What to get the other half for Valentines?

[collegien]

Problem Solved

Sky News Pictures - Booze Bra



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[old.Tohtori]

Absolutely marvelous, now to get my other half from somewhere...

*looks in the closet*
*looks in the cabinet*
*looks in the shower*
*looks in the fridge*
*pouts*

 

[tierk]

hahahahahah that is awesome esp the beer belly one. I wonder if i can get one for out here it would work wonders at some of the dry- boozless - parties you have to endure out here and i would fit right in with all the other fat fuckers that live /work out here.

 

[Ezteq]

lol isn't that most mens dreams to have a booby filled with beer?


or in some cases just a booby...

or even just a beer will do if pushed.

 

[tris-]

tbh id rather just have a normal pair of tits. fuck the booze

 

[Ezteq]

tbh id rather just have a normal booze. And fuck the pair of tits

corrected pour vous!
xxxx

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I'm gonna make some room in the fridge.

 

[tris-]

fraid not ez. i dont drink like i used to

 

[Ezteq]

you mean you dont use a beer helmet any more?

just had an image of you going in to a bar and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred hehehe

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why doens't tris- want to "f*ck the pair of tits"?

Confused here, as what EQ said "tbh id rather just have a normal booze. And f*ck the pair of tits" sounds rather nice.

 

[swords]

I was thinking precisely the same thing...

 

[tris-]

i dont fuck tits like i used to either.

 

[Laddey]

lol

Valentines day is a waste. It's a reason for people who are married and cant get abit off their wife to actually get some. If you're sexually active then fuck valentines day!

(no offence to people who arn't getting any!!)

 

[CorNokZ]

All you're getting is your right hand you fagget

 

[Laddey]

All you're getting is your right hand you fagget

I'm getting your sister

 

[CorNokZ]

Good luck! All I have is a big brother and he is on his way to Afghanistan atm, so I'm guessing if you made a move on him he'd pound you to the ground


m8r..

 

[old.Tohtori]

All you're getting is your right hand you fagget

Stop calling your wong that!

I'm getting your sister

Hope you like some special meat in your loveburger, 'cause the CorNokZ family is not your run-of-the-mill appendage people.

You want a sister, but you're getting a mister.

 

[Laddey]

Good luck! All I have is a big brother and he is on his way to Afghanistan atm, so I'm guessing if you made a move on him he'd pound you to the ground


m8r..

My brothers bigger than your brother. My daddys bigger than your daddy. Your mums uglier than my mum.

m8r.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My brothers bigger than your brother. My daddys bigger than your daddy. Your mums uglier than my mum.

m8r.

Yeah but, CorNokZ is danish, what's your mothers excuse?

 

[Laddey]

Yeah but, CorNokZ is danish, what's your mothers excuse?

pffft, that's no excuse for being a mistake!

 

[CorNokZ]

No family talk today guys.. Please..

 

[old.Tohtori]

No family talk today guys.. Please..

Righto. Didn't mean to poke any such issue.

 

[CorNokZ]

Np mate.. I kinda started it..

 

[Laddey]

No family talk today guys.. Please..

Dont call me a faggot then, faggot!