Wazzerphuk
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We should move England to the coast of Holland and merge countries tbh. Then we get your hot wimmens, drugs and liberalism and you get some fucking scenery. And better food.
What 'good' food do we have that we didn't steal in some way? If you're going to have a 'good British meal' you go to some grimy pub with a proper 'lad' atmosphere, or sit on the beach in the pouring rain with some chips in a bag.Have you actually been to a good British/English restaurant? I'm talking proper food here, foo'. Our food is fantastic.
Probably said this before, best curry I ever had, was around a mates house - veg curry, was amazing.the only thing I tend to like about British food is that they don't fuck up their portions like the Dutch do:
Dutch meal:
VVVVVEEEEEEEEEGGGGGIIIIIEEEEESSSS. MORE VVVVVEEEEEEEEEGGGGGIIIIIEEEEESSSS. OTHER VVVVVEEEEEEEEEGGGGGIIIIIEEEEESSSS. meat.
It's like I was chatting to a bunch of indian lads the other night who I went out with, was talking about food, as you do, and they all agreed the best Indian was in some grotty shit hole of a ex-working mans club, that used to have strippers, and advised not to take your family.
Meat gets over-rated more ingredients you find
last time I was in London on business, the trip had actually spawned from the curry craving that a programming mate and I had. we flew over for a curry, but left things too late boozing up with our counterparts in LDN and were forced to visit Brick Lane after said 'parts wussed out and went home. First we walked about a bit. Then we got several gentlemen to almost have a fight by comparing their Restaurant's business cards against each other and fled across the street only to be sucked in to a fairly busy but otherwise unremarkable place by an extremely competent door man who took one look at us, assesed the situation correctly and had us inside and tucking in to onion baaji's and papadums in no time at all. also, he promised us free drinks for the duration of the meal which proved how good he was since it was boiling hot inside and we insta-switched to light beers, soft drinks and water. bunch of pussies we were too. doorman's assessment proved 100% correct.
I ask you again, what good 'British' restaurants are out there, are you just on about restaurants in Britain?You need to go to better restaurants/not be such a pussy.
Why do you think we have such a high amount of fine dining and Michelen star restaurants in the country for our size?
Fucking hell stop talking about foreign food. I'm not fucking discussing foreign food. STOP BRINGING IT UP.
"Most of those restaurants" - really? Did you count? Have you looked at their menus? Or are you talking LIQUID ARSE JUICE AS NORMAL?
I'm not miserable it's just clear as fucking day you've never actually been to a British restaurant that serves British food because you don't seem to know what it actually is.