What realm?

[Derric]

Let's have a different kind of discussion instead of all the flaming for once

What realm do you people think is the most gay one?

Albion - Lots of guys in tight leather

or

Midgård - Lots of leatherclad "hunters" with big "spears"

or

Hibernia - Lots of guys wearing dresses and hugging trees

 

[old.Lianuchta]

Albs for sure. All brightly colored plate and stuff all very camp tbh

 

[Arlone]

*cheers at another chanse to point fingers at derric*

Well, in albion it's the cursed infs that makes the whole realm look gay. Specially those thrusters of course - never know what or where your thrusts will end up Derric

Midgard has some funny troll/kobold thing going on, but thats just their saddo-background (don't think they are all that gay). They seem to be the kind that likes to whip eachother bloody and scream evil scandinavian town-names at their partners.

Hibbies, 90% transvestites with a strange loving for trees and small bugs called lurikeens. The fish-heads got nothing going for them so I'd be supriced if they even found a partner - female, male, bug or tree.

tip of the day: if you ever manage to spot a lurikeen transvestite in the frontiers just moon him and then stomp on his head while he's still in chock)

 

[Fafnir]

Alibon of course, even saw a tinhead male in almost all pink armor...

Hell yea, whips are nice... :whip:

 

[listepik]

midgard is freakishly perverted, albion is gay, and hibernia is just, well..... creepy

 

[Fafnir]

Just admit it that you have fantasies about a big brutish troll, whiping your ass....

Think we need to give Hibernia a new name...

Hippyerina

 

[erl]

Hibernia wins this contest by far. I remember the first time I died in Yggdra. A big _ugly_ firbolg stood beside my corpse. Looked like a giant baby. Really creepy.

Imagine a bolg and keen having a good time in bed. One over-grown baby and a midget old man. Icky. uke:

 

[Orin Askhammare]

I have one word for you: Minstrels

I always get evil visions of grown men in tights prancing about the countryside playing with their "flute". I usually run like hell when I see, or even worse, hear one. After getting away the first thing I do is uke:

Can you sing YMCA?

 

[Damon_D]

Well Bolg's have to be the ugliest critters around , I once made one on Excal , and only lvl'd him to lvl 2 before deleting him, he just looked like a molten rubber git, maybe us troll's dont look to cool either , but atleast we look treathning , and not like a Rubber toy after an hour in the microwave oven

 

[Orin Askhammare]

Originally posted by Damon Doombring
Well Bolg's have to be the ugliest critters around , I once made one on Excal , and only lvl'd him to lvl 2 before deleting him, he just looked like a molten rubber git, maybe us troll's dont look to cool either , but atleast we look treathning , and not like a Rubber toy after an hour in the microwave oven

What in Odin's name do you mean when you say trolls don't look cool? We are very sexy! Who wouldn't want to be snuggled by a troll?!? Everytime I'm in Hibernia I got lots of em little lurikeens chasing me! It's my damn sex appeal I tell ya! I mean what woman could resist this great big hunk of a troll eh? And with our big strong hands we can give great massages too.

 

[old.Jadow]

Trolls look like giant hamsters.

Lurikeens look like satans little helpers. (Even if they do go down faster than me after two babychams).

Sorry guys but they creep me out completely.

Most Camp realm by far has to be albion though, even the zombies in camelot hills wiggle their hips.

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Order of The Knights Templar

 

[Melodic]

Am I the only one who gets pissed off when people use the word gay to mean something which is lame?

Wouldn't be so bad if the word didn't already apply to many thousands of people all across the world who are anything but lame, and I know that the modern day use of the word is not the strictly correct one either.

And yes I do have a sense of humour, but how much uproar would there be if someone else used, for example, the word black, or jew, or woman to mean what you were trying to get at in this post?

 

[klavrynd]

Friar's must be the Church of Albion's sex slaves

Their "trainer" gives them leather robes to wear as a gift....

 

[old.Jadow]

Melodic - fair comment. Hence I replaced it with the term 'camp'. A hangover from silly old hacker days means I often use the word 'gay' to mean lame or something without thinking. It's not really on though, and I make the effort to stop.

Nuff Said.

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Order of The Knights Templar

 

[Nala Lionne]

Hmm, in this thread, they are actually talking about which realm is most gay-homosexual not gay-lame ... I think

Personally I'd say alb, as I've seen mobs having a kiss when people aren't looking. Zombies in mithra, and a few moor liches from time to time in Lyonesse. They really do go at it when peoples backs are turned. I've got a screen of the zombies getting off, but no uploadabilitiyness.

 

[erl]

I've got some nice pics of a Firbolg doing kinky things in the middle of the zombie camp in yggdra. Wanna trade?

 

[Nala Lionne]

Hmm, that's something I'd rather not see

thanks anyways

 

[erl]

Aww, thought I finally found one who got turned on by the same things as me. But I guess I'll have to keep looking.

 

[Derric]

Wonder how anyone could misinterpret this post that much,Melodic.
I never wanted to piss someone off,just tried to make a little joke instead of all "your realm s00k and my dad has a bigger axe than yours"posts on these boards.

 

[Xtro]

Hey Derric dont worry - tis a good thread and we know what you meant

 

[Roalith]

Originally posted by old.Jadow
Melodic - fair comment. Hence I replaced it with the term 'camp'. A hangover from silly old hacker days means I often use the word 'gay' to mean lame or something without thinking. It's not really on though, and I make the effort to stop.

Nuff Said.

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Order of The Knights Templar

This coming from one of the most tightly-leather clad members of the realm...



Edit: I'm inclined to agree with the Albion slant on it though. You can't get anything more freudian than a thrusting polearmsman...

 

[- Pathfinder -]

A big weapon is a blatant attempt to compensate for something else.. Geez, wonder what that could be

 

[old.windforce]

Mids MUST be gay!

ever seen a female troll?

 

[Tar-Aldarion]

Lol!!!

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by old.windforce
Mids MUST be gay!

ever seen a female troll?

Yes!! In yggdra once I killed a female troll. Should have got a screen, the only female troll I have ever seen.

As for the camp thing, it's got to be Albion purely for us having Derric

 

[listepik]

Gay means happy, too..

<cough>

 

[Derric]

Yes, yes..infils are very..hmm..happy..yes...happy it is

 

[old.windforce]

love this thread

I heard Midgard has its Troll darkroom, they punish Lurikeens in it

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Well, infiltrators are, well, gay... and gay. Running around in tight latex outfits and doing the YMCA while normal people try to bash this or that Epic mob, geez, those people are freaks

 

[ivan_russky]

Short guide to Albion nocturnal lifestyles

...Why nocturnal ? well does anyone think its viable to fight each other 24/7.. people gotta have some other means of wicked entertainment... due to pop feeling that nocturnal environment prostrates the true face of every DaoC monkey, sometime after 2 am on any given day all classes reveal their true selves.

Albion:

Cabalist - aka Sado- Maso, During daytime cabalist is a mage who perfrms all kinds of cheap tricks which arent particularly usefull to anyone as yet, likes to play with clay and drink cider. Nocturnal lifestyle includes creating a golem to perform sadomic acts with the cabalist which he/ she ,although denies, enjoys since that is the only thing that makes their day.

Sorcerer - aka Mistress/Overlord, daytime rota is quite busy with all the charming and messmerising effects they have up for grabs.
Nocturnal life mainly consists of getting new slaves for ever growing harem.. only devil knows what kind of acts are being performed in one of these establishments.. by far the sickest minds of all belong to sorcerers.

Wizards/ theurgists - aka Frigid, their regular daytime routine comes down to throwing various spells at things, which they enjoy way too much in fact that occupies pretty much all of their time so no other life for wizards can possibly be considered apart from maybe debating over a bottle of rum with him/herself.

Armsman/ Merc - aka Portable torture chamber, daily job is to get hit a lot and say nothin... because what good can come out of a person whos brains have degraded to the size of an ant. Nightly takes the pain off by drinking and riding ... occasionally visits a pub called 'Mein Kampf' which is very famous for following De Sads experiments.

Paladin - aka Inquisitor, day by day his silent shouts of his gimpness reach noone... ' please.. o please' prays he in vain ' answer me o mighty Lord' but theres never an answer ' please ... o mighty GOAd answer me... why am i so gimped'. In their attempt to avenge the inborne gimpness they organised a cult of Inquisitors that basically does everything from 'baptising' heretics to drunken 'know thy cultmate' nights... where the phrase ' you are so gay' takes on a whole new meaning.

Friar/ Infiltrator - aka Fetishist. Daily job is different for each of them, one sneaks into enemys backyard ...errrm and backstabs with his ...errm thruster . The other drinks till he falls over chanting 'GOAd bless you my child and this wine'. At nite they are proud members of 'The men in tights' club who praise the lord for giving them leather and dye... Probably the only club that can be considered normal by day-to-day standards. The evenings are usually sponsored by one of the top elven model agencies... where guests buy leatherclad mistresses.

Scout - aka Robbie Wood . Another 'men in tights' enthusiast unfortunately he doesnt get let in since he recons that studs make them look more manly. Otherwise absolutely same as the other bunch. during the day loves snooping around enemys 'backyard'

Cleric - aka Padre < any references to character names are unintentional > < Padre Prydwen , Proud member of Phoenix Legion >
Fav and most pop phrase ' Praise our mighty GOAd' , true followers of faith and regretfully serenity. Deep down they hate themselves for wearing robes of clergy.... nocturnal call is too much for them.... so the only option they are left with is Postal Pigeon sex < as in Phone sex equivalent of mid ages >

PS : This post is meant as a prank please do not get offended and do not draw lines from this to RL .... any conciding facts / names/ professions are accidental. Any religeon concerning remarks are not serious < im a christian aurthodox > meant as a joke.


......Work is geting on my nerves today more than usual ... only GOAd knows why the heck i wrote this... maybe its cause im still hungover....