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Brunore
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IBTL
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What would you say or do if you saw nothing in this thread when you entered?
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Damini
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I HATE IBTL!
*Rage*
*Spasm*
*Blow up the VNBoards*
*Kill all who say IBTL*
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*Rage*
*Spasm*
*Blow up the VNBoards*
*Kill all who say IBTL*
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Belsameth
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quick, Gombur. give her a hug before she explodes
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old.Gombur Glodson
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Aaaarghh!!
*startled and tormented by the sight of the enraged moderator woman, the carebear knew that his life would never be the same again*
*startled and tormented by the sight of the enraged moderator woman, the carebear knew that his life would never be the same again*
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danskmacabre
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A guy is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts, "Could you fix the Fridge door? It won't close properly."
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Zanussi written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine!" she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"Does it look like I've got Ronseal written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of this, I'm going to the pub!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. When he arrives home, he notices that the steps are fixed. He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is also fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
"Well" she says, "when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice and very handsome young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was bake him a cake OR have sex with him."
So, what kind of cake did you bake him?", He asked.
She replied: "HELLO!!!... Do you see Mr. Kipling written on my forehead?
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Zanussi written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine!" she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"Does it look like I've got Ronseal written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of this, I'm going to the pub!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. When he arrives home, he notices that the steps are fixed. He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is also fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
"Well" she says, "when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice and very handsome young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was bake him a cake OR have sex with him."
So, what kind of cake did you bake him?", He asked.
She replied: "HELLO!!!... Do you see Mr. Kipling written on my forehead?
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old.Tohtori
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A modey joining the point discussion...with a point...*snif* Beautiful.
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old.tRoG
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i sense contradiction!
... or maybe i've just eaten to many elfies.
... or maybe i've just eaten to many elfies.
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Belsameth
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have to post...
before sleep kicks in....
can't.....ignore....the urge....
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before sleep kicks in....
can't.....ignore....the urge....
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Uncle Sick(tm)
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Harrrrr.... Sick makes the last post here for tonight.
After yet another half ding and being nearly spanked by a ghastly phantom miner....... gosh, they are aggressive feckers....
After yet another half ding and being nearly spanked by a ghastly phantom miner....... gosh, they are aggressive feckers....