What if...

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

By Kez


.. but its UT.

do ya have a prob with UT? HEH? HEH?

Oh, u do. Never mind...

 

[old.Japes]

Hey, what about the "shrink ray" gun from Duke Nukem? Just shrink the bastards and stamp on 'em.

Job done.

Lighting your farts would be pretty cool - Ripley used a flamethrower in Aliens, so that would fit. Mind you, your backside would be burnt to a crisp pretty quickly.. hehe

 

[Wij]

You could always try wit and charm.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wij
You could always try wit and charm.

He'd need to get some first

 

[Wij]

Well duh

 

[bodhi]

Easy. Plasma Gun from Doom. Stand there and take the entire planet out. And when you run out of ammo, break out the minigun from Serious Sam.

 

[old.jigga]

Originally posted by Japes
Hey, what about the "shrink ray" gun from Duke Nukem? Just shrink the bastards and stamp on 'em.

Job done.

If you trod on them wouldn't your feet/legs melt from the acid?

how bout a LvL 3 SG from TFC, or even a LvL 2?

 

[*Kornholio*]

How about a hi-tech weapon with AI that could equal jigga's IQ... oh wait, that would be a pebble....

 

[old.jigga]

now what did i do to deserve that?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by jigga
haha you moron, the sollie had gone i saw him jump off the side. so you got me killed by the medic by NOT MOVING, you fucking lamer. you get your own team KILLED. and your not good at all, so fuck you. and i was saying that to player, as it was M.O.P dumbass you fucking retard. and who had the support of the server? ME, you got me killed, i shot you off the roof, fair is fair. i want a fight you and me. and fi your in FURY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA just wait till i tell norfrost how lame you are. oh wow 20 kills after 4 minutes, you fucking liar no one had 20 kills dumbass, wheres your PROOF?

 

[old.jigga]

and what has that got to do with you?

 

[stu]

I'd take Glynners. He's the biggest weapon I know.

(ps: if that doesn't make any sense to you, don't worry. It just means you're a southern puff )

 

[(Shovel)]

*throws GLynners @ Stu*

how far South?

 

[DAN200]

Originally posted by Kez
Er, I'd go with the xbow from HL(DM/SP) with the zoom bind 'cheat'

If were using console comands cant we just type /GOD ?
Alternatively we could do /NOCLIP and fly back home via the glitch dimension. Actually, stuff all that, im typing CHANGELEVEL HOME.BSP and being beams strait there.

 

[Summo]

Dan! Can I just say how much more youthful and rugged you're looking these days. And your hair's grown back...

 

[DAN200]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Dan! Can I just say how much more youthful and rugged you're looking these days. And your hair's grown back...

Well, I was looking around some of the old Black Mesa files the other day and I discovered some of the Administrators abandoned plans for a cloning device, and, after much pondering, I decided to clone myself into that Freeman bloke who ran away during the accident, and I must say I look a lot better for it.

PS. youve changed a bit yourself since you had that old Tony Blair avatar

 

[Summo]

You wub him. You want to be him.

 

[DAN200]

I think you're mistaken, i want to be supreme dictator of the world, not PM, and DEFINATELY not Tony Blair.

 

[Summo]

Fair enough, Gordon Freeman. All I know is he's been killing my buddies...

 

[DAN200]

Who? Tony Blair??? Shouldn't The UN be hearing about this???

 

[(Shovel)]

how many lives are you leading Mr Someguy?

 

[Summo]

Naaah... they've got it all tied up. 'Sall politics.

 

[DAN200]

Ahh 'tis.

 

[(Shovel)]

*nods in agreement and wonders if he should go back and read the previous page*