What is testicle cancer supposed to feel like?

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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Heh, realy Im seriously wondering.. Dunno where else to ask this and I havent
tried looking it up on the internet as I can only imagine the ammount of gay porn
Id get hits on and possibly have to look at to get this info :p


Anyhow Iv heard that you can feel for lumps but, how are these supposed to feel?
any partucular sensation?
And are these lumps supposed to be in/on the "sack" or on the accual "ball"?

thankyou :p
 

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Kokelimonkelmedisin said:
Heh, realy Im seriously wondering.. Dunno where else to ask this and I havent
tried looking it up on the internet as I can only imagine the ammount of gay porn
Id get hits on and possibly have to look at to get this info :p


Anyhow Iv heard that you can feel for lumps but, how are these supposed to feel?
any partucular sensation?
And are these lumps supposed to be in/on the "sack" or on the accual "ball"?

thankyou :p

ask your doctor? :touch:
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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hmmm well Iv read both the links, ty btw.

and seemes like its supposed to be on the accual "ball" alltho it might be read as
if it can occur on the walls of the "sack" allso however what Im feeling seemes like
hmm well its smaller than a pea and seemes like its on the chord thingy that carries the sperm.

hmm its probably nothing, its a bit worrying that its most common on the right side tho.
Cause thats where what I am feeling is ^^
 

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Lets see, I wonder if there is anyway to link this subject to whining about the fact minstrels dont get physical defence...anyone wanna help?
 

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I got it!!!

Ball Sack...Ball Sack...Wall Hack...Hackers..Radar Users...Finding me....killing me because I dont have PD!!
 

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Whatever it is GO THE DOCTOR!!!

Caught early, it's dead easy to cure, caught late i.e. when one of your bollocks is the size of an orange, it's game over.
 

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Kokelimonkelmedisin said:
hmmm well Iv read both the links, ty btw.

and seemes like its supposed to be on the accual "ball" alltho it might be read as
if it can occur on the walls of the "sack" allso however what Im feeling seemes like
hmm well its smaller than a pea and seemes like its on the chord thingy that carries the sperm.

hmm its probably nothing, its a bit worrying that its most common on the right side tho.
Cause thats where what I am feeling is ^^

it could be something as simple as a cyst formed in there or an infection, but go see your doctor, the longer you leave it the worse it can be. It's nothing to be embarrassed about, doctors see much worse (you want potential embarrassment i could tell you what i've been through over the last 1.5 years :( )

Always get these things checked out by a professional, just in case. 99 percent sure it will be nothing bad, but if it isn't then it's best to get it treated as early as possible.
 

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yer cant stress enough m8, if in doubt go see the doc.
 

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yaruar said:
it could be something as simple as a cyst formed in there or an infection, but go see your doctor, the longer you leave it the worse it can be. It's nothing to be embarrassed about, doctors see much worse (you want potential embarrassment i could tell you what i've been through over the last 1.5 years :( )

Always get these things checked out by a professional, just in case. 99 percent sure it will be nothing bad, but if it isn't then it's best to get it treated as early as possible.

yea looking like that yuri guy out of C&C :D
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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I started pondering this the more I think about it the more freaked I get, think I might
have the thing it said in the link where u get reduced spermcount allso, lol.

I just feel weird about going into the doc's office and when he asks me what it is
Im like: "hey would you take a look at my package" :p


oh well, guess Il have to go now to be on the safe side.


And if it is cancer and they have to take a nut I know a cool nickname I can have ^^

Edit: Wonder if I can sell it aferwards allso, maybe on ebay?
Testicle in a jar.
 

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Kokelimonkelmedisin said:
I just feel weird about going into the doc's office and when he asks me what it is
Im like: "hey would you take a look at my package" :p

S'ok though - he won't feel wierd about you saying it, I mean you both have the same plumbing after all... :)

Actually I tend to get a lot of women ask me the same thing...

And before you ask guys - no you can't have my job :D
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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hehe I wouldnt want to have that job, beeing around sick people all day...
that would make me depressed

not to mention that it would probably make me feel sick if every day some old
tard came in and asked me to look at her fleshwound.


hmm but feeling for boob cancer with the younger ones might make it worth it tho
its just that you have to watch yourselves so you dont get a hardon
or you will get yourselves fiered ^^
 

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If it helps my wife said she's no expert but she will take a look at it for you.

Seriously mate get to the vet.
They see loads of stuff like this and to them its no bigger a deal than if you went in and said "I've got a sore arm".
 

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Rookiescot said:
If it helps my wife said she's no expert but she will take a look at it for you.

