What crisps make the loudest noise?

[Varna]

Ok, I'm gonna try and paint a mental picture for you;

...Your in a room with people who have average size mouths and the room acoustics are of your stanard living room. TV, sofa x 2 and a seperate chair, possibly some curtains and double glazing windows with a cheap carpet, and a lampshade.

So, each person brings along a selection of crisps they think would make the most noise, and YOU'VE been invited - So what ones would you eat and what would be your tactics in eating them (using your mouth).

To get you started, here is a video of a chav captured in action eating crisps.

YouTube - eating crisps
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[tris-]

id go for squares i think using an open mouth tactic (throat closed), which from experience i feel resonates the sound and projects it forward

 

[Dudley52]

It would have to be kettle chips. They are very loud when eaten. I would just eat with my mouth open and crunch as hard and as fast as possible!

 

[Varna]

Yes, kettle crisps are good. I sometimes feel guilty eating them in small spaces.

 

[DocWolfe]

a video about chavs eating crips... ah... this is why I dont visit youtube

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmh. Those are considered chavs?

 

[Bugz]

She should be in a horror movie!

 

[Thadius]

Quavers(if you dont suck them!)

and Monster Munch

 

[Sparx]

sounds like a banging party

 

[Golena]

Riveting movie... can't wait to see the sequel next year!!

The crisps arn't important.. Take any variety of crisp you want and try eating it quietly during a dramatic part of a movie. Guaranteed to make even the most uncrunchy soggy crisp produce sonic booms!

 

[Nate]

Same here Golena, I'm gonna pitch a tent at Leicester Square a week before it's out to make sure I get in. Theres room for 2 but you can only come in if you bring a DVD player with the first movie in it!