What would you do?

[SAS]

Picture the scene. You wake up hearing moaning, and look outside. There's zombies everywhere. You hear the front door cave in and movement downstairs...

What would you do? :}

 

[Mellow-]

I would remember the age old phrase

"Thou canst not kill which doth not live"

...and then, i'd run for my life.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd whip out my Vulcan Mini-Gun and reduce them to doner

seriously...I'd attempt escape, only to get caught and have my brain devoured by the ones in the garden

 

[old.Kez]

Depends if they're intelligent zombies or not.

 

[haggisman]

i would quickly cover myself in haggis and pretend to be a zombie, then whilst they arent looking poor petrol down their backs, once the undead are safely scorched away i would drink a cool glass of carrot juice and read war of the worlds.

 

[bids]

I'd tell them to get back to party headquarters - I am not going to vote Labour

 

[Nibbler]

I would bake a lovely cake and give it to them.

LN: "Hello Mr Zombie, would you like this lovely cake?"

Z: "Unnnnngh"

LN: "Go on, try a bit"

Z: "Unnnnngh"

LN: "Whats that Mr Zombie? You want the recipe?"

Z: "Unnnngh"

LN: "chocolate, pink icing, cream, butter, sugar, flour..... oh and a nuclear bomb!"

Then I would run. Fast.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Kez - intelligent zombies? They're dead and have no brain - they're all stupid

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Kez - intelligent zombies? They're dead and have no brain - they're all stupid

So it really *IS* the labour party then?

 

[Nibbler]

uke:
-|- <-----------Argh a zombie!
/ \

 

[Wij]

hehe

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Half term boring, is it Nibbler?

 

[Nibbler]

Does it show?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
uke:
-|- <-----------Argh a zombie!
/ \

Yes

 

[Embattle]

Have a wank then use my new knife

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by bids
I'd tell them to get back to party headquarters - I am not going to vote Labour

lol

 

[WPKenny]

So they're dead brainless zombies? And they're bashing in the front door?

You do know these things don't really exist don't you?

 

[SoWat]

I'd send the missus down to 'see what's going on'.


hmmmn, would probably work for burglars too

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by SoWat
I'd send the missus down to 'see what's going on'.

But then you'd have to rag her necro styley?

 

[nothing]

i would send my sister to deal with it. believe me those zombies would be a pile of what ever it is zombies decompose into.

 

[old.Rostam]

"Have you been enlightend by our lord saviour "Jesus" !!!!" I will preach.


heheheh watch them run

 

[Wij]

Or you could try "FUCK ME JAMES ! FUCK ME"

hehe

 

[old.Rostam]

heheheh

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij
Or you could try "FUCK ME JAMES ! FUCK ME"

hehe

lol