What vegetable can you use to polish a shoe?

[Nate]

A BANANA!!!!!

How To Polish Shoes With A Banana (Beauty & Style: Clothing & Shoe Care)

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edit - I MEAN ****ING FRUIT YOU STUPID **** **** YOU!

 

[ilaya]

banana tho... uhhhhh

dont you watch QI?

 

[Nate]

no i don't

 

[Vladamir]

A grapefruit!

What do i win?

 

[Ormorof]

or you could just use shoe polish? or would that be too radical

 

[Nate]

Shoe polish is like part of conglomorization, don't conglomoratize! FREE THE WHALE!

 

[Lamp]

water melon

 

[collegien]

A Kitten Great buffing tool.
Unusual vegetable too.

 

[Laddey]

virgin juice.

 

[Rubric]

virgin juice.

Virgin coke was only good for cleaning your shoes with tbh so Virgin Juice is probably the same.

 

[Laddey]

Virgin coke was only good for cleaning your shoes with tbh so Virgin Juice is probably the same.

Possibly! How does one obtain some virgin juice though?

 

[Nate]

Do what you want coz a Pirate is free, you are a Pirate.

 

[Ezteq]

OMG do NOT try this!!!

youll attract feet monkeys

 

[Tasslehoff]

Kiwi apparently is good too!

 

[Levin]

OMG do NOT try this!!!

youll attract feet monkeys

Own experience?

 

[gohan]

wont the shoes then stink of rotting bannanananananannananas