Seriously mate get to the vet.
They see loads of stuff like this and to them its no bigger a deal than if you went in and said "I've got a sore arm".
go to the vet eh? will they stick him in a little cage clip his teeth and nails for him while thier at it :)
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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heh well if your wife lives in Norway Id say ok would save me about 20£ :)

anyhow thanks for all the replies guys, if anything at least you got me to take it seriously
 

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Dude, if it's ANYTHING to do with your 'wedding tackle' get it seen pronto.
I would imagine that cancer of the testicles would be painful.
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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Binky the Bomb said:
Dude, if it's ANYTHING to do with your 'wedding tackle' get it seen pronto.
I would imagine that cancer of the testicles would be painful.

dont think it has to be (at least thats what it says on Tildas webby)
and Im not in any pain, Im just a bit sore
after over-fondeling obsessing over this thing thats all ^^
 

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hmm, this shit freaked me out once, so i looked into it a lot... my old PE teacher had it, and he had a bollock removed...

got some advice off my nurse, told me to check my nutsack everytime i have a shower, eat healthily, excersise regularly, no these aint cures, but its proven that a healthy lifestyle can dramatically help in the prevention of all kinds of cancers, and really aids in the healing process if you do get unlucky.

i don think ive got cancer, but everytime i check, i get paranoid incase something has developed overnight ;o

if there is ANYTHING abnormal, that doesent feel right, anything, jus get it checked, if your embarressed to wap em out infront of the doc, you can ask for a nurse examination (thats what i did, and she was foxy as hell too!) she gave me the old cough and wobble test, which i passed with flying colours apparently

:eek6:
 

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and to the above posters, really need to give this guy a break, this can be one of the most difficult things to talk about for any teenager, why talk to your parents or doctor about it when you can come to a community you feel a part of and know you wont get ripped for asking something personal

hell, i know i woulda chose this method instead of going to see my very intimidating GP given the choise.
 

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I know its hard, but seriously, just go.

My sister was on a walking holiday, she came home and had a lump on her neck. She was admitted to hospital the same day, given a biopsy (they take a sample of it to test if it really is cancer) and sent home. She started chemo the next week.
Basicly the faster you catch it, the easier and quicker it is to get rid of. (sisters fine now btw ;) )

2 pieces of advice.

1) Either phone for an appointment, or, write down the type of appointment you want "I would like an emergency appointment please". The receptionist may well ask you what its for( they do that). So phone is good, and if you go in, paper is good too, so you dont have to announce to the whole waiting room that " I need a Dr to look at my testicles please!" when the poor dear dosn't hear you first time ;)

2) Don't feel compelled to tell your parents straight away, sure, tell them if your really close etc. Others may disagree with me here, but until its confirmed, personally i wouldnt tell them if I was in your situation. It may firstly lead to intimate sessions with your dad just to check :S and secondly may cause them a lot of worry which you may feel slightly silly about telling them if its nothing. I mean part of me thinks that, sure tell your parents they'll want to know, but the other part just thinks of the potential problems. I'd probably end up telling them if it was me, because both of them being Dr's they'ed probably want to know. Although i certainly would not let them check out my bits, i'd leave that between me and my Dr. :S

Assuming you didnt see your doctor today, phone them tomorrow at 8:30, they'll be opening appointments and if you ask for an emergency one, you'll get seen the next day. Being worried you might have cancer, definetly does warrent an emergency appointment. Then by the end of tomorrow you'll know one way or another.
If you want a friendly face, i guess you could ask a sibling or a parent to come, but your the patient remember that means you can ask them to stand outside or something.

If you have any more questions, either write here or PM me.

Tilda
 

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side note: cancer isnt always painfull.
Cancer itself is where a cell goes a bit nuts and splits forming lots of new cells, so you get a surplus of cells.(see picture) The cells themselves are part of your bodies tissue so your body dosnt react against them, and theres not always pain.
n.b. picture is VERY simplified, and probably highly inacurate, it is also not to scale!

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No Tilda that's a great drawing.

'Adds to his new book 'medical science for toddlers'

I tried to colour it in but kept going over the lines with my wax crayon.

:)
 

Binky the Bomb

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Whatever the problem with your love spuds are dude, GET THEM CHECKED!
As the old saying goes, "look after your wedding tackle, your wifes best friend!"
 

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Rookiescot said:
If it helps my wife said she's no expert but she will take a look at it for you.

Seriously mate get to the vet.
They see loads of stuff like this and to them its no bigger a deal than if you went in and said "I've got a sore arm".

Can she check mine for the hell of it two ? I need pictures first to see how qualified she is thou. :D

Seriously thou, thats one kind lady and one top bloke to let his wife do this. Most guys go emerald the second a guy looks at there wife in relation to there meat and 2 veg.

As for the problem.

Kokelimonkelmedisin said:
I just feel weird about going into the doc's office and when he asks me what it is
Im like: "hey would you take a look at my package" :p

Well talking about something like this over the internet, while it may seem easier as your not actually in the same room as anybody who post's, is just as hard. If you could start this post, you can go see your doctor. I'll get my bro, he's a training Nurse yes ofc I slag him constantly, and ask for his advice for you to maybe check some stuff your self or symthoms etc.
 

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your doctor could be ill and a really nice looking fill in woman could be there instead causing you to get horribly aroused. Hope that makes you feel better :p
 

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