What are they actually saying?

[Dreamor]

Watched a bollywood more or 2...thousand in my time but always made the words up as I went along (unless there was a translator for me or subtitles )

Saw these on Youtube that made me laugh...

YouTube - Tunak Tunak Tun - English lyrics by Buffalax
[youtubevid]rdG_fey4_ow[/youtubevid]

YouTube - Crazy Indian Video... Buffalaxed!
[youtubevid]ZA1NoOOoaNw[/youtubevid]

YouTube - Indian Thriller with English Lyrics!
[youtubevid]TtJRNyPK-lc[/youtubevid]

Anyway, thought I'd share, they made me laugh

 

[Hawkwind]

Really cannot stand that Bollywood shite. Do not understand what all the fuss is about either, it's just full of macho bullshit stories and high pitched squeeling.

The TV advertising in India is just as laughable. Adverts showing people who use makeup to make themselves whiter getting movie parts and shiz like that. They ran the same adds in UAE not so long ago and there was a public outcry. Funny country, pity they are taking over the world by shear numbers!

 

[Dreamor]

I think your missing the point here, is its just a 'joke' and play on words

 

[Blackjack]

Some funny lines in there

 

[Lamp]

ROFL

"Calm down and park that comfy shin guard armour"
"Welcome the dude who aint the buyer of mugs"

LOLOLOL

Number 2 had me pissing myself with laughter. So funny

Don't mind some of the Bollywood stuff TBH. Some of it has some groovy beats, phat shapes, and catchy tunes. Although a lot of the female vocal stuff sounds like a cat being dragged through a meat mincer - tail first.

 

[Lamp]

>My loony bun is fine Benny Lava
>Minor bun engine made Benny Lava
>Anybody need this sign ? Benny Lava !
>You need a bun to bite, Benny Lava !

>Have you been high today ?

>I see the nuns are gay
>My brother yelled to me
>I love you inside, Ed.

>My loony bun is fine Benny Lava
>Minor bun engine made Benny Lava

>I told a high school girl
>I love you inside me

>I love to see you pee on us tonight
>You fill me up with doom
>Quit looking up at me
>You got a minute girl ?
>The puppy had a flea



ROFL

 

[Dreamor]

Don't mind some of the Bollywood stuff TBH. Some of it has some groovy beats, phat shapes, and catchy tunes. Although a lot of the female vocal stuff sounds like a cat being dragged through a meat mincer - tail first.

Thats because almost ALL the female leads (and males) don't sing, its all voice overs.... done by 40-50 year old women (i hear some of the best are almost 70 in fact)

 

[Lamp]

Nothing wrong with the over-70's. Get them to take their teeth out. They're not dead yet.

 

[Dreamor]

Nothing wrong with the over-70's. Get them to take their teeth out. They're not dead yet.

your a real sucker for punishment? with regards to old timers...

 

[Olgaline]

the second vid is ace, after the first run you dont even need to look at the sub's to catch it