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Dr_Weasel

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True.... I would tbh. But why the hell is she with him. Hes horrid....

Its just sick.
 

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Well to be honest, as a straight guy can get while commenting on another man, i've seen a lot worse looking guys out there. Tom ain't THAT bad.

What i'm curious is, why Tom is settling for that chick :p
 

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Dr_Weasel said:
She's lovely and he's.... he's.....

...rich? ...talented? ...not on the internet with a bunch of geeks? :)

To be fair, he's not in bad nick for someone in his forties, although he is a shortarse and possibly bats for the other side (according to scurrilous rumour mongers, not me of course, your honour)
 

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Dr_Weasel said:
True.... I would tbh. But why the hell is she with him. Hes horrid....

Its just sick.
I have no idea why she is dating multi-millionaire Tom Cruise...
 

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Will said:
I have no idea why she is dating multi-millionaire Tom Cruise...

If its just money there has to be better people than him.... Perhaps I have an irrational dislike of Tom Cruise? But IMO, hes a short arsed idiot who constantly over acts in any role hes given. I struggle to think of a Tom Cruise film in which I think the film couldn't have been improved by just casting someone else instead of him. But I suppose loads of people like him and his films so Ill Ill sit back don my flame proof suit....
 

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Maybe hes a nice guy. Maybe Ron L Hubbard has brainwashed her on Tom Cruises behalf. Possibly she liked "The Last Samurai" and decided to sleep with him. Who knows?
 

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Will said:
Maybe Ron L Hubbard has brainwashed her on Tom Cruises behalf.

Wow. Does scientology let you do that? From beyond the grave? Sign me up!
 

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DaGaffer said:
Wow. Does scientology let you do that? From beyond the grave? Sign me up!
If you pay them enough, you can do anything. :)
 

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Isn't Tom Cruise meant to be a "hunk" ? I'm not gay by the way...I just always though he was ranked up there with Brad Pitt/George Clooney, etc...

Either way..Katie Holmes is extremely cute. :(
 

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He is a very good looking guy. So I hear. But that doesn't mean I want to bum him!!!
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(christ - you all realise that admitting that a man is good looking doesn't affect your sexuality at all right*?)








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old.Tohtori said:
What i'm curious is, why Tom is settling for that chick :p

What teh Seel meant to say: "Why can't he settle for ME!? And what's a restraining order, damnit?"

Fagz0r!!11
 

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bah, besides being not-gay(tm), I'd not do anything to Mr Cruise if he sat up and begged me for it. also, now that he's messed about with Ms Holmes she's not getting any tdc-lurve either! :eek:

unless she begs that is. that's allowed when you're a girl according to section 5, paragraph 14A of the book of hot tdc sexxor.
 

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I think you should publish that book, right here on these forums.

Tom Cruise always comes across as a nice guy, and he's not exaclty a minger is he? He's short as hell, but hey, he makes good movies (IMO). Now, if he was in his late 50's and doing Holmes, that would be just wrong.
 

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He's looking great for someone in his 40's, he comes across as a genuine bloke, doesn't take himself too seriously at all (see him on Parkinson?) and he's fucking loaded.

Did i mention he's loaded?

What is there not to see in him as a significant other? I like Tom and his movies (Vanilla Sky being one of my favourites)*.

Now, had she started dating Peter Stringfellow; well, there's one ugly man. Whilst I may not have his fortunes, he'll always be one ugly motherfucker.





* I know everyone else on the planet hates it
 

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I cannae help myself. I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry. They're talanted, rich and quite possibly short....but I hate them :(
 

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No matter how nice he seems I reckon he must have a Hollywood ego to be into Scientology. He must believe he has a staggeringly important Thetan to waste all that money on it rather than spending it on injecting crack into his cock.

I'd do them both and sell the story. I have no shame.
 

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Uncle Sick said:
What teh Seel meant to say: "Why can't he settle for ME!? And what's a restraining order, damnit?"

Fagz0r!!11

Oh don't worry Unca Sick, i could never invade your territory of Tommy stalking. And the Unca Sick Lookalike Blowupdoll (tm) you gave me would wither and die in some dusty cabinet :D
 

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TdC said:
I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry.

Good call. That just gained you a reputation point :)
 

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cheers :)

Wij said:
I'd do them both and sell the story. I have no shame.

both at once, or one after the other?

Dr_Weasel said:
All is forgiven Katie.

you do realise this mean she wants half :)
 

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ooh mind pics firmly rooted now :D:D
 

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TdC said:
I cannae help myself. I hate Tom Cruise. Just like I hate Michael Schumacher and Stephen Hendry. They're talanted, rich and quite possibly short....but I hate them :(


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