen hendry bent over the table potting the pink.









or the brown, whatever floats your boat.

I know Wij would do both, then sell the story, he has no shame.

 

[Wij]

Or maybe you just fancy Nick Cage and Peter Ebdon, and don't quite like the look of stephen hendry bent over the table potting the pink.









or the brown, whatever floats your boat.

I know Wij would do both, then sell the story, he has no shame.

It's true.

 

[leggy]

Seriously. Hating people you don't know or who you've never met is primarily reserved for idiots.

Unless you have a good reason for hating someone. Shut the fuck right up and let them live their life.

This is a party political broadcast by the overly opinionated society.

 

[leggy]

Can I just say this:

You have no reason for thinking stephen hendry is a cock. You don't know him. I will say that it is of course your right as a human being to believe he is a cock. It's a free country. We think.

But branding him as a cock because you don't like the look of him (this is what it boils down to) is fucking ridiculous.

Let's face it. The only reason you don't like him is because of the way he looks/conducts himself. I am no way biased because I am scottish. He is a door faced **** but I dont dislike the guy.

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes but the hatred is clearly cause he is Scottish. It's the same reason you, bodhi and will get so much hate

 

[Mobius]

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.

Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,

London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,

Emotional when he keeps his cool till he reaches the final,

But whether he wins he whether he don't:

Tony Meo: I always bite me eyeballs.

And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,

On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,

But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,

But nowadays he pots the lot: Dennis Taylor: 'Cos I wear these goggles.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.

Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,

And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along, "If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"

I'll celebrate and buy another eight Terry Griffiths: Hairbrushes for me barnet."

But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise,

His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"

When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,

But it's just fair giving off that glare: Willie Thorne: Perhaps I ought to chalk it.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.

Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,

But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,

His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,

Now he don't care who wins next year: Steve Davis: 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,

Snooker loopy, nuts are we... We're all snooker loopy.

 

[tRoG]

Yes but the hatred is clearly cause he is Scottish. It's the same reason you, bodhi and will get so much hate

But I get love.





Oh, and Iain McCulloch > y00!

 

[old.user4556]

I agree with Leggy, but in a less offensive fashion .

It bothers me when my mate shits on things/people that he doesn't know or subjects he's not got a f'cking clue about.

 

[leggy]

I agree with Leggy, but in a less offensive fashion .

It bothers me when my mate shits on things/people that he doesn't know or subjects he's not got a f'cking clue about.

Yes sorry about that.

I was a bit wanked at the time.

 

[TdC]

no worries, I take no offence. problem is, I think you're reading me a shade incorrectly. I don't lie awake at night pulsing with hatred of Stephen Hendry, nor do I laze about in bed thinking of Nick Cage whilst touching myself (ooh err). I just happen to dislike the one and like the other based purely on the evil thing that is television because I've never met them and most likely never will. thing is, I'm perfectly aware that I have no reason at all to hate/dislike/think SH's a cock...it's based purely on face value.

surely at some point in your life you've looked over a group of people you've never met before and disliked some and liked others based purely on overt criteria like someone's hair or the fact that they're not wearing green shoes? however right or wrong you may be in your assumptions has nothing to do with it. it's just the way you grade people mentally. in my case Mr Hendry may turn out to be the nicest man I've ever met, and a great benifactor to society at large, but until he proves to be that he's on my list of people who are cocks

let me give you a more extreme example: if I see someone kitted out as a (football fan) hooligan walking down the street shouting and singing a song about kicking the "other mob" until blood comes out their arses I'll mentally grade them as people who should be quietly shut away and given lots of prozac by nice men in white jackets, and I'll do that knowing that it's entirely possible that the man in question may well be a loving father who dotes on his kids, works in the local church and breeds cats in his spare time. in the case of my thinking that Hendry is a cock, the behaviour is vastly more subtle and my analysis much more lengthy. btw, I don't compulsively do this all the time on everyone...it's just that the snooker was on the other day and I like watching that. I look at the players and wonder if they're nice men and what they do when they get home and relax. I assign them personas based purely on (often) BBC interviews and their behaviour when playing. and thus...yeah, you're (leggy) totally right when you say that I brand him a cock based purely on the way he looks/conducts himself. isn't that how people get branded cocks? tbh I'm a bit of a cock myself for branding Stephen Hendry a cock based on a minute set of criteria. I know this, but it won't stop me.

 

[old.user4556]

/hugs TDC

You're not a cock! However, i'm concerned about the volume of usage of the word "cock". Too much cock. Enough cock to make Wij very excited and prone to a spurt.

 

[TdC]

I used a lot of cock in my last post tbh

 

[leggy]

I wasnt actually singling you out Teedles. I didnt even realise it was you who had said the cock thing. I'm sure there were a few more who called him a cock too.

So anyway just to set the story straight. I love you and I love the amount of cock in here right now.

 

[TdC]

I'm tempted to write in my blog about this whole cock thing. see if I can work "cock" in there 300 times or so. would be fun to see the hits I'll be getting off the search engines after that oO

 

[Ch3tan]

Respect the Cock.

 

[old.user4556]

Tame the cnut.

 

[Milkshake]

I met Steven Hendry down the pub one night, my mum knows his mum through work. He's a bloody nice bloke, but a bit quiet. You leave him alone!

 

[Dr_Weasel]

Tom Cruise is a cock......imo.

Stephen Hendry just looks like a tard. (but Im sure hes a very lovely bloke)

 

[caLLous]

I look at the players and wonder if they're nice men and what they do when they get home and relax.

Come out already.

 

[Ch3tan]

Tame the cnut.

/me watches magnolia.

Tom Cruise deserve your upmost repect and adoration just for his performance in said movie.