what if you had the chance

[Meggey]

to be someone famous or someone you know for a day. Who would it be and why?(yes im bored)


I'd probably say Jordan a.k.a Katie Price. Or simply someone in the playboy mansion, as i'm in to modeling etc etc

 

[Imgormiel]

I like to think we are all famous enough not to answer this question as we do it every day not just for one

 

[Meggey]

;9

I like to think we are all famous enough not to answer this question as we do it every day not just for one

i said i was bored

 

[Vladamir]

I'd be Ez and flick my bean all day

 

[old.Tohtori]

The poorest person in the hardest parts of the world, just to appreciate and value what i have even more, to realise what life is really about and to feel what real hunger, cold and pain is like to put things into retrospect.



That or milla jovovich and go marry me.

 

[Meggey]

The poorest person in the hardest parts of the world, just to appreciate and value what i have even more, to realise what life is really about and to feel what real hunger, cold and pain is like to put things into retrospect.



That or milla jovovich and go marry me.

Wow (tear) thats sweet.:worthy:

 

[Rubric]

I thought this was the anal bleaching thread, apologies.

 

[Bahumat]

I thought this was the anal bleaching thread, apologies.

lmao

I'd be Elton John so I could Rock out with my Cock out.

 

[Lamp]

I'd be Ez and flick my bean all day

LMFAO

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

I'd be Bill Gates, and I would kill off the Windows departments, sell microsoft to Google for a dollar, send all my money to some poor sod in The Netherlands, and go to bed.

EDIT: Rather, not kill the windows department, but change every part's licence to the GPL licence, and see what canonical and red hat can come up with

 

[Azurus]

I'd be Jordan too except i would kill myself.

 

[Meggey]

I'd be Jordan too except i would kill myself.

tut tut

 

[leviathane]

I'd be Messi or kaka then buy out my contract and sign for Arsenal.

 

[Everz]

Id be Laddey, so i can play with the preston massifs....

 

[Mey]

as i'm in to modeling etc etc

Pic's or it didn't happen!

 

[Raven]

Why would you want to be such a pointless waste of space like Jordan?

 

[Deebs]

but but she has big tits and shags peter andre!!!

 

[Azurus]

The only Jordan worth mentioning.

 

[kivik]

Hmm.

Dunno.

Maybe same as tott.

 

[Iceforge]

Oh, so many ideas coming to my head from this one...

Depends, would I be like that person or would I just be me in that persons body/place?

I.e. would I wake up and feel it was like normal or would it be like "WHAT THE FUCK? I'M XXXXXXXXXXX!!!! WEEEE!!!"?????

If I would be myself in somebodies elses body and place in the world (everybody else would think I was that person), that could be interesting.

Might end up picking some hot chick then, just to spend the entire day both fondling my own tits, and feeling tits being fondled (double pleasure for a guy who liked fondling tits already )
I mean, if I choose to be, I don't know, Jessica Alba or Hayden Panettiere I could spend 24 hours feeling up their tits (nice) and looking at myself in the mirror (hot hot hot).
I might just be a pervert, I dunno?

Or you could let out your darker side, be someone you hate and go kill a bunch of other people you really really hate; Perfect framejob, walk away scott free from the crime as you commited it in someones elses body.

But hey, I might just by psychotic.

Could also be interesting trying to live a day as one of those tribe people that was recently photographers/discovered...

 

[Imgormiel]

The only Jordan worth mentioning.

Indeed. Repped!

 

[Azurus]

and feeling tits being fondled (double pleasure for a guy who liked fondling tits already )

Anyone else think there is something slightly disturbing about this?

 

[Iceforge]

Anyone else think there is something slightly disturbing about this?

What? Seriously..

I like fondling tits... and all girls i fondled liked it (as I am not the type who fondles a random stranger, but only my gf's).
I know why I love fondling tits, they feel freaking great in my hands...
But there must be a reason why chicks like it.. so, double pleasure...

It might be disturbing, but hey, the idea entered my head from here: Misfile - A comic by Chris Hazelton - Now Updating Every Weekday

 

[kirennia]

Tbh, I fail to see how or why anyone would pass up the oppurtunity to be the first person to ever be the opposite sex and have a fun filled perverted day with themselves. There's no shame in saying it and of the female friends I've asked, they've admitted that they'd do the same thing so it's not just a guy thing.

Come on, surely the temptation would be a lil too great Azurus? It'd be more a curiosity thing; I don't think I'd want a guy around me even if I turned into a woman so maybe I'd call up some lady friends and get confused, not knowing what to do without my wedding tackle.

As for which celeb I'd be... Jade Goody? She looks like a pig so maybe she has pig 30 minute long orgasms.....lol. Or maybe not... Jennifer Aniston in her hayday? I mean fuck it, if we're defying science we may as well go back in time while we're at it...

 

[megadave]

i would become any black man so i know what its like to have a massive cock

 

[soze]

Gordon Brown then i would pass laws about immigration stuff like you can only come here with a job offer you must be able to speak english you will not be eligible for a pension or free housing unless you worked here for 20 years. The id make rules for unemployment. People who try not to get a job have thier beifits stripped. Id also slug that conservative twat in question time.

 

[Bugz]

i would become any black man so i know what its like to have a massive cock

You could always be me for that too!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Only on FHOT, from flicking EQs bean, to understanding the poor and needy, right back to 7foot cokstrap of Jordan.

 

[Edmond]

but but she has big tits and shags peter andre!!!

So Deebs are you saying that you would like to be Jordan simply because you can shag Peter Andre??????

Okay................?????

 

[old.Tohtori]

So Deebs are you saying that you would like to be Jordan simply because you can shag Peter Andre??????

Okay................?????

Why not?

I'd be deebs just to shag myself!