What!!!

[Dr_Weasel]

This is just plain wrong.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4492469.stm

She's lovely and he's.... he's..... Gah.

God damn, thats just so wrong.

 

[Draylor]

Can hardly blame him for it

 

[dysfunction]

No but it should be me instead of him...

 

[Dr_Weasel]

True.... I would tbh. But why the hell is she with him. Hes horrid....

Its just sick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well to be honest, as a straight guy can get while commenting on another man, i've seen a lot worse looking guys out there. Tom ain't THAT bad.

What i'm curious is, why Tom is settling for that chick

 

[DaGaffer]

She's lovely and he's.... he's.....

...rich? ...talented? ...not on the internet with a bunch of geeks?

To be fair, he's not in bad nick for someone in his forties, although he is a shortarse and possibly bats for the other side (according to scurrilous rumour mongers, not me of course, your honour)

 

[throdgrain]

Id rather have Penelope Cruz tbh

 

[Will]

True.... I would tbh. But why the hell is she with him. Hes horrid....

Its just sick.

I have no idea why she is dating multi-millionaire Tom Cruise...

 

[TdC]

my god. will = tdc

 

[Dr_Weasel]

I have no idea why she is dating multi-millionaire Tom Cruise...

If its just money there has to be better people than him.... Perhaps I have an irrational dislike of Tom Cruise? But IMO, hes a short arsed idiot who constantly over acts in any role hes given. I struggle to think of a Tom Cruise film in which I think the film couldn't have been improved by just casting someone else instead of him. But I suppose loads of people like him and his films so Ill Ill sit back don my flame proof suit....

 

[Will]

Maybe hes a nice guy. Maybe Ron L Hubbard has brainwashed her on Tom Cruises behalf. Possibly she liked "The Last Samurai" and decided to sleep with him. Who knows?

 

[DaGaffer]

Maybe Ron L Hubbard has brainwashed her on Tom Cruises behalf.

Wow. Does scientology let you do that? From beyond the grave? Sign me up!

 

[Will]

Wow. Does scientology let you do that? From beyond the grave? Sign me up!

If you pay them enough, you can do anything.

 

[Mobius]

Isn't Tom Cruise meant to be a "hunk" ? I'm not gay by the way...I just always though he was ranked up there with Brad Pitt/George Clooney, etc...

Either way..Katie Holmes is extremely cute.

 

[Embattle]

Maybe hes a nice guy.

He certainly seems so.

 

[nath]

I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay
I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay
I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay
He is a very good looking guy. So I hear. But that doesn't mean I want to bum him!!!
I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay
I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay
I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay



(christ - you all realise that admitting that a man is good looking doesn't affect your sexuality at all right*?)








BOOOOOOBBBBBBIIIEEEEESSSSSS




*depends on how you admit it, admittedly.

 

[Uncle Sick]

What i'm curious is, why Tom is settling for that chick

What teh Seel meant to say: "Why can't he settle for ME!? And what's a restraining order, damnit?"

Fagz0r!!11

 

[TdC]

bah, besides being not-gay(tm), I'd not do anything to Mr Cruise if he sat up and begged me for it. also, now that he's messed about with Ms Holmes she's not getting any tdc-lurve either!

unless she begs that is. that's allowed when you're a girl according to section 5, paragraph 14A of the book of hot tdc sexxor.

 

[Ch3tan]

I think you should publish that book, right here on these forums.

Tom Cruise always comes across as a nice guy, and he's not exaclty a minger is he? He's short as hell, but hey, he makes good movies (IMO). Now, if he was in his late 50's and doing Holmes, that would be just wrong.

 

[old.user4556]

He's looking great for someone in his 40's, he comes across as a genuine bloke, doesn't take himself too seriously at all (see him on Parkinson?) and he's fucking loaded.

Did i mention he's loaded?

What is there not to see in him as a significant other? I like Tom and his movies (Vanilla Sky being one of my favourites)*.

Now, had she started dating Peter Stringfellow; well, there's one ugly man. Whilst I may not have his fortunes, he'll always be one ugly motherfucker.





* I know everyone else on the planet hates it

 

[TdC]

I cannae help myself. I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry. They're talanted, rich and quite possibly short....but I hate them

 

[Wij]

No matter how nice he seems I reckon he must have a Hollywood ego to be into Scientology. He must believe he has a staggeringly important Thetan to waste all that money on it rather than spending it on injecting crack into his cock.

I'd do them both and sell the story. I have no shame.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What teh Seel meant to say: "Why can't he settle for ME!? And what's a restraining order, damnit?"

Fagz0r!!11

Oh don't worry Unca Sick, i could never invade your territory of Tommy stalking. And the Unca Sick Lookalike Blowupdoll (tm) you gave me would wither and die in some dusty cabinet

 

[Dr_Weasel]

HA HA HA HA HA Shes saving herself for me after all.

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1180112,00.html

All is forgiven Katie.

 

[haarewin]

"He always tried to intimate boys who wanted to date me"

!!!!!
tom cruise needs to be intimate with mr holmes before he can be intimate with ms holmes?

 

[Dweller]

I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry.

Good call. That just gained you a reputation point

 

[TdC]

cheers

I'd do them both and sell the story. I have no shame.

both at once, or one after the other?

All is forgiven Katie.

you do realise this mean she wants half

 

[bigbb]

HA HA HA HA HA Shes saving herself for me after all.

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1180112,00.html

All is forgiven Katie.

I was a little more interested by the Penelope's Lesbian Rumours article referenced at the bottom.

Rupert Murdoch's empire has its investigative journalism afterall.

 

[TdC]

ooh mind pics firmly rooted now

 

[dysfunction]

I cannae help myself. I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry. They're talanted, rich and quite possibly short....but I hate them

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