What noise would...

Will

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...a zombie orang utan make? Or a generic zombie ape? Would it be an ook, or a groaning noise, or some crazy combination?
 

leggy

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It would be a lethargic sounding 'ook' with a small throat gargle at the end for good measure.
 

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What if it was one of those smart apes, trained by a crazy scientist who couldnt have any kids of their own? Then it wouldn't grunt at all, but make threatening sign language at you.
 

Will

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Pfft, zombies couldn't do sign language. They wouldn't remember the correct sign language for BRAINZZZZZZ after zombification.
 

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It depends how much research the Umbrella Corp. has done that year Will. Advanced sign language killer ape zombies are a definite possibility
 

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This depends on which type of Zombie you prefer. Personally I'm a slow shuffling zombie man, in which case your monkeys would be grrrring.

YouTube - Day of the Dead

Warning - NSFW cos its a bit gory.
 

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I've always preferred the shambling types myself aswell :)
It doesn't matter what you do, because there are so many of them, and they don't sleep or tire ... :-(
 

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...a zombie orang utan make? Or a generic zombie ape? Would it be an ook, or a groaning noise, or some crazy combination?

Hmm, i think thee are zombie apes in Resident Evil 0

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Needed to post a link
 

TdC

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I think it's going to hiss, most of the time. sometimes it may gurgle :/
 

evzy

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Dunno, I usually shoot em before they make much noise..

Damn peskey zombie monkehs down the bottom of meh garden :(
 

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In a similar zombie-animal train of thought, what would a zombie bumble bee do?

Sting someone once then annoyingly rub it's arse against your arm?

Zombie wasps would be right little shits as well :(
 

Wazzerphuk

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T'would make the sound of of air leaving Wij's bumhole as TdC removes..... objects.
 

TdC

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and right off talking about my....objects o0
 

Wazzerphuk

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It's just not a Wazz post if it doesn't mention something to do with teedles, wij, spooge or bumsecks. :D
 

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