What can you use when you run out of toilet paper ?

[Lamp]

I'll start with

- Yesterday's newspaper
- Index finger
- Bath towel

Keep going...!

 

[Spis]

the "underside" of your pants.. Well the other side too, but ppl might notice then !

 

[Serbitar]

the missus' bath sponge and/or tooth brush \o/

 

[Spis]

sandpaper!

 

[Dakkath]

The cat!!!

 

[Naetha]

God's gift to mankind - wet wipes.

 

[Chronictank]

water followed by something to dry your arse

 

[Lamp]

something to dry your arse

The curtains

 

[tris-]

i have used the following -

someones flannel, then washed it in the bath before finishing.

cotton wool pads

moist facial wipe things

plain A4 paper

lined A4 paper

a towel (most favoured last resort)

the toilet role tube its self (least favoured last resort)

plain old water

 

[Dukat]

My samurai sword!



ohh painful :|

 

[Vladamir]

Colonic irrigation equipment!

 

[Yshynsin]

a tampon

 

[Lamp]

The wife's Louis Vuitton bag !

*legs it*

 

[Ging]

let it crust n peel!

 

[Dantares]

Send it to Brainiac, they might find out for ya.

 

[Solo]

kitchen roll had to be called into the baby otter den on one occasion...


and has anyone bought just bog roll?

 

[Hansmoleman]

the floor, a'la dog scraping arse across floor style

 

[Rub]

you?

 

[Basic_X]

Leafs (i was outside, on a bloody island, was all i had at hand!)

 

[DocWolfe]

Was in a nightclub once waiting for a shitter, the guy comes out the cubicle and says "that was a sock-job mate", confused I look into the toilet to see there was no bog roll but a brown streaked blue sock lying in the corner

my proposition therefore is: a sock!

 

[Dudley52]

Wipe it on your brother/sisters bedsheets, or even your parents if you still live at home.

 

[cHodAX]

Was in a nightclub once waiting for a shitter, the guy comes out the cubicle and says "that was a sock-job mate", confused I look into the toilet to see there was no bog roll but a brown streaked blue sock lying in the corner

my proposition therefore is: a sock!

rofl, that is totally grim

 

[Ctuchik]

I'll start with

- Yesterday's newspaper
- Index finger
- Bath towel

Keep going...!

shower > all i guess...

never ran out of toilet paper as not having it is discusting

 

[DocWolfe]

I used newspaper for 2 months because none of us in the house could be arsed getting any

 

[Lamp]

So when you wanted to do the crossword did you all line up together to get teh Across clues ?

LOL

 

[Sharma]

Kitchen roll works..

It's a bit sore though. :/

 

[Vladamir]

Wire wool xD

 

[Sharma]

Don't joke about that, a friend's already tried that once because he thought it'd look too obvious on the sponge.

 

[Zede]

well, when I was in India, you never used your right hand to shake anyones hand...........

 

[echome]

Nothing, just let it dry...