what does a man with a 2 foot cock have for breakfast ?

[Lamp]

this morning I had a boiled egg

 

[Solo]

A tumour

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, probably one huge cock dinner.

Need helluva lot of wine to do some cock in wine even

 

[cHodAX]

I usually have toast, thanks for asking.

 

[Golena]

this morning I had a boiled egg

Gosh your boyfriend is well hung!

 

[Aile]

Gosh your boyfriend is well hung!

Brilliant

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Rofl...

 

[crispy]

More cock i guess?

 

[Sharma]

chicken breast, bacon, eggs and beans!?

 

[Rubric]

chicken breast,

For breakfast?


No no no no no!

 

[Rubric]

PS.

Jerk chicken maybe.

 

[preacherboy]

Big black guy and a small white guy going up in a lift, the black guy turns to the small skinny white guy and says you no I am 7ft each one of my testicles weigh 1pound each and my name is Turner Brown the small skinnywhite guy faints and hits the ground, he comes round with the black guy slapping is face and says can you repeat that please, the black guy says I am 7ft tall and each one of my testicles weigh 1pound each and my name is Turner Brown the skinny guys says fuck me thought you said Turn around

 

[Huntingtons]

haha

 

[cHodAX]

Big black guy and a small white guy going up in a lift, the black guy turns to the small skinny white guy and says you no I am 7ft each one of my testicles weigh 1pound each and my name is Turner Brown the small skinnywhite guy faints and hits the ground, he comes round with the black guy slapping is face and says can you repeat that please, the black guy says I am 7ft tall and each one of my testicles weigh 1pound each and my name is Turner Brown the skinny guys says fuck me thought you said Turn around

lol

 

[Imgormiel]

parmo vindaloo?

 

[cHodAX]

parmo vindaloo?

wrong thread?

 

[Nate]

has cock been said?

 

[old.Tohtori]

has cock been said?

I made that particularly normal response, but noone thought it was funny

 

[Imgormiel]

wrong thread?

this thread is omnipresent, thus it has more than one simple significance and ambiguity! :kissit:

 

[Rubric]

this thread is omnipresent, thus it has more than one simple significance and ambiguity! :kissit:

Fuck it! Someone ate my dictionary.

 

[cHodAX]

Fuck it! Someone ate my dictionary.

Freddie Starr ate my hamster!

 

[crispy]

fotm reply i see!
I made it also

 

[Laddey]

haha Lamp you funny fucker

 

[Ezteq]

pfft well im a gal with a 3 ft cock (Hoff says hellooo btw, he's sat on the dvd player atm) and this morning i was mostly eating rice.


b2's parents came over for a visit at the weekend and his mum was like Oo whats with the giant chicken, i almost made a cock joke but managed to bite me tongue.

 

[Imgormiel]

Fuck it! Someone ate my dictionary.

I ate your thesaurus for elevenses

 

[Rubric]

I ate your thesaurus for elevenses

Wasn't mine i dont have one. Only an onomasticon.

 

[cHodAX]

I ate your thesaurus for elevenses

So what? I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

fhfhfhfffffhhhhhhh

 

[Nate]

Hello Rubrice, have the pumpkins stopped screaming yet?

 

[Ctuchik]

this morning I had a boiled egg

that didnt answer the question tho

 

[crispy]

pfft well im a gal with a 3 ft cock (Hoff says hellooo btw, he's sat on the dvd player atm) and this morning i was mostly eating rice.


b2's parents came over for a visit at the weekend and his mum was like Oo whats with the giant chicken, i almost made a cock joke but managed to bite me tongue.

ALWAYS make cockjokes when inappropiate...