what if you had the chance

[Bahumat]

You could always be me for that too!

He said massive cock, not massive chin!

I would be Sharma, then go round insta banning people to tarnish his good name!

Or Steven Seagal, then i'd go kick some ass

 

[pikeh]

a famous professional golfer.

/edit fuck that actually, forgot about the "one day" thing.

 

[Lamp]

Paul McKenna
Hipnotise a bunch of really hot women and....well....you know the rest

 

[Bahumat]

Paul McKenna
Hipnotise a bunch of really hot women and....well....you know the rest

What, make them fail their cycling proficiency tests?

 

[Dukat]

I cant think of anyone I'd rather be than myself That sounds really bigheaded and arrogant, but I'm just happy being me.

I guess if I could be anyone in the world just for one day I'd go for Leonidas at the Battle of Thermopylae.

Being named after a lion, being in a battle that has gone down in history as the most famous 'last stand' against increadable odds would be pretty amazing tbh!

Any one of those three days would be pretty intense to have witnessed




PS:

The only Jordan worth mentioning.

WTF IS NUMBER 33 DOING>!?!?!/12,1241klh3rthwaogivxpc

 

[Iceforge]

Now I know!

I would be Chuck Norris, because then I could do ANYTHING I wanted

 

[Wonk]

i would become any black man so i know what its like to have a massive cock

if the color black has a slimming effect, how do you know how big the cock really is?

 

[Bugz]

if the color black has a slimming effect, how do you know how big the cock really is?

?

 

[Wonk]

?

try again ;-) that one can't even measure mine.

 

[Lamp]

Of all the people you could be in teh world, you just want a black bloke with a huge cock ?

You could have a 24" dick and you'd still not get laid.

 

[Wonk]

Of all the people you could be in teh world, you just want a black bloke with a huge cock ?

You could have a 24" dick and you'd still not get laid.

ah, that's why we all should be Lamp clones. 30cm meatflute + the looks, eh?

 

[old.Tohtori]

try again ;-) that one can't even measure mine.

Aye, you need a smaller scale of numbers.

 

[Marc]

I'd be Laddey

 

[Lamp]

Seriously, I'd choose Boris Berezovsky, one of the most technically brilliant piano virtuosi alive today

Check out his Godowsky Chopin Etudes on Youtube (not that any of you will, of course, but thought I'd mention it anyway)

The Godowski Chopin Etudes are generally accepted to be in the top 5 of the most difficult pieces of piano music to play.

YouTube - [part 3 ] Berezovsky Chopin Etude Op10/4 + Godowsky version

YouTube - Berezovsky Chopin Etude Op10/1 + Godowsky version

 

[Bahumat]

Seriously, I'd choose Boris Berezovsky, one of the most technically brilliant piano virtuosi alive today

Check out his Godowsky Chopin Etudes on Youtube (not that any of you will, of course, but thought I'd mention it anyway)

The Godowski Chopin Etudes are generally accepted to be in the top 5 of the most difficult pieces of piano music to play.

YouTube - [part 3 ] Berezovsky Chopin Etude Op10/4 + Godowsky version

YouTube - Berezovsky Chopin Etude Op10/1 + Godowsky version

lol that looks crazy! He also looks like Bernard from Black Books!

Cant find the one where he hides in the piano and everyone thinks its Bernard
YouTube - Black Books - Manny and the Piano

 

[Imgormiel]

He said massive cock, not massive chin!

Who brought Jimmy Hill into this? ^_^

 

[Lamp]

BLACK BOOKS IS SUPERB !!!!!!!!

I've got all 3 series on DVD. One of my all time favourites without a doubt. Dylan Moran is hillarious ! Love it !

 

[Bahumat]

BLACK BOOKS IS SUPERB !!!!!!!!

I've got all 3 series on DVD. One of my all time favourites without a doubt. Dylan Moran is hillarious ! Love it !

He has 2 dvd's out, Dylan Moran Monster and Dylan Moran Live. You can get the box set whoop whoop!

Love Black Books and Spaced is awesome too!

 

[Lamp]

Yeah got both of his DVD's, although prefer Monster

I love his quote in Monster: "I'd sooner felate a smurf" LOLZ

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah got both of his DVD's, although prefer Monster

I love his quote in Monster: "I'd sooner felate a smurf" LOLZ

Yeah Monster is the best
I love his rant about children where he compares men and children "A child, spends his time with one finger up his nose, and one hand on his cock. Then as adults they just get taller"

 

[Lamp]

Lol...............might have to get rid of Lime Cat and replace it with Bernard Black....

 

[Bahumat]

Lol...............might have to get rid of Lime Cat and replace it with Bernard Black....

Haha think it's a worthy replacement
*starts thinking about replacing Rock Lee with Mr Bailey*

 

[Lamp]

Done

 

[Cemeterygates]

I'd probably be Gordon Brown...cut fuel prices, tighten up immigration laws and withdraw british tropps from Iraq and Afghanistan

 

[Marc]

I'd probably be Gordon Brown...cut fuel prices, tighten up immigration laws and withdraw british tropps from Iraq and Afghanistan

But then when the real Gordon Brown returns the next day he will just reverse it all

 

[Ezteq]

ok firstly...will everyone just leave my damn bean outta this!


secondly, i can't decide who i'd be so i did a small list:

oslama bin ladin and make a numa numa video for the i-net
samuel l jackson, just so i could go about doing that shout of his, i'd shout at everyone for everything
somebody tall just so i could see what the fuss was about
that guy who glided across the channel so i could glide across the channel too.
somebody called dave so whenever anyone came to the door i could yell "Dave aint here man!"
charlotte ullenbrook or simon king.

 

[Helme]

I'd be some random rich guy and make what would appear to be random donations to random people in Sweden who calls themself Helme on some random internet forum.. yeah.