125 dollar....thats 77 english pounds....hmmm.....I'd probably take a friend & spend it down the Rajasthan Indian Restaurant on Upper Thames Street. Awesome food (but very expensive)
It'd probably kill you and me..chuck norris however would have the 10 pre-bacon'd 100kg pigs fight him to the death. He would then follow by slicing them up in to the primals, boning out and de-rinding the loins/belly then curing them for at least 11 days to get rid of the shitty salty taste you find in supermarkets he would probably smoke them aswell (as unsmoked bacon is for gheys) in a chuck hand made smoking mansion made out of one 10,000 year old oak tree. Then he would eat them all in one massive sarny.
Or possibly 2 midgets, some chloroform, a car battery, some jumper cables, some police-issue handcuffs, a soundproofed basement and the element of surprise.
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