what the flurpin schmurp!

[Ezteq]

ok so im doing my online banjo lesson (coming along nicely, im frailing now!) and all of a sudden my montior goes blank and when i wiggle the mouse to get the picture back the blue bar thats usually running horizontally at the bottom of the screen (you know the one that holds the time and date etc) is now vertical up the side of my screen.... tbh


me lo likey!

can someone tell me how to undo this monstrosity please?

 

[tris-]

click, hold and drag back down.

sounds like you get power saving set to switch the monitor off. then youve wiggled the mouse while holding down left button, and dragged the bar up.

i aint a forensic scientist slash lawyer for nothing ffs!

they should get me on csi with skillz like this.

 

[Ezteq]

cor bugger me would you look at that rofl i was clicking all over the place trying to fix it hehehe


cheers trissybaby!



OK PEOPLES CRISIS OVER, YOU MAY RESUME YOUR BUSINESS, STAND BACK FOLKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

 

[tris-]

MOVE ALONG

ffs

 

[Ezteq]

*puts out cones*

 

[pikeh]

what is life?

 

[Huntingtons]

tiny things i pump your mom full with all day long sonnie.

 

[- English -]

lol ez

 

[Sharma]

I get calls like this from some people every now and again.

I wish it was easier to retrain myself from laughing at them.

 

[Ezteq]

dont laugh at us man, its not our fault we're noobs


*sings*

heeeeal the nooo...ooo.oo...b let them know its noobish time!

 

[Sharma]

Singing the liveaid song with alternate words doesn't work.

 

[Ezteq]

Singing the liveaid song with alternate words doesn't work.

Orly?

memememee.... all together now...

There comes a time when we need a certain noob
When the world must come together as one
There are people getting pwned
Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to Ez
The greatest noob of all

We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somehow will soon make a change
We're all a part of Deebs’s great big family
And the truth - you know rep is all we need

( CHORUS )
We are the noobs, we are the noobish
We are the ones who make a helpdesk cry
so let's start Alt + Tabbing
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own word documentation
It's true we'll make a gigantic cock up
Just call IT

Well, send to their in box
So they know that someone /cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As Deebs has shown us
By turning stoners to porn net works
And so we all must lend a helping hand..cream

( REPEAT CHORUS )

When you're chodax or dukat
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fire wall
Well, well, well, let's realize
That one change can only come
When we see real online boobieeees…or a bum

( REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE )

 

[old.Tohtori]

You want something really freaky? Hold left button, drag that bar UP, then press on minimize, which usually makes windows go down to taskbar, and watch your brain explode.

 

[Huntingtons]

tried. no exploding. dissapointed.

 

[Lamp]

online banjo lesson ?

Is that a euphemism for giving the vertical bacon sandwich a bit of the old kit-kat treatment ?