What would you do ?

[Lamp]

What do you do if you realise (without a shadow of a doubt) that the person in the washroom cubicle next to you is jerking off ?

(a) Nothing. Just ignore it. Fair play to him. Let him enjoy himself. Work's shit after all. What else ya gonna do ?

(b) Cheer him when he's done

(c) Try to embarrass him (like kicking the door open, shouting out stop wanking, do a Sally met Harry orgasm, lob a toilet roll over the partition,...)

(d) Jerk off yourself. If ya can't beat em, join em

(e) Offer him some alternative choice source materials

(f) Something else

 

[Gamah]

old

 

[Lamp]

old

LMAO

 

[Ryuno]

(f) Something else

Quote Gamah and say /agree

old

/agree

 

[Sparx]

old but i would cheer him anyway when he comes out

 

[Kathal]

(f) Something else

I would start making fart noises.

 

[Infanity]

Where is the option.

"I was in the ladys washroom so it was me wanking off"

 

[Gamah]

Where is the option.

"I was in the ladys washroom so it was me wanking off"

Infanity would ask him if he needs a hand.

 

[Solo]

g) http://www.limmy.com/videos/whatwouldyoudo/

 

[Dandare]

f) Something else......Like offer him one of my eastern europeon ladies that I have recently employed to offer services in my attic to such desperate gentlemen such as this

 

[tris-]

i would do nothing.

no one did anything when it was me doing it

 

[Alan]

easy

f) take out the mobile phone switch it to movie mode, pop it over the top of the cubicle and start recording - then upload it to youtube, or just send it to the "All Staff" distribution list

but them in a git

 

[Darksword]

offer to play soggy biscuit but point out he has a headstart.

 

[Amanita]

Cheer him when he's done!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Thadius]

Id say "Every time you masterbate, god kills a kitten"

And see if he carries on

If he does, id say "Please, think of the kittens!"

If he carries on after that comment, call him a perv for wanking over kittens

 

[Dandare]

Id say "Every time you masterbate, god kills a kitten"

And see if he carries on

If he does, id say "Please, think of the kittens!"

If he carries on after that comment, call him a perv for wanking over kittens

LMFAO!!!

 

[Ezteq]

id throw a dead kitten over the partition and yell "happy now??? he fucking warned you!!!!"













secretly though i'd be a little aroused untill it was all over and the comic book store guy from the simpsons walked out

 

[ilaya]

i'd keep saying Anne Widecombe so he got a mental picture

 

[Blackjack]

Probably gather all the toilet rolls i could and systematicly lob them into his cube, just to get the answer to the question "how many rolls of toilet paper does it take to kill an erection"

 

[Dandare]

i'd keep saying Anne Widecombe so he got a mental picture

Nah Christina Hamilton for that..........well it worked for the bear

 

[DocWolfe]

make really loud farting noises and groan... umph that hurt

 

[liloe]

(f) Something else.

Sit down on the toilet, get out the cell phone, call a friend and tell him in a loud voice that I'm just laughing my ass off cause the guy besides me is jerking off atm.

 

[Lamp]

(f) Something else.

Sit down on the toilet, get out the cell phone, call a friend and tell him in a loud voice that I'm just laughing my ass off cause the guy besides me is jerking off atm.

LOL if the guy who was having a wank answered the phone !

 

[Sparx]

id throw a dead kitten over the partition and yell "happy now??? he fucking warned you!!!!"

LOL this one wins

 

[Bahumat]

H) Jerk off as fast as you, just as your abouts to explode, kick his door down and in a Jay and Silent Bob style say BONGGGGG and blow your jizz all over him!

 

[Spis]

H) Jerk off as fast as you, just as your abouts to explode, kick his door down and in a Jay and Silent Bob style say BONGGGGG and blow your jizz all over him!

i told you to get help

 

[Bracken]

i'd keep saying Anne Widecombe so he got a mental picture

Winner by a mile