What if...

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SAS

Guest
These proved popular before so here's another:

As you walk down the street you suddenly stop as the world around you goes black. Before you can even think about what is happening to you a white light blinds you.

As you open your eyes you find yourself in a hall way, a scene taken straight from Aliens. As you hear the hissing sound of nearby aliens you look down to see a note which reads:

"Name a weapon from your chosen game and it will appear"

Question is what weapon would you call up? Baring in mind your flesh and blood atm so a BFG might kick ass but could hurt you (and it has a shite reload time :) )
 
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shabazz

Guest
we all know the answer to this...

the Railgun :D


Although in retrospect, the aliens got acid blood, so ure kinda screwed anyway :D
 
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Wij

Guest
I'd just have a small potato peeler and rip em to bits with that cos I'm rock anyway :D
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Crossbow from Deus Ex armed with Tranquilizer darts - you know it makes sense. :)
 
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Wij

Guest
I hear shitty sticks are great for beating things off with.
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
Id call up an airstrike (from Opposing Forces)

an do just about as much damage as a potato peeler (in the right hands)
 
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old.Rostam

Guest
AR15firing.gif


Problem solved.
 
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Mellow-

Guest
I could be original and say the smart gun out of the game AvP, i mean it does aim for you after all :)

Or i could say the chaingun out of Quake 2...

Or i could be completely unrealistic and have a random kitchen utensil
 
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old.frankie

Guest
I would say the Five-Seven pistol from CS

:)
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
Dwarf-Launcher from my mind ! :)

Your mind seems a sick and twisted place.

(Only 4 more posts to go)
 
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Ch3tan

Guest
I would have to agree wiht the railgun, it would be so damn hot it would heal the ound and stop the acid flowing, while still killing the alien scum.

Only prob is the delay between shots and missing.

YOu would of course need the ultimate sniper backup, the good ole deagle.
 
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old.Kez

Guest
I suppose I ought to participate rather than just say fuckoff.

Er, I'd go with the xbow from HL(DM/SP) with the zoom bind 'cheat' :)

Go cheaty kills on aliens!
 
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Nibbler

Guest
First choice: The C4 briefcase bomb from HL Science and Industry

Second choice: Throwing knifes

Third choice: HE grenade. Actually, no, since I usually do this with 'em in cs:
grenade.gif
 
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old.deathmask

Guest
tfc engies spanner, twat the b*stard round the head and run like the buggery, a tactical manuver known as getting the fuck away from the sodding great alien dude.


if you took a gun, would any of us people know how the hell to reload it though?:rolleyes: :D




[and yes, i edited it cos i can't spell]
 
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old.Duck-Tape_(uk)

Guest
Gota be the minigun from UT
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... move around with it, does high damage over short time, can't hurt urself unless u get a m8 to turn it on u, and u look so friggin COOL!
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Custy

Guest
A tin of baked beans.

If you are walking down a corridor you can blow the bastard away
 
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mookie

Guest
umm ummm 2 of my fave weapons in any gamme.. Q2 SSG for pure fucking punch close range it just kicks ass or laser-aided fusion mortar stylee on T2 RAH! :D
 
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Summo

Guest
That nuke weapon from Goldeneye.

You know? That N64 game? Made by Nintendo? Named because they sold 64 units? YOU know. Nintendo.

Aww, forget it.
 
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old.Duck-Tape_(uk)

Guest
That nuke weapon from Goldeneye.

You know? That N64 game? Made by Nintendo? Named because they sold 64 units? YOU know. Nintendo.

Aww, forget it.

All my friends are N64 players. They obviously have not been enlightened by the power of the PC yet...
 

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