what do women want?

[tris-]

i guess its been a question on every mans mind at some point, and probably on most womens mind. even freud said something like "if there is one thing i cant work out is what women want" (he obviously said it with better terminology etc).

from a mans perspective women want -

a scum bag man
someone who will treat them like shit
offer no respect at all
occasionally get a good beating

stewey in family guy put it well in the episode 'chick cancer' "thats it, women want someone who will treat them like dirt" (something like that anyway)

but ask a woman what they want -

clever
funny
caring
nice
sexy


but women, IS THAT EVEN TRUE? if you look at the majority of women, they are with the shittest men you can find. if you look at the nicest guys, they are without a girl friend.

so women, do you even know what you want?
and men - have you ever really found out the answer?

 

[Gins]

and men - have you ever really found out the answer?

Confidence, 9 shots of tequilla, and some interesting (obv made up) story's always do the trick!

 

[Bahumat]

I think your perspectives are bullshit. You cant categorise a unique decision by the person and palm it off as the whole sex.

I dont think women want to get beat up or have no respect. I am sure i'm not alone on that?

I'm putting my head on the chopping board here, but its usually the skanks who get into relationships with other skanks. Women who like a bastard partner usually act like a juvenile.

People pick people who are suited to them, not in each and every way, but you need to be "connected" on a social aspect.

Also you're not mentioning Lust and Love.

 

[Mojo]

IMO women want to be taken care of and if you can look after yourself then you are a good contender.

But lot's of other factors come into it, like who the woman is.

What makes you think all these guys with nice girls are dicks anyway? you prolly don't even know them. I have heard people say that before and well, they were the dicks tbh.

 

[Sparx]

Spoiler

 

[Gamah]

Im 1337 and my gf likes that.

 

[Mojo]

Spoiler

Yeah right, my GF has 2 and do you think she will use them and leave me the hell alone!

 

[old.Tohtori]

and men - have you ever really found out the answer?

Bourbon mixed with jäger and a chick who's willing to down it, all you need

But seriously, i've figured out quite a bit about how the female mind works, basicly by putting my shlong on a tight leash(grin) and talking to women in bars, my two best friends are female, talking to them etc.

The easy answer here would be, don't take it too literally, that they want you.

Nothing simpler then that really. All the things women answer are preferred qualities, not the whole package.

It could be explained in game terms as such:

They want to finish the game. Marriage, etc, whatever floats the particular boat(not that boat you pervs).

First level is completed when they find something attractive. Personality, humor, looks, shloooong! or whatever comes first.

Second level is completed when they find another quality that they like.

Third level goes through after they find yet another quality, and so forth.

They may not complete the game in particulary fast time, or at all, but sometimes they get stuck on levels, wanting BADLY to complete it.

Sometimes it's game over, sometimes you win at life.

 

[tris-]

What makes you think all these guys with nice girls are dicks anyway? you prolly don't even know them. I have heard people say that before and well, they were the dicks tbh.

well im going from my own experiences here. all my female friends end up with dicks, and imo they are nice girls. and i ask what they want and generally they say "i dont know what i want"

tohtori: i think thats the most logical and rational thing youve ever posted repsss!

 

[TdC]

iirc from biology (aaaages ago pets), women do indeed want someone to take care of the family cave and flock of kids. mostly. when they're thinking.
however about once a month something in their heads will click loudly and then they will proceed to try and do just about any masculine man they can get their hands on

(apparently men get this too, where we are programmed to usually recognise masculinity in male features but about half way through our "cycle" we suddenly recognise femininity in male features)

(unless the discovery channel lies)

have I found the answer? no. some woman seem to be impressed by manly men who make their own way in life. they'll prolly want to shag them too, for whatever reasons. however, unless said manly man finds a completely submissive woman I guess the relationship will fail, because woman ultimately want someone to fix up the communal cave and watch the kids. during my extensive research I did note that I very easily slot in the "friend" thing with girls. this is bad for sex but good for having lots of lady friends. I call this the "good friend effect": once there you won't get laid. I gather from this that girls aren't stupid, they just pretend to be sometimes to save face when confronted with a bumbling man. They know full well that as a (single) bloke you want to have sex with them. You don't have to play the nice guy (even if you are, in fact, a nice guy), it will only confuddle them and the mad se><or goes out the window. They already know. So why worry, just take things as they come, and the next time you see her mates in the supermarket, rest assured they know everything about you down to the smallest detail

 

[Gamah]

I have a feeling this has to do with you having a micro dick and them having normal sized penises.

 

[TdC]

oh, and on the girls ending up with asshats thing, yeah, they do sometimes. for whatever reason. it's bad when you happen to be their pal. I feel for you mate

 

[Mojo]

well im going from my own experiences here. all my female friends end up with dicks, and imo they are nice girls. and i ask what they want and generally they say "i dont know what i want"

I think you hang round with to many females, females talk (bich) to each other cos that's what women do, they make small issues sound like big deals to us men but in women speak it doesn't mean anything. (Mostly) I will catch my gf talking about me leaving things out and crap like that but women will talk about the most mundane things and because they talk we think it's a big deal when in reality it aint. I bet if you are sat down with 3-4 woman and they have a bf slagging session none of them dwell on it or think anything of it, but you end up thinking they all go out with dicks but they don't. Then u take there sides start biching too but dont really get it and then alienate urself for everyone.

Woman talk is like therapy, don't pretend for 1 minute that you understand it and dont join in.

 

[TdC]

All the things women answer are preferred qualities, not the whole package.

seel wins.

 

[old.Tohtori]

tohtori: i think thats the most logical and rational thing youve ever posted repsss!

Thank you kindly, it's a "nice guy" thing to learn these. And time. And error....ooh the errors...

I have a feeling this has to do with you having a micro dick and them having normal sized penises.

Sorry to break this to you Gamah, but unlike you, most men don't prefer chicks with diiiiii-well look at the time, it's half past PWN!

 

[Gamah]

Thank you kindly, it's a "nice guy" thing to learn these. And time. And error....ooh the errors...



Sorry to break this to you Gamah, but unlike you, most men don't prefer chicks with diiiiii-well look at the time, it's half past PWN!

Last time I checked your mum was dick free

 

[Mojo]

I guess the relationship will fail, because woman ultimately want someone to fix up the communal cave and watch the kids.

Funny not a single 1 of my friends understands that if they fix up the home and look after the kids and help out then they can go do what they want for the most part.

Actually 1 of my mates does and he gets an easy life like I do, although not as easy

 

[Chronictank]

money and orgasms

 

[TdC]

Actually 1 of my mates does and he gets an easy life like I do, although not as easy

yeah it took me a while too mate. everything after taking out the trash, painting the kitchen, mowing the grass, lifting and moving heavy objects and trying not to kill yourself rewiring the loft is pure gravy with some seksor thrown in for good measure really, it's true!


(maybe I'm just getting old hehe, I prolly wouldn't have been this agreeable when I was 20)

 

[Congax]

Women like shaved backs.

(you knew it had to be coming!)

 

[Huntingtons]

Spoiler

is it strange that i saw this model in a movie yesterday?

well, its hard to say what they want - but yes i agree, the right girls seem to pick the wrong guy. but its not because they want to get treated like dirt, its because the guys who treat them like dirt can also treat them like princesses or whatever they feel like being treated as.

and toh, you're saying that girls want "stuff" (insert random stuff)...

 

[Bahumat]

Show her your balls dammit! If that don't get her going, kill yourself

*said in the voice of*

 

[haarewin]

i guess its been a question on every mans mind at some point, and probably on most womens mind. even freud said something like "if there is one thing i cant work out is what women want" (he obviously said it with better terminology etc).

from a mans perspective women want -

a scum bag man
someone who will treat them like shit
offer no respect at all
occasionally get a good beating

stewey in family guy put it well in the episode 'chick cancer' "thats it, women want someone who will treat them like dirt" (something like that anyway)

but ask a woman what they want -

clever
funny
caring
nice
sexy


but women, IS THAT EVEN TRUE? if you look at the majority of women, they are with the shittest men you can find. if you look at the nicest guys, they are without a girl friend.

so women, do you even know what you want?
and men - have you ever really found out the answer?

all the psychopaths have someone, but none of the sane people do.

 

[kirennia]

Would be a much shorter thread if you asked what women DONT want

 

[Everz]

my knob.. JAAA!

 

[- English -]

i think most women like confident men

 

[Ezteq]

rofl you guys!

well i wanted a chicken royale and i just had one so im happy.

the thing about women being with bastards is mainly becsue you get certain people who have a deep fear of being alone usually mixed with a strong desire to be loved and being with an abusive wanker (they think) is better than not having anyone and these guys usually do say "yeah but babes i love you!" after they smack them upside the head.

Me I just want a nice chap who treats me like im special and cares for me, who i can care for and feel safe with and who doesnt object to giving me the occasional spanking

luckily i got him

i cant speak for all or even any women tbh because i dont really know any tbh but i know what i want and thats it. it cant be that different for guys i mean i know you all joke about just having someone to boink but i mean dont you all want someone who loves you and thinks your cool and is nice to you and brings you tea when your ill?.. and isnt your mum btw lol.

 

[Mojo]

I mean i know you all joke about just having someone to boink but i mean dont you all want someone who loves you and thinks your cool and is nice to you and brings you tea when your ill?

Of course, most just dont know it yet.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i know you all joke about just having someone to boink but i mean dont you all want someone who loves you and thinks your cool and is nice to you and brings you tea when your ill?.. and isnt your mum btw lol.

Not really top priorities on my "want from a woman" list.

But that's just 'cause you, Eq, want to be like that too. Cool, and lovey, and bring tea and stuff like that. Everyone looks for a bit of similar people to stay with. Me?

I want a headmessing b*tch from hell who likes to get plastered, cares two hoots about love. doesn't care about if i'm cool or not, but will rip your eyes out if you try and take me away

Oh and brings me whiskey not tea

 

[Amanita]

What Ez said really. I don't settle for anything less so I've been single a long time ^